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“Chinese Dead Sea” Crowded with Visitors Escaping Summer Heat

A crowd of Chinese visitors at China Dead Sea.

A crowd of Chinese visitors at China Dead Sea.

From NetEase:

High temperatures persist in Sichuan, over tens thousands visitors overcrowd “China’s Dead Sea”

August 14th, a large amount of visitors enjoying the refreshing water during the summer heat in the indoor floating pool of China’s Dead Sea located in Daying County. Since the beginning of summer, China’s Dead Sea has welcomed nearly a million visitors to escape the summer heat. [click to enlarge]

Hundreds and thousands of visitors to China's Dead Sea.

Crowds of Chinese visit China's Dead Sea.

Chinese escaping the summer heat in the "Chinese Dead Sea".

A Chinese lifeguard watches over crowds of visitors enjoying the Chinese Dead Sea.

Like the famous Dead Sea in the Middle East, the “Chinese Dead Sea” or “China’s Dead Sea” is a salt lake that has many times more salinity than the ocean.

Comments from NetEase:

尼姑村牛村长 [网易广西防城港市网友]:

This is a good thing so many men wish for but don’t get. The more crowded the better. I bet a lot of women were molested for free, and some tarts were even very happily so!

火柴o女孩 [网易江西省九江市网友]:

Fuck, be careful of becoming pregnant from being crowded, you won’t know who the child’s father is!

圣o仙芙 [网易云南省昆明市网友]:

Feels like our entire lives is like this: A crowded, numb, mutually amusing, self-deceiving illusion, purely a masochistic activity! “Dead Sea”, this name is truly appropriate!!

网易北京市网友 [beichuan09]: (responding to 尼姑村牛村长)

First and second commenters [above], I really want to whip/slap you guys.

天朝威武万岁 [网易陕西省西安市网友]: (responding to above)

Yeah, I think so too.

网易广东省广州市荔湾区网友:

With this many people, will some people be made pregnant from the crowding?

九龙扫黄组邓队长 [网易香港网友]:

A woman holding a baby went to see the doctor. The male doctor took a look at the baby and then felt the woman’s breasts. The male doctor said: “Not enough milk, the baby is malnourished!” The woman angrily responded: “You don’t TMD first ask before feeling? I’m the child’s aunt!!”

网易海南省海口市网友:

Isn’t it a dead sea??? Is wearing a condom still necessary???

月君怡然 [网易江苏省网友]:

This many people don’t have to work? This is way too leisurely…

kkkkkkiiiiillll [网易日本网友]:

How convenient for those dirty molesters.

Avoid the crowds. Personals @ chinaSMACK.

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Written by Fauna

Fauna is a mysterious young Shanghainese girl who lives in the only place a Shanghainese person would ever want to live: Shanghai. In mid-2008, she started chinaSMACK to combine her hobby of browsing Chinese internet forums with her goal of improving her English. Through her tireless translation of popular Chinese internet news and phenomenon, her English has apparently gotten dramatically better. At least, reading and writing-wise. Unfortunately, she's still not confident enough to have written this bio, about herself, by herself.

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