Man Allows Girlfriend to Ride On His Shoulders During Zoo Visit, Praised as a “[Best] Boyfriend of China”
October 1st, at the Jinan City Zoo, because there were an especially large amount of people and in order to protect his girlfriend, a young man had his girlfriend sit around his neck [ride on his shoulders], making it easier for his girlfriend to see the zoo, and making it possible to call him the best boyfriend of October 1st.
Comments from NetEase:
You ride me during the day, and I’ll ride you during the night, it’s nothing but a simple trade!
Fucking wet all around my neck!
[With her] riding, it’s both hot and humid/damp/wet.
You ride me during the day, and I’ll ride you during the night!
Found the right person, and every day is Valentine’s Day. Find the wrong person, and every day is Tomb Sweeping Day. Find a lazy person, and every day is Labor Day. Find a rich person, every day is Spring Festival. Find someone who is unfaithful, and everyday is Bachelor’s Day. Find someone who is childish, and everyday is Children’s Day! Find a swindler, and everyday is April Fool’s Day!
Let her ride once on your shoulders, and she’ll ride control [take advantage of] you for the rest of your life, never to escape.
This is actually good too, because it makes it easier for everyone to see her butt, even though it’s very average…
I can say that Wuhan’s media is the most low and vulgar crap in the Heavenly Kingdom‘s media industry.
Wuhan’s media sure enough is low and vulgar crap, them and their stupid reporters’ Weibo presence, every day copying news off Weibo, reporting on mundane things on the streets, a constant stream of garbage that happened on university campuses, all a bunch of trivial crap being reported.
Also, they always report some health/medical news once every two days, but it’s actually just an advertorial, that even shamelessly exaggerates symptoms, to get eyeballs [online attention], and exaggerating treatment effectiveness. This is the classic cuntish behavior of China’s official media.
There’s Voice of China, there’s [Best] Boyfriend of China, but how come there isn’t a [Best] Boy to Ride of China?