Chinese Schoolgirl Begs For Love Outside Boys Dormitory

There are at least 2 boys watching, but maybe 3. Not sure.

Here is a transcript of what the girl is screaming and what the boys watching her are saying while they film her:

Commenter 1: [hurriedly] Push! Push! Film! Film! Film! That button! Hey! Film!

Girl: [background, screaming] What are you doing?!

Commenter 2: [exasperated] Hey, what are you doing, man?

Girl: [screaming] Hurry and come out here!

Commenter 1: [hurriedly]: First floor, first floor! Focus on the girl! Focus on the girl!

Commenter 2: [exasperated]: Where? Where? Aiya…

Commenter 1: [hurriedly]: Focus on the girl!

Girl: You like to play video, I will play with you! You like to play football, I will watch you play!

Commenter 3: Hey, who is she talking to?

Girl: [crying, screaming] Are you going to die if you like me for a moment?!

Commenter 3: [laughing] Ohhh…

Commenter 2: [laughing] Oh, she said die, damn!

Commenter 1: Foot-basin man, look! Behind her is a foot-basin man!

Commenter 3: [amused] This person is pretty amusing

Girl: I really want to be with you…

Commenter 2: [laughs] Hehe, very amusing

Commenter 1: Foot-basin man, foot-basin man!

Girl: [crying] I’m willing to be with you for the rest of my life…

Commenter 1: [mockingly] I’m willing to be with you for the rest of my life…

Girl: …are you willing?

Commenter 3: [mockingly] I’m willing, are you willing? I’m willing, are you willing?

Commenter 1: [excitedly] Oh, the man came out, oh, saddle stance man!

Commenters 2 & 3: [cheering and clapping] Oooh! Hoo!! Whoo!!

There are posts about this video on KDS and Mop.

On YouTube (faster for visitors outside of China):

Comments from Youku:


Those two commentators are too damn hilarious!!~~


I’ve watched it several times and it is still really amusing! 搞笑搞笑


The girl has gone crazy, the guy gone stupid. Truly, if he can endure this, what can’t he endure? 吐


Truly niu. My girlfriend, [I am still waiting for you] where are you now?


This must be ding‘d, foot-basin man, saddle-stance man, 搞笑 Just watching this has improved my mood! 搞笑搞笑


汗 MD, normally it is always me downstairs and my wife upstairs…


Can university love survive the test of graduation?


Deeply passionate/infatuated girls like this girl are too few, ding, this guy is truly already very lucky.


I really admire that girl: Dares to express her own love;
Unlike some girls, only waiting for guys to pursue them;


Although a little shocking/amusing, her courage is laudable, and what more, the outcome was good. I hope they can both value each other. I wish them the best.  赞

china-schoolgirl-begs-boyfriend-outside-dormDo you want to try to find your own crazy, screaming university girlfriend who will play video games with you and watch you play football? Or are you looking for your own saddle-stance man? Maybe you can find one (or more) in the chinaSMACK personals. No guarantee of crazy.

Do you have a story of crazy love like this? Please share with us in the comments below!


Written by Fauna

Fauna is a mysterious young Shanghainese girl who lives in the only place a Shanghainese person would ever want to live: Shanghai. In mid-2008, she started chinaSMACK to combine her hobby of browsing Chinese internet forums with her goal of improving her English. Through her tireless translation of popular Chinese internet news and phenomenon, her English has apparently gotten dramatically better. At least, reading and writing-wise. Unfortunately, she's still not confident enough to have written this bio, about herself, by herself.


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