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Dalian Airport Uses Cheerleaders to Calm Delayed Travelers

Dalian Zhoushuizi International Airport management dispatches a cheerleading team to entertain passengers grounded and delayed by thick fog.

Dalian Zhoushuizi International Airport management dispatches a cheerleading team to entertain passengers grounded and delayed by thick fog.

From NetEase:

Cheerleaders used to placate 5000 passengers delayed by thick fog at Dalian Airport

April 24th, around 5000 passengers were delayed at Dalian Zhoushuizi International Airport due to thick fog. To placate the moods of the delayed passengers stable, the airport dispatched a beautiful cheerleading team to do an aerobic dance. According to reports, this is an original idea of the northern airport, an embodiment of humanistic customer service.

Dalian Zhoushuizi International Airport management dispatches a cheerleading team to entertain passengers grounded and delayed by thick fog.

Dalian Zhoushuizi International Airport management dispatches a cheerleading team to entertain passengers grounded and delayed by thick fog.

Dalian Zhoushuizi International Airport management dispatches a cheerleading team to entertain passengers grounded and delayed by thick fog.

Crowds of delayed airline passengers grounded at Dalian Airport due to foggy weather conditions.

Delayed airline passengers grounded at Dalian Airport due to foggy weather conditions.

A group of delayed airline passengers playing card games to pass the time while being grounded at Dalian Airport due to foggy weather conditions.

The thick fog at Dalian Airport that grounded and delayed over 5000 Chinese airline passengers.

Comments from NetEase:

問水 [网易广东省网友]:

Having better customer service attitudes, charging less money, and cancelling that bullshit airport construction fee, would be much more practical!

zuihouyige52 [网易湖南省手机网友]:

If over 10,000 people are delayed, they’ll hire Japanese comfort women.

冯金焕 [网易江苏省泰州市手机网友]:

Instead of doing decent and proper things, they use this to placate [the disgruntled passengers]. After they’re done dancing here, do they go dance for the LD?

金明焱 [网易辽宁省沈阳市网友]:

A bit better than doing absolutely nothing, but best would be to discount the airplane ticket a bit.

网易安徽省淮南市手机网友:

Hilarious! Request that there also be aerobic dancing for during the Chun Yun rush to buy train tickets!

网易福建省手机网友:

The airport management’s handling of this is very gei li.

红核 [网易广东省深圳市网友]:

Brother [referring to self] is going to offer some suggestions to this airport: The chearleading team is useless, you need poker cards and mahjong tiles for them to play and I guarantee you’ll have to push them to leave and even then some won’t go.

guoshf [网易广东省深圳市网友]:

Cunt-high short skirts, oh yeah…

huassj [网易澳大利亚网友]:

The people were already agitated and now doing this will only make them even more agitated. Why not use a gong and drum performance or a folk dance performance?

N哥哥 [网易浙江省杭州市网友]:

Can the Dalian Airport think of something else? How are some young girls shaking their butts going to placate delayed passengers?! Do you not think it’s disgusting?!

Nemomaster [网易吉林省长春市网友]:

If they’re angry, let the travelers fire off a round [ejaculate] on their bodies and their anger will immediately disappear.

网易北京市网友:

If I were waiting for my plane, where would I have the interest to watch a cheerleading team dance? Isn’t this nonsense?

jiandan1975 [网易浙江省舟山市网友]:

Originally, airplanes were used to increase speed to save time; Now, airports are used to watch performances to titillate one’s mood.

网特洋鬼子的屁真香 [网易广东省网友]:

Historically unprecedented, how stupefying.

What do you think?

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