More translated secrets of Chinese people…
My son had a fever and the kindergarten school teacher came to visit. I invited the teacher to have some water, and conveniently tested a drug [a powder that is added to drinks to make people want to have sex] I brought back from Japan, the drug was very effective.
Once when riding the bus in my first year of middle school/junior high, I held my money [fare] in my hand but all along I did not give it to the lady collecting fare…all this time, I still feel like I should pay, but I forgot the bus’s license plate…
There is a girl next door. Every day, she stares vacantly at the underwear I hang out to dry. I cannot bear to let her suffer staring at my underwear every day, so one night I sneaked into her house, and left her one of my underwear.
I like S&M and watching “a片.”
Whenever I have the opportunity to peek [at someone], I will definitely peek. If there is no opportunity, I will create one.
In the middle of the night, there was a girl in the building across from me who was taking a bath (she probably thought it was so late and did not close her window, plus it was summer). It was really stimulating! Several times, I have also seen a 30-some-year-old woman in the building across from me with a man having sex (normally it seems she lives alone, and in fact, she often changes male partners).
I was following a girl. When we got to a small alley, I was going to grab her. A dog barked. I stopped.
I am thinking of having two wives.
When I was small, I stole a chicken before.
I often watch A片, then learn and practice, very happy!
I secretly touched my cousin’s breast when she was sleeping at my house during the summer.
I have fucked Maggie Cheung [Zhang Manyu]!! When she came to my hometown to see impoverished students, I was in Yunnan! I have told others before but they do not believe me!
My stomach was hurting. So on the school’s roof, I pooped a really large and fat one…and I used someone else’s clothes to wipe. Haha…
When I was in the fourth grade, the teacher punished me by making me stand in a corner. That day, I had a cold, had a lot of mucus, and forgot my handkerchief. I had no choice but to face the corner and wipe it all on the wall. In the end, the teacher thought it was strange: how come this little guy is standing in the corner so honestly today?
I often ride the public bus and pay with game coins/tokens…does this count…?
If this does not count, I also give the blind beggars I pass by game coins/tokens…this counts, right…!!!
To be continued…
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