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“Boyfriend” Lizard Serves as Suspended Bed for “Girlfriend”

A lizard hangs suspended from the top of a cage while another lizard rests on top of it.

From Sina Weibo:


@我的前任是极品: A lizard hangs upside down from the top of the cage, while his girlfriend sleeps in his embrace, and so he stays in this position, holding his girlfriend, hanging there without moving… Look at that how great her boyfriend is…

A lizard hangs suspended from the top of a cage while another lizard rests on top of it.

Comments from Sina Weibo:

TengRan:

You also have to see that his girlfriend is light enough.

更大方:

How do you know that isn’t a son, and a mother’s love? [可愛]

楚阳冬:

Who fucking put 502 [glue]? [怒]

蒙特尼哥罗三世:

With lizards, the females are larger than the males…

萌萌哒的脚皮:

You sure they aren’t OOXX [having sex/mating]?

酸菜鱼没有酸菜:

Please explain why they have a boyfriend-girlfriend relationship.

Allen河马:

What is your basis for saying the bottom one is male?

chokman_Lang:

They’re mating, okay?

陈卫斌:

Can you turn the photo upside down [or look at it in reverse]? Look at how great his girlfriend is.

王志安:

Original poster, you’ve got it wrong, the bottom one is the female. [挤眼]

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