“Boyfriend” Lizard Serves as Suspended Bed for “Girlfriend”

A lizard hangs suspended from the top of a cage while another lizard rests on top of it.

From Sina Weibo:

@我的前任是极品: A lizard hangs upside down from the top of the cage, while his girlfriend sleeps in his embrace, and so he stays in this position, holding his girlfriend, hanging there without moving… Look at that how great her boyfriend is…

A lizard hangs suspended from the top of a cage while another lizard rests on top of it.

Comments from Sina Weibo:


You also have to see that his girlfriend is light enough.


How do you know that isn’t a son, and a mother’s love? [可愛]


Who fucking put 502 [glue]? [怒]


With lizards, the females are larger than the males…


You sure they aren’t OOXX [having sex/mating]?


Please explain why they have a boyfriend-girlfriend relationship.


What is your basis for saying the bottom one is male?


They’re mating, okay?


Can you turn the photo upside down [or look at it in reverse]? Look at how great his girlfriend is.


Original poster, you’ve got it wrong, the bottom one is the female. [挤眼]

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Fauna is a mysterious young Shanghainese girl who lives in the only place a Shanghainese person would ever want to live: Shanghai. In mid-2008, she started chinaSMACK to combine her hobby of browsing Chinese internet forums with her goal of improving her English. Through her tireless translation of popular Chinese internet news and phenomenon, her English has apparently gotten dramatically better. At least, reading and writing-wise. Unfortunately, she's still not confident enough to have written this bio, about herself, by herself.

  • Joe

    Friendzone level: ultimate

    • Xio Gen

      They’re mates.

  • diverdude7

    awesome photo… bet it shows up in NatGeo.

    • Xio Gen

      This is an old pic. Years old. Guess it just got to China.

  • AbC

    If this topic really ranks in the top 5 on Sina/Weibo, then it only proves one thing: Chinese people are running out of topics to talk about.

    • Joe

      or that Sina Weibo has turned into 9gag, which is kind of true

    • Insomnicide

      Well there’s Wang Quanan being arrested for soliciting prostitutes and Shangdong Lanxiang technical school….

      • donscarletti

        Ugly 48 year old with absolutely beautiful slamming hot 28 year old wife, still pays for sex.

        Film director in a country where the casting couch has been institutionalized to the point nobody cares, still pays for sex.

        I tell you what, you just listen closely for whatever this guy has to say for himself. If a single person on earth buys his excuse, then you yourself can use it when caught with 100 prostitutes and get away free.

        • Joe

          well considering his wife was repeatedly raped and later killed in his movie White Deer Plain, he must have really hated her

    • Xio Gen

      They live in a unitary autocracy. It’s not like they’re going to talk about current events or politics. Stupid shit trends on Twitter as well. It’s actually refreshing considering the stuff Korea and Japan.

    • Gordon Gogodancer

      Well, they usually like stuff like that

  • Repatriated

    Someone actually took the time to translate this? Ha.

  • Ryo Saeba

    I see it as “Guy is hanging by a thread but girl still takes advantage of him.”

  • Amused

    Who wants to bet the bitch doesn’t pay rent either?

  • SongYii

    So sweet. <3 <3

    • fakeusername

      What’s with the ice cream cones?

      • SongYii

        I love ice cream. :-)

  • A Gawd Dang Mongolian

    Pretty sure bottom one’s the girl.

    • Edward Kay

      Yup. Females are always bigger in their world…..and mine too.

    • Insomnicide

      Look at how great other people’s girlfriends are…

  • YourSupremeCommander

    Doggie, Mish, 69, Sitting Lotus… now we have Suspended Lizard.

  • jz

    This must be a chinese male lizard. Just saying….