Boy Afraid Of Girlfriend Being Stolen, Gets Her Fat On Purpose

Boy Afraid Of Girlfriend Being Stolen, Gets Her Fat On Purpose

Boy Afraid Of Girlfriend Being Stolen, Gets Her Fat On Purpose

The phrase “Make me fat and I am yours” has been popular online in recent months, but this reporter never would have guessed that one Guangzhou boy took the phrase seriously. Fearing that somebody would steal his beautiful girlfriend, the boy went on a mission to fatten her up. By eating 5 meals a day, the girl ballooned from a petite 50kg to a portly 90kg in less than a year. After she was a “safe” size, the boy proposed to her. Some netizens commented that the boy was wasting food, while others recommend that he take up pig farming.

Source: Netease

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  • redwhitedude

    At least it is better than getting her pregnant and forcing a shotgun wedding.

    • IranianCyberArmy

      Shotgun wedding. you mean 奉子成婚

    • Edward Kay

      Better to confirm early, than to marry and find out she’s barren.

      • redwhitedude

        What if you decide you do not like her anymore?

        • Edward Kay

          It was a joke. And you know the answer. Orphans, divorces, affairs, regrets. Shoot blanks, they don’t harm nobody.

  • Munkee

    Does diabetes count as a deterrent as well? She has good chances to end up with type 2 now…

    • KamikaziPilot

      Yeah, and then maybe go blind, need to go on dialysis, have her teeth fall out and/or have to amputate limbs. Well then I guess it’ll be even more of a deterrent to potential suitors.

    • redwhitedude

      Well in that case a simpler thing to do is buy her a plane ticket and send her to the US.

  • Mighty曹

    After the wedding he’ll put her on a strict diet.

    • redwhitedude

      Easier said then done. It may not be easy to tell a woman right on her face that she is fat and needs to lose weight.

  • KamikaziPilot

    Most Chinese girls are afraid to get over 50 kilos so I’m thinking this girl was the exception and actually wanted to get fat. Very few women, especially asians can be this weight and be even remotely healthy IMO. Some people are really just nuts, that’s what it boils down to.

  • moop

    man chinasmack has dropped the ball. unless they have some legal obligation to not inform their audience what is going on, they should do so. this isnt the way you should treat people who have been coming to the website for years.

    • mr.wiener

      I can sympathize. This is getting old I agree, but those in the know have assured me that this is a temporary transition phase and the new smack will dazzle you with awesomeness and make your brains trickle out of your ears like cooked oatmeal.
      …It can’come soon enough as far as I’m concerned.
      Been a while mate, how are things?

      • moop

        living the dream, just living the dream. spend all of my spare time throwing dinner parties.


        • mr.wiener

          Busy, busy ,busy. This year is the year it all gets done I believe.

  • Dan

    So that’s why I got fat, my wife ploughed me with beer only because she didn’t want other girls stealing away a heart-throb

  • Butsu

    Not everyday you spot a class A feeder!

  • helsic

    such a selfish prick!

  • jxs9

    Once you put a ring on an American woman they automatically balloon to that size.

  • monster

    hahaha, so funny!

    • Max Kolodka

      Hahaha, yes. So funny!

  • UserID01

    You can’t “make” somebody get fat unless you’re forcibly shoving food down their throat. She had to have wanted to eat those five meals a day and not work out. Hell, if he likes her this way and she likes herself this way and they live happily ever after, good for them.