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‘American’ Porn Stars Without Makeup, Chinese Netizen Reactions

Ash Hollywood, porn actress, before and after makeup comparison photo.

Veruca James, porn actress, before and after makeup comparison photo.

From NetEase:

Porn is also a fraud! Before and after makeup comparisons of American AV [adult video] actresses

Last year, this author showed everyone that “Japanese AV actresses are frauds“. Today, let’s turn our eyes to America. These are before and after makeup comparison photos of American AV actresses, fully demonstrating the power of makeup.

Comments from NetEase:

网易安徽省合肥市网友:

This post is going to be popular, leaving my name in the “first row” [first few comments].

luoben126 [网易北京市网友]:

Fuck, I only recognize two of them.
Though whether or not I can jack off only depends on two things: 1. Female. 2. Alive.

怒海的小孤舟 [网易广东省深圳市网友]: (responding to above)

Little brother is humble, only checks one thing: Has a hole.

网易上海市网友: (responding to above)

The second floor [above commenter] is not suited for watching golf competitions.

网易江苏省无锡市网友 [jm990125]: (responding to above)

What are you going to do when it comes to billiards competitions!

网易上海市网友: (responding to above)

Billiards has 6 holes, a regulation golf course has 18.
But billiards indeed wins on frequency, climaxes repeatedly.

网易陕西省西安市手机网友: (responding to above)

Then seeing a hornet’s nest would be even more serious!

网易澳大利亚网友 [米字旗永不落]:

First one is Lux, very ugly; Second one is Sophia Dee, from England, not America; Third is Veronica, very slutty considering she’s already over 40 years old now, but very wet, so we can say she’s been well maintained; Fifth is Mackenzie Pierce, very busty; Sixth is Vicki Chase, Vietnamese ancestry probably; Seventh is one I rather like, called Alexis Ford, whom I feel is truly sexy; Ninth is Riley Reid, specializes in teen films, and I feel a little disturbed watching her films. 11th is Madison Ivy, not bad, but unfortunately too short. 12th, what to say, Rachel Starr, her films are all very lousy, but Europeans and Americans seem to really like her. 14th is Jada Stvance who used to be really good but now seems to be getting uglier and uglier. Fifth [15th?] is Bridgette B, seems to be very ugly, so I don’t really watch her [films]. 17th is Ava Adams, very good MILF. 18th is also not from America but France’s Anissa Kate, who may have workd with Maunal before. 21st is a homosexual named Ash Hollywood. 25th is called Caroline Pierce, I think, not bad, a MILF. 32nd is a performer with a lot of personality, many of her films being hardcore, and she currently lives wint Skin Diamond, named Asphyxia Noir.

33rd should be a Brazzers actress. Brazzers is rather boring/silly. 37th, I remember the first time I went filming, it was her, Chanel Preston, big breasts. 41st is Dana Dearmond, whom I feel is very charming and a good person. 43rd is named Paige. Her frame was quite good, but then she made herself up like this. Sigh. 51st is Tayor Wane, at almost 50, looking like this isn’t bad. 57 is Brooke Adams, very good, very TEEN-like. 58 is my favorite, Tori Black, who demonstrated her strength by winning best female performer twice consecutively. 60, that one is Kristina Rose, rather short. 62’s name I forgot, ugly. 64 is Anikka Albrite, not bad. 65, Rayven Bay, I think is also from England, not America. 67, this one is from Germany I think, Katja Kassin. 69, this one I rather like too, rather science-fiction-ish, called Brookly Lee. 71 is the one that is currently rather popular, Smathan? 74, that one is named Nikki Delano, just looking at her makes me want to throw up, and she’s also short. 76 is Dani Danies, whom I rather like. Third from the last and the last one, one is Nix and one is Penny. I think both are rather good, who also perform very passionately.
If there is anything anyone doesn’t understand and need guidance with, AT me [message me]!

网易北京市网友:

True masters hide in NetEase. [This is adapted from “True masters hide amongst the people.”]

网易北京市网友:

NetEase is YellowNet [or “PervertNet”].

网易辽宁省网友 [怒放的生物]:

A genuine Japanese porn video sells for about 2900 JPY locally, which converts to about 230 RMB. A Chinese netizen downloading 100 “island country” “romantic action films” is equivalent to robbing Japan of 23,000 yuan. If the 80 million [Communist] Party members set an example in downloading, just one operation would be equivalent to plundering Japan of 290 billion USD! When it comes to being patriotic, sometimes it is just this simple.

网易江西省赣州市网友 [jiajunh1]: (responding to above)

I’m a little envious of louzhu‘s [the above commenter] mathematical brain.
Simple, simple indeed.

网易湖北省武汉市网友: (responding to above)

How come you don’t calculate how many of China’s children these videos will kill?

网易日本网友: (responding to 怒放的生物)

But, this cultural invasion, college kid, you may not know who the district chief and mayor is of where you live, but you definitely know who Teacher Cang is.

城市的浮萍 [网易江苏省网友]:

I used to think I was at the master level amongst AV watchers, but seeing the comments on NetEase today, I feel ashamed, and must study more, as one who doesn’t study will fall behind!

majia8421hao [网易山东省济南市网友]:

Makeup artists deserve a thousand cuts [to die], for making me no longer dare believe the world still has beautiful women.

太阳粉 [网易湖南省常德市网友]:

Made the mistake of clicking on a few photos, accidentally saw America’s Sister Feng, stumbled out using the wall for support.

网易广西南宁市网友:

After going on YellowEase [“PervertEase”], my body has been getting worse by the day. YellowEase posts anything.

winspring [网易北京市网友]:

Too ugly, vomited!!!

心里蛮烦 [网易浙江省宁波市网友]:

The fucking crux of the problem is that it is very difficult to fuck true white [Caucasian] women. This is not a problem of money. Not only white women, even if you go to Japan wanting to fuck true Japanese women, they also fucking aren’t willing to do business with Chinese. This is what is the most fucking tragic thing. Even when watching films, it’s very rare to see an Asian man fucking a white woman. Those I’ve seen can easily be counted.

天下三玩家12681476 [网易黑龙江省哈尔滨市网友]:

I’ve TM always wondered why the design of the human female in World of Warcraft looks so ugly, and only today have I learned that it’s because the original is like that too!

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Written by Fauna

Fauna is a mysterious young Shanghainese girl who lives in the only place a Shanghainese person would ever want to live: Shanghai. In mid-2008, she started chinaSMACK to combine her hobby of browsing Chinese internet forums with her goal of improving her English. Through her tireless translation of popular Chinese internet news and phenomenon, her English has apparently gotten dramatically better. At least, reading and writing-wise. Unfortunately, she's still not confident enough to have written this bio, about herself, by herself.

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