Best Chinese Boyfriend Carries Girlfriend On Shoulders at Zoo

A Chinese boyfriend has his girlfriend ride on his shoulders to avoid crowds at a zoo in Jinan city, Shandong province, during the October 1st National Day holiday.

A Chinese boyfriend carried his girlfriend on his shoulders around a zoo to avoid crowds in Jinan city, Shandong province, during the October 1st National Day holiday.

From NetEase:

Man Allows Girlfriend to Ride On His Shoulders During Zoo Visit, Praised as a “[Best] Boyfriend of China”

October 1st, at the Jinan City Zoo, because there were an especially large amount of people and in order to protect his girlfriend, a young man had his girlfriend sit around his neck [ride on his shoulders], making it easier for his girlfriend to see the zoo, and making it possible to call him the best boyfriend of October 1st.

Comments from NetEase:

扬帆乘风 [网易四川省乐山市网友]:

You ride me during the day, and I’ll ride you during the night, it’s nothing but a simple trade!

呀哑吖呸 [网易湖北省黄冈市网友]:

Fucking wet all around my neck!

跟我帖的伍猫狗全家死 [网易山东省威海市网友]:

[With her] riding, it’s both hot and humid/damp/wet.

雨涵qqq1041551242 [网易浙江省宁波市网友]:

You ride me during the day, and I’ll ride you during the night!

雨涵qqq1041551242 [网易浙江省宁波市网友]:

Found the right person, and every day is Valentine’s Day. Find the wrong person, and every day is Tomb Sweeping Day. Find a lazy person, and every day is Labor Day. Find a rich person, every day is Spring Festival. Find someone who is unfaithful, and everyday is Bachelor’s Day. Find someone who is childish, and everyday is Children’s Day! Find a swindler, and everyday is April Fool’s Day!

彼岸花繁 [网易北京市网友]:

Let her ride once on your shoulders, and she’ll ride control [take advantage of] you for the rest of your life, never to escape.

蘇青 [网易广东省广州市番禺区手机网友]:

This is actually good too, because it makes it easier for everyone to see her butt, even though it’s very average…

天一的天天下第一的一 [网易湖南省网友]:

I can say that Wuhan’s media is the most low and vulgar crap in the Heavenly Kingdom‘s media industry.

天一的天天下第一的一 [网易湖南省网友]:

Wuhan’s media sure enough is low and vulgar crap, them and their stupid reporters’ Weibo presence, every day copying news off Weibo, reporting on mundane things on the streets, a constant stream of garbage that happened on university campuses, all a bunch of trivial crap being reported.

Also, they always report some health/medical news once every two days, but it’s actually just an advertorial, that even shamelessly exaggerates symptoms, to get eyeballs [online attention], and exaggerating treatment effectiveness. This is the classic cuntish behavior of China’s official media.

lbg224522 [网易广西南宁市网友]:

There’s Voice of China, there’s [Best] Boyfriend of China, but how come there isn’t a [Best] Boy to Ride of China?

Written by Fauna

Fauna is a mysterious young Shanghainese girl who lives in the only place a Shanghainese person would ever want to live: Shanghai. In mid-2008, she started chinaSMACK to combine her hobby of browsing Chinese internet forums with her goal of improving her English. Through her tireless translation of popular Chinese internet news and phenomenon, her English has apparently gotten dramatically better. At least, reading and writing-wise. Unfortunately, she's still not confident enough to have written this bio, about herself, by herself.


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