Chinese Prisons More Modern & Luxurious Than Schools

From Mop:

China’s prisons are more modernized than our rural elementary schools

Where is this? The White House? No, this is Jiansu Province Yancheng Prison.

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Such luxurious office for the Jiansu Province prison, unless they are for meeting the family of VIP inmates, or to show off the extent of China’s human rights?

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Anybody dares to say that Jiansu Province Prison’s architecture style isn’t a great fusion of traditionalist and modernist elements?

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The basketball court for Jiansu Province Prison is so big, not many universities in China have one like this. It is going to make the Sports Bureau embarrassed. All that lottery money, and they didn’t build as much in the country.

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A hospital in a Yunan prison, luxury much?

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Guangdong Province Qingyuan Prison’s front gate. Unique design, must have cost a fortune.

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Guangdong Province Qingyuan Prison, when can you live in a green community like this?

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Guangdong Province Sihui Prison, how does the design compare with your community?

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How many students’ textbooks can Guangdong Yangjiang Prison’s flowers pay for?

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Guangdong Province Yangjiang Prison

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Guangdong Province Juvenile Detention Center

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Guangdong Province Juvenile Detention Center, Math Building

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Guangdong Province Juvenile Detention Center

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Comments from Mop:


Human rights??? Who knows how much money the developers got from this.


No wonder China didn’t film a shanzhai version of Prison Break.


Because even leaders sometimes need to stay in jail for a little bit, how can we not accommodate them accordingly?


This post is tempting us to break the law.


Do you think the officials who commissioned this have a greater chance of spending their time in jail or in school??


The officials have arranged their own outlets.


Leaders in meeting:
“Right now we have some funding. Should we use it to build schools or to improve the conditions in jail?”
“Everyone think whether you’re going to spend any more time in school in the future…now we vote.”


What jail? This is only a place for leaders to experience life.


[I have] decided to rape a girl on the street, then go in for a while to live in comfort.


So much better than our dorms!!!!!!!


Now you now why the crime rate is increasing? For many people, jail is better than their own homes.


What kind of crimes will get you into this kind of jail? I want to go too.


What an improvement for China’s human rights record.


You think anybody can get in there? Open your eyes, only officials can go. If you don’t [embezzle] tens of millions you won’t get in. Everyday robbers, don’t even think about it.

Ready for your life of crime? chinaSMACK personals. Joking!


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