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From NetEase:
Professor Has Underwear-Clad Beauty on Sidewalk Hold up “For-Sale” Sign
January 20th, 2PM, Shenzhen, on the sidewalk off of Bagua 3rd Road and Lingbei Road intersection. A young woman wearing a red bra and panties held up a sign saying, “National treasure, Mental Illness Specialist, 10 million yearly salary, searching for buyer.” Next to the woman sat the doctor mentioned on the sign. The leisurely doctor, sitting legs crossed, maintained his position from beginning to end, not saying a word.
Many passersby stopped to observe, some taking out cellphones and cameras to photograph. Perhaps to block her face, not willing to reveal her true appearance, the red underwear wearing woman wore a wide pair of sunglasses. Very quickly her skin turned red from the cold.
After showing for 20 minutes the woman put her clothes on and left. Of course, she didn’t freeze for free, and had to be paid an appearance fee. The white lab coat wearing doctor said he was surnamed He, is 58-years-old this year, is the creator of the medical world’s only ”Gas/Light” full-body medical treatment, part of his own independent method.
The 10 million per year salary demand was clearly a gimmick. Doctor He said that on the 18th of the month when China’s first ever Special Talent Auction was held in Beijing, “King of Ideas” He Yang was auctioned for a consulting fee of 1 million RMB. Inspired by this, Doctor He believes his own price should be 100 times that of He Yang. It was because he feels his own talent has gone unrecognized, that he put on these street displays, searching for someone to appreciate [his talent].
Comments from NetEase:
留级哥哥:
The professor is a mentally ill….expert?
鹦哥:
Definitely mentally ill/crazy.
莱芜有:
National level crazy.
zhangxiaofan:
The hot girl wearing the two piece underwear on the street yelling “For sale,” how much money did she make?
zhangxiaofan:
Everyone sell, sell the country, sell yourselves, sell whatever is worth any money! Now is a market economy, or to put it a bit more simply, a beautiful girl economy, a selling economy! Whether your believe it or not is up to you!
hexilongzj:
Hello everyone! I’m the psychologist mental illness specialist He Xilong who 2 days ago in Shenzhen hired the underwear wearing beauty to hold the “10 million salary, searching for buyer” sign on the street. I believe everyone has already seen the related videos, pictures, and reports but what surprises me is that there are so many stupid netizens calling me names and hurling abuse at me. Now, I cannot not provide a response.
hexilongzj:
Why would I say these netizens are stupid and ignorant? Because they can only scream blindly. They cannot distinguish good from bad.
hexilongzj:
There days there are many unscrupulous mental institutions and doctors throughout the country that depend on killing ordinary common people to make their living. Who they should kill should be these ignorant [netizens, people].
hexilongzj:
Currently, the mental disorders with a higher occurrence are schizophrenia, depression, insomnia, and similar disorders. Throughout the country, regardless which hospital it is, the experts and professors all know that medicine/drugs are a great harm to the human body. But, they still use large doses to treat the mentally ill. In the end, the patient’s health is thoroughly destroyed, the patient’s future and family ruined.
hexilongzj:
Are you all familiar with Xu Lindong [Xu Lindong was a villager sent to a mental hospital for 6 years after helping a friend in a land dispute with local authorities]? He was fed medicine by the Henan mental hospital. Punished as long as 6 years, and now there are many normal people like him who continue continue to suffer persecution. What you all should be doing is quickly think of ways to rescue them.
hexilongzj:
And not wildly biting people like rabid dogs here [instead of spending their time here criticizing the wrong people].
hexilongzj:
In contrast, my patients’ medical treatment never involves injections or drugs/medication. Even the previous king of Madagascar was a sufferer that I have previously treated. In the entire country, even the entire world, how many experts are there like me who treat mental illnesses without using injections or drugs?
hexilongzj:
Domestically and internationally there have been many among political circles, the wealthy, and celebrities whom I’ve previously treated. Did you all know that? You who are dumber than pigs! Truly worse than pigs and dogs!
zhy0356:
This kind of doctor must not be used no matter how good they are.
hexilongzj: (responding to above)
Commenter #104, when you are sick, even the best doctor will not see you!
hexilongzj:
I single handedly invented the “Gas and Light Treatment”. The number of awards/honors I’ve received in the international medical field, how many of you know?
蓝威龙:
May I ask whether or not this girl is also included in the sale? [She’s] very sexy!
hexilongzj:
Actually, I very much understand the ignorance and stupidity of you netizens, just like when Darwin proposed human beings evolved from apes and was yelled at by all of Europe and the whole world’s people, saying he was crazy, even demanding that authorities hang him. Any extraordinary person will be slandered and attacked by the ordinary masses.
hexilongzj:
Do you guys know how many lives I’ve saved? How many families I’ve rescued? On the 15th of this month I received wedding candy and cigarettes from a former patient surnamed Mai. Four years ago he graduated from university and began suffering from schizophrenia, entering mental institutions repeatedly, receiving medication and electric shocks. The more they treated him, the stupider he became. The experts at the mental hospitals believed he would have to spend his whole life in a hospital, medicated his entire life. Because of his illness, both his mother and father developed heart disease. After going through my treatment, not only did he stop all his medication, he recovered back to normal, found a job, and fell in love. On the 15th of this month he got married, and came especially to thank me.
hexilongzj:
This kind of illness I deal with all the time. At Shenzhen University there was a student surnamed Liu. Three years ago, owing to excessive academic pressure, he developed mental disorders. Insomnia, afraid to go outside, paranoid and suspicious, he was being treated in a mental hospital. The more treatment he got the more severe his condition became. He began to hallucinate and hear voices and was forced to quit school and search the entire country for treatment. To treat him, his parents went bankrupt. Through my treatment, not only did he recover back to normal, he also returned to Shenzhen University.
hexilongzj:
There was a rich woman surnamed Wang who had several villas, five Mercedes and BMWs. Because she saw a long strand of hair in her husband’s car she began to suspect he was having an affair. This began to cause insomnia and she started taking sleeping medication. After taking the pills she still could not sleep through the night. Her mood faded and was pessimistic. A mental hospital diagnosed her as having depression, and gave large doses of anti-depression medication. She went to both Hong Kong and America for treatment. Not only did they not cure her, but she attempted suicide twice. After going through my treatment she was thoroughly cured, saving her life, saving her family.
hexilongzj:
You all should be familiar with the Shenzhen Foxconn suicide incidents, right? This company had a post-graduate Ph.D. candidate named Cheng who was also was thinking of suicide. Thankfully, I promptly treated him, otherwise he too would’ve been one of those who jumped off a building.
Recently, there have been a large number of so-called psychologists from around the country who came to Foxconn to provide psychological treatment. Why do the workers not like them? They made a report, but everyone below the stage were sleeping, because these experts only know how to talk and not act. They didn’t understand what the post-80s and post-90s generation youths were thinking and what was on their minds, what they needed most, especially what Shenzhen’s migrant workers needed most. In the end, they could only quickly wrap things up and leave.
ajj816:
The girl’s lawn of pubes is huge!
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