Dorm Room Muscle Men, Military Training & More

Dalian Maritime University dorm room Chinese muscle men roommates.

#No. 1 Dorm of Buffness#

The #1 university dorm of buffness has gone viral, with a room of 6 muscular men attracting a circle of onlookers [widespread attention]! On September 13th, the @大连海事大学微博协会 [Dalian Maritime University Weibo Association’s] weibo revealed that these students are roommates from Room 610, Dorm Building E3, and Material Sciences students from the class of 2015 at Dalian Maritime University…

Hunky dormmates

[Note: At time of translation, this topic has generated 86,220 discussions on Sina Weibo.]

The Vice President of the Beijing Language and Culture University Student Union…………………I’m just posting this for you all to see………………..


[Note: The young man pictured, David, is an international student from Russia and a third-year student in the Chinese-Japanese Department at Beijing Language and Culture University. His Sina Weibo account is @萌主大卫 (“Master of Cuteness David”). At time of translation, he had 19,251 followers. He attended the 2012 CCTV Star of Outlook Chinese Talent Competition and became one of the 10 stars.]

Photos · Those Military Training Banners That Compete Against Each Other for Glamour – Once registration for first-year university students is complete, our little buddies experience the pain and joy of military training. “Military training banners” are no longer so old-fashioned [serious, straightforward], but——”Faking illness [to be excused from the military training] will ruin your whole life; being lazy will result in three generations of poverty; Be diligent in attending training and you will definitely become tall, rich, and handsome. Black [tanned], I miss you so much!”…Instantly cry! Click on the pics and experience it!

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Faking illness [to be excused from the military training] will ruin your whole life; being lazy will result in three generations of poverty; Be diligent in attending training and you will definitely become tall, rich, and handsome. Black [tanned], I miss you so much!
Military training banner 02
Dota can’t train physical or psychological well-being, only with military training can you have fighting capacity.
Military training banner 03
Kids always faint in the midst of military training. Most are faking it, and will be fine after a beating…
Military training banner 04
[If you] can’t survive the military training, how can you compete with upperclassmen [when it comes to pursuing girls]?
Military training banner 05
If you can’t aim straight in shooting practice, go hang yourself beneath a tree.

[Note: Originally referring to a man committing suicide for love, “hanged himself beneath a tree” is quoted from the narrative of an ancient song “Southeast Fly the Peacocks“.]

Photography results in three generations of poverty, a DSLR ruins one’s whole life.

Homeless man with DSLR

Broke up with my girlfriend of 4 years. Feeling as if the world was about to end, I boarded a double-decker bus. Beside me sat a beautiful girl but I couldn’t even muster the interest to check her out! The conductor came over to sell fare tickets. I thought it was a bus with air conditioning so I handed over 2 kuai [buses in China are divided into air conditioned and non-air-conditioned, with a lower ticket price for the latter]. The conductor glanced at the two of us, tore two 1 kuai ticket stubs off, and gave them to me. I was confused for a second but, being too lazy to explain, I just continued leaning my head against the window thinking back on my four-year relationship and before I knew it, tears covered my face! The beautiful girl suddenly said: It was just 1 kuai, was [inadvertently paying for me] really worth [crying over]?


Over the next semester of four months, do you take studying as your partner, for richer or for poorer, no matter if there is a computer or a mobile phone, no matter how sleepy or tired you are, no matter how much you want to eat or sleep, you will always put studying first, with not flunking a subject as your goal, to share both happiness and hardship working towards the same goal without ever giving up, to cherish her, respect her, understand her, and protect her? Do you? Yes I do~!

Nobody should prevent me from studying.
Nobody should prevent me from studying!

A life’s glory is in 12th grade. Thereafter, flunking was often one’s partner.

Flunking permit

I remember one time in university we had a fire drill, so some brothers were upstairs playing the role of victims [people trapped in need of help] while downstairs the university’s leaders stood. Those brothers waved their socks and flirtatiously called out, “Da ye [a respectful way to address older men], come up and play~~~”

Prostitutes in a Hong Kong movie

[Note: The male students were acting like the prostitutes in ancient China commonly portrayed in movies and TV dramas.]

A male classmate is especially good at taking care of his looks. Before going on a trip, he brought along all kinds of cosmetics [skincare products]. Another female classmate made fun of him only for the male classmate to boldly and confidently say, “This is why I have a boyfriend and you don’t.”

pretty boy

#Why Forgo Treatment#

Originally this phrase came from an quote by Yang Yongxin, an doctor who treated youth for internet addiction. Several teenage internet addicts used electroconvulsive therapy [electroshock therapy] in the course of their treatment were criticized and subsequently stopped their electrocunvulsive therapy. “Why forgo treatment” was said by Professor Yang, the original meaning being “why do you want to forgo treatment for internet addictions”, but now often used to tease as well as mock oneself, with the same meaning as “stop taking medicine/stopping treatment”.

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[Note: This recent Chinese internet meme has generated 2,218,406 discussions on Sina Weibo at time of translation.]

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  • Fanduril

    A lot of m4m massage, neckrubs, and prolapsed anuses in that dorm room. Also anabolic steroids are for cool kids.

    • Dick Leigh

      I’m gay and I wish that you could chalk up all the weird unmanly behaviour of Chinese men to homosexuality. More meat for me! Sadly, no, they’re mostly straight. :(

    • the ace of books

      Protip: Not every instance of a muscled body is from steroids. hth

      • Fanduril

        thanks for this

  • mr.wiener

    Song of the article:The village people, “YMCA”

    • Boris

      For Christ’s sake, ‘IN THE F*****G NAVY!’

    • Hahaha!!!!

    • Germandude

      Yeah and the best thing is: These guys give “The village people” some representative faces.

  • wafflestomp

    One cycle of steroids is all you need for that kind of body. They aren’t even that big, I bet only two of them to out bench me, and judging from their lack of leg definition I can easily out squat them.


    • jem

      yea you’re right, they don’t have lower leg strength but have upper body strength instead so you can just trip them lol

    • Exitar

      Whoa, we got a badass here! Watch out!

      • mr.wiener

        Careful or he’ll squat you.

        • Germandude

          He’ll stomp you!

    • Alll kinds of gainz. All kinds.

    • harvz

      Spoken like someone who knows nothing about steroids.

      • wafflestomp

        I’ve had friends who cycled, I’m still natty.

        Also if you take roids and train like a moron, you can easily get shitty shoulder definition. I agree with you XiaoHei, these guys don’t even strike me as being very strong, just a low body fat percent.

    • XiaoHei

      Doesn’ look like these guys did steroids at all. Steroid users usually have overdeveloped shoulders and forearms as compared to the rest of the body parts. These guys are ripped and have low body-fat, but doesn’t seem to me they have huge muscles (perhaps according to chinese standards they are big)

      Strength does not mean size. I’m sure a skinny Chinese girl/guy from a weightlifting team can out-squat most muscular body-builders.

      • wafflestomp

        I don’t know about that, I rarely even see squat racks in most Chinese gyms. Just endless…. smith… machines…. Most people who train don’t even bother with lower body/back, it’s all about the biceps lol.

        They surely are low body fat percentage and thats about it. I wonder how long they claim to have trained for?

        • Zappa Frank

          he said chinese weightlifters not people in gym. and yes, chinese weightlifters are among the strongest in the world..
          Talking about these guys doesn’t seem they take steroid. It’s not that evertime we see someone with good results then it’s because they take steroid. Their body fat is not so low since we can’t see their sixpacks, but it’s ok.

          • Claude

            Have to agree. I have a few gym acquaintances on roids and they are pretty frank about their use but I’m in no way an expert but I’ll pretend to be anyway. Those guys are too small to be bulking and to fat to be cutting so so my undereducated opinion is that they aren’t using roids.

            They’re way too young to have that much abdominal fat. I think there’s to much oil in Chinese cooking. Time to cut back like much of the world. Even the french have cut back in butter and creams in traditional cooking due to a more healthy approach to diet.

  • terriblemovie

    Bodybuilding is probably the gayest sport in the world, and i’m using the word “sport” very loosely here. Not that there is anything wrong with being gay.

    Boxers box. Swimmers swim. Runners run. Footballers play football. Powerlifters lift heavy weights.

    Bodybuilders……………flex in front of a mirror and slab themselves in fake tan so they can pose in a speedo.

    I daresay bodybuilding is gayer than those men who wear makeup and dress up like a boy band member. At least the boy band wannabes are more likely to get the girl.

    • biggj

      I don’t think bodybuilding is that gay. Maybe the whole competition part of it with speedos and shit..But just getting your body ripped right up is not gay. I think it turns gay when you pose in a dorm room with 5 other guys and take pictures.

    • lonetrey / Dan

      Not the terms I’d use in my argument, but I also think bodybuilding is kind of pointless. Not much of a competition other than who can do it best according to body details.

      If anything, it’s more of an art than a sport. Kind of like sketching, they would require skill and constant retries to achieve their results.

      • the ace of books

        Sure, but people are into that. There’s people who meticuously tattoo themselves. There’s people who catwalk and show off clothes. There’s people who tightlace. Bodybuilding’s like any other body modification in that: the individuals who’re doing it are a niche group who genuinely get aesthetic pleasure out of a visible, well-cared-for muscular frame, and they structure their lives around that. And if that’s what people are into, and it’s not self-destructive (like steroids and shit) then the more power to ’em.

        • lonetrey / Dan

          Oh, no I didn’t mean that bodybuilding is pointless for everyone. Just me.

          It as broad as claiming art is pointless. I get that some people dig bodybuilding, I just simply lack the means to understand.

          • Claude

            I think what it really comes down; with the exception of people with a narcissism disorder, is to fool members of the opposite sex into thinking your/our genetics are better than they really are. Woman (and men) are hardwired to seek out strong and healthy individuals to propagate our gene-pools.
            So guys pump up and woman get fake tans to appear healthy etc… At the end of the day, we’re all monkeys with language.

    • Guang Xiang

      I think it’s a common misconception to view bodybuilding as some sort of masculinity contest and therefore easily intimidating for the average male. It’s more of a sculpting art showcasing the wonders of the human muscular system. Bodybuilders are, in fact, incapable of competing in strength contests like heavy lifters in the Olympics. Also, the heavy lifters I met are some of the nicest people ever despite their size.

      To train every specific portion of the muscles, define it, and polish it, is no easy feat.

      • wafflestomp

        True that. The different between powerlifters and bodybuilds is huge. Most people are a mix of both and just want to lift the heaviest they can while looking decent still.

    • winterbitten

      Boxers box because they’re too chickenshit to fight like animals with kicks, elbows, knees, finger locks, takedowns and eye gouges etc.

      Swimmers wear speedos AND swimming caps. Talk about double rainbow gay. They also shave their legs, wtf?

      Football? you mean the bitch ass american version of Rugby? Or the retarded running around kicking a ball back and forth to only score two points in two hours while whining like a bitch on the floor every time someone looks at you funny to try and get a foul card or whatever? Go make me a sandwich Mr Footballer

      Powerlifting? Wow, one heavy weight once and then you need a 30 minute break. Impressive.

      See? Easy to make stupid arguments about anything. If you don’t like bodybuilding, fine, but it’s far from gay. If part of the competition involved sticking their penises in each others mouth while flexing, then yeah that’d be kind of gay.

      • terriblemovie

        Sorry to have offended you winterbitten.

        Here, chug this gallon of cum juice and we’ll call it even Mr. Bodybuilder.

        FACT: Bodybuilding isn’t a sport. Its a beauty pageant.

        • Dick Leigh

          Ding ding ding. You just laid your issue out bare. You’re just jealous that you can’t win a beauty pageant and get a little tiara for your ego!

          • terriblemovie

            Screw you. Just because i’m a 450lb southern woman with diabetes and a peg leg doesn’t mean I can’t get my hands on a tiara.

            My 6 year old daughter has already won several child beauty pageants. I am living my child hood dreams through her. Quit being so jealous about my success as a mom.

        • maybeabanana

          I heard the chunky muscles are the ones that get out of breath if they compete for active sports.

  • “Furious” George Rockwell

    Brokebacks. Asian men have to go gay because all of the Asian women are going for the non-Black foreigners. Celibacy or homosexuality are the only choices remaining for average Asian men and Black men in Asia. This is why I tell heterosexual Black men not to set foot in asia.

    • Wololoo

      in the clubs are still girls so low, that go with black men.

      • Germandude

        When a picture says it all…

        • mr.wiener

          Damn, you beat me to it this time GD.

          George, I can’t speak for your experiences as I’m not black, but we got a lot of black and islander guys on my rugby team in Taiwan and they seem to get on just fine with the ladies….it’s all in your choice of wing-man mate ;)

          • “Furious” George Rockwell

            I’ve been to Taiwan. Taiwanese worship whites and despise Blacks, just like all other asians. Black men have a terrible time getting jobs and women on a regular basis, while any white guy is guaranteed a new girl each night if they want it, and a threesome each weekend. Black dudes have to turn gay or if they are “lucky”, they’ll get a fatass expat woman, or fatass Taiwanese girl if they speak perfect Mandarin.

          • mr.wiener

            Then I must hang with a different crowd of black dudes. A good wing man would be a plus…and maybe turn the self pity down from “11”.

          • “Furious” George Rockwell

            They must be light-skinned and pass for some other race, or they are not really Black, just dark-skinned indians or latinos or something.

            Wing men become wing leaders in the case of Black men. A white guy is always going to trump in Asia, and Black men are going to be at the bottom. The only time that this wasn’t true was in 2005-2008 in some Japanese nightclubs. other than that, Black men are always last choice.

            You don’t know SHIT about Taiwan.

          • OOOOHHHH! OOOOOOOHH!! You just got told! OOOHHHH! Get ’em Rockwell! Rockwell is an expert on Taiwanese culture.

          • mr.wiener

            We do not encourage sock puppetry and multiple ID’s here.
            Desist now.

          • mr.wiener

            In fact I do know shit about Taiwan, I’ve lived here for over 15 years.
            I don’t know shit about making excuses, blaming other people for perceived slights and upvoting my own comments.

          • “Furious” George Rockwell

            Nah, you’re full of shit. Listen, I’m gonna let you talk to somebody else because you never give me a fair shake. ChinaSmack needs to fire you, you don’t know SHIT about Taiwan. You ain’t SHIT.

          • biggj

            So for 3 years black men got ass in Japan? wtf..

          • “Furious” George Rockwell

            Yep. Those were the days. The only days a Black man could get balls-deep action in the Far East without being a brokeback or paying hookers.

          • biggj

            Why do you think all these white guys come to asia and love it? One of the reasons is because the pussy come easy. Where I come from blacks and whites are on a pretty level playing field….both get ass with same effort. Indians and east asian have a pretty hard time unless they are rich. Now this is just like a “At first sight” kind of thing. It just depends what you are going for. If it’s all about picking up girls and fucking them…well yeah whites have it good pretty much all over the world. Blacks do to…just not in asia…you go anywhere outside of asia it’s pretty easy for a black man to get laid.

          • “Furious” George Rockwell

            Of course. If I could I’d be out there too. I have yellow fever so I’m not interested in fucking white chicks and latinas, especially not the fatass ones that we get stuck with.

          • biggj

            Well if you got yellow fever…..just do what I did. I have chinese wife born in Canada. So her attitude on race is a bit different. She don’t give a fuck. funny thing I don’t have yellow fever. Back in the day my favorite kind of girls where Latin/black/white were all pretty close. I prefer Latin over white and Black over white…but asian girls where always last on the list. I like ass and titties…and Asians just don’t make em big enough. I don’t know man…I know chinese girls are pretty recist when it comes to who they sleep with willingly. lol I just got with this chinese girl because she’s down as shit. More so then any other girl I ever been with. And she is hot as fuck too. She has nice tits and ass..tall girl..She’s 5’11 with no shoes on. She don’t have asian traits like flat ass and small tits…anyhow im just rambling now. lol

          • “Furious” George Rockwell

            Like I said, I just want to get laid, not get married. Guess I’ll invest in vaseline. Asia ain’t the place for Black men, and we have no business going there. We ought to boycott their stores in our neighborhoods too.

          • biggj

            You can’t boycott shit because you are not getting laid. lol

          • Butsu

            Sport some Basketball clothing and a basketball, stroll around in Taipei and you will se yourself bathing in women. Recently my friend (who is studying in Australia) found two black black ballers, she was posing with them and the comments on FB were overflowed with “mmmmm nice dark tall men”. Furthermore, black men still get ass in Japan. (At least in Osaka).

          • She don’t have asian traits like flat ass and small tits

            Curvy then? All good fun, heehaw

          • KaiXuan

            I just got married a few months ago to my Chinese wife. All he has to do is start dating online really… It’s not that fucking hard, really.

          • Your avatar might bring out the wumaos, but congrats on the marriage.

          • biggj

            I think he just wants to pick girls up at a bar. But yeah, internet would work. I don’t know what this guys problem

          • KaiXuan

            Cold approaches are too random and difficult. If his Mandarin sucks, it’s even harder.

          • mr.wiener

            Any other advice for that poor fella apart from staying off the internet porn and the self pity?

          • KaiXuan

            Learn Mandarin and stop being a tool. Whore mongering via cold approaching, doesn’t really work well in China like it would in other SEA places.

            Other than that, he is pretty much is own worse enemy. Oh yeah, Crystal Tao’s website is a good place to start learning as well.

          • Not everyone comes for the pussy, but where I come from, pussy means a cat. More bleeding Canadian bastardization of English, following the yanks!! Keep it zipped up my dear lad.

          • biggj

            What? You like bollocks instead? Where I come from thats the twin pulley blocks at the top of a ship’s mast….not mens testicles. I never said all guys come for the pussy, but it’s one of the well knows reasons why they do. Why get all pissy for? Is this going to be the same as the whole english teacher thing? Where you will have to defend the reason you’re in china? No one cares…it’s not even a bad thing. Go to china….get all the pussy you can…get all the jobs you can…it’s not a bad thing.

          • Fair enough, sorry for being a bit “pissy”, presume you mean angry. Woke up at 5:30 am, and even coffee is not working, just one of those mornings, nothing personal to you. As you said you earn 99 percent more than Chinese, so let me ask this, would you do the “whole english teacher thing”? I would wager not, and each to their own. Do you like the beers and food in China?

          • Refractions_of_Error

            You sound like black guy who hasn’t been laid for a while. If it is substance you are looking for, you won’t find much of that in China anyway. You may find that changing your environment may help you find a soulmate instead of flesh on bone. My wife is Greek and she is sitting here in disbelief at some of things you have said. If you travelled all this way to get laid, then that says a lot about you as an individual.

            Try finding a life partner instead of temporary gratification. The latter leads nowhere.

          • biggj


          • “Furious” George Rockwell

            Because it’s true.

          • biggj

            Shit, I meant to comment on the Why blacks got as in Japan from 05 to 08.

          • “Furious” George Rockwell

            Oh. Hip-hop was popular back then, and the media hadn’t ramped up it’s anti-Black backlash after the election of Obama. Blacks didn’t get ass like white guys do anywhere in Asia, but an average Black guy could score at least a 7 once or twice a week back then.

          • biggj

            Black men have no problem getting laid in china….just the girls don’t want to be seen in public with with a black man. If you keep it low key then you can get ass all day.

          • “Furious” George Rockwell

            Gay Black men have no problem getting laid, but heterosexual Black men aren’t going to do so hot with Asian women, or any women aside from fatass walrus rejects.

          • biggj

            Well….depends…I know a guy in China who looks like Labron James like the same structure and he gets pussy like you would not believe….more so than any white guy I ever seen. But that is a special case. I agree with you though whites do trump any other color when it comes to east asia. I know people don’t like to admit it and want to be PC about it…but it’s true. But all it is is blacks and whatever other race have to work a bit harder thats all. It just does not come as easy.

          • “Furious” George Rockwell

            A bit harder? How about a LOT harder to get far less results. To the extent that it’s just not worth it. The average Black guy will be hard pressed to bang one decent-looking woman a year, while any white guy falls off of a plane and will have a new one each night and a threesome every weekend. Black folks just shouldn’t be traveling to Asia unless they’re happy being queers or celibate.

          • biggj

            Yeah but if you have confidence and you are a slick dude….you just can’t get it as easy as whites. If you are white guy with no job and 50 pounds over weight and bald and stinking and have a shitty attitude….you can still get decent pussy. Now you can’t be black and do the same thing. You need to be above average black guy to do the same thing. I agree with you…but you can still do it…but you have be above average.

          • Germandude

            You are probably stoned and bored, that’s fine. Could you please do us a favor and don’t feed the troll?

            I thought you were smarter than that…

          • biggj

            What he is saying is not all that off. If your goal is to get pussy and thats it…well it’s harder for an average black guy than it is for an average white guy. I agree with that. You don’t think that is true.

          • “Furious” George Rockwell

            Harder by orders of magnitude.

          • Germandude

            Well, I know. It’s about the way he brings that across, starting with his disqus profile. Call it false flag and trolling.
            Besides that, just because Chinese racism is not targeting me doesn’t make it better in any way.

            He’s probably just talking to explain himelf why he fails with girls. Fair enough, but he could spam somewhere else…

          • biggj

            lol yeah well i hear ya. Buddy of mine came with me to china and stay a week a few years back. Back in Canada this guy is king shit. Like the girls just flock to this guy. He’s black by the way.So we talking on the plane ride about getting some chinese pussy. I’m married but I told I’ll be his wing man and get drunk and get some nice chinese poon tang. So a day after we get in china we go to this kind of upscale bar. And not one girl is talking to him. We are having drinks at this table and a fews came up and asked me to dance and sat and talked for a bit but I kept defecting them to my buddy. And they just were not having it. He just looked puzzled..hahah…he’s like what the fuck is going on here? haha All the girls where just talking to me. So next night we went to this hole in the wall kind of bar and just got smashed. Pretty much the same thing happened except one of the bar girls…pretty much a whore that works at the bar went home with him hahaha. But she never charged him anything. But I seen the trouble this guy was having where as in canada he would out do me any day with the ladies. He had a good time in china but said it’s not a spot to pick up girls if your black. hahaah. We have a fun in mexico though…or at least I did before I got married. lol.

          • I’m married but I told I’ll be his wing man and get drunk and get some nice chinese poon tang

            So your wife did not mind then, before or after? Confused, rofl

          • “Furious” George Rockwell

            Right. Now most Black men into Asian culture are dweebs, below average. This means Black men are going to have a shitty time in Asia. You have to be Will Smith to get a fraction of the pussy any white meth head can get.

          • Germandude

            God, did your psychologist send you on an internet rampage to fight your inferior complex or what is wrong with you?

            Besides, it’s interesting that the second after you post, it’s already been upvoted. Is your psychologist bursting your ego for maximum effect?

            Seriously, kiddo, grow up and get some education. Despite your parents telling you different, it doesn’t hurt.

          • Get ’em, Rockwell!

    • Germandude

      See? Chances for you to get laid are so high, yet you don’t score. Sad, isn’t it?

      • “Furious” George Rockwell

        I’m not a brokeback. Chances for a heterosexual Black guy to get laid in NE Asia are very low. Japan was alright from 2005-2008, but that’s it.

    • Ami

      Women probably don’t go with you because of your huge defeatist attitude. Low self-esteem isn’t attractive.
      And remember: any girls probably go with white foreigners because they think it’ll bring them some social-standing/money and better english skills. Do you really want those types of chicks? Get to know someone (personally and emotionally) and don’t go for the ones who are attracted to you because you’re “exotic”.
      In less you just want some loose girls, in which case, just pay for it lmao.

      • “Furious” George Rockwell

        Right. Blacks have no social value in Asia, and yes, I wouldn’t mind going for chicks like that if I just want to drain my nuts.

        • Dick Leigh

          Gross. I almost wish you’d catch an STD but you sound like the type of guy that wouldn’t give a shit and just spread it around.

        • Ami

          Reading the rest of your comments, I don’t think you’re the type of guy any non-prostitute wants inside them anyways.
          While there is definitely some anti-black racism in Asia that needs to be addressed, you’re not the type of person I’d let speak at the conference.
          Perhaps you should invest in one of those life-sized anime dolls (Or pillows if those are to expensive).

        • Probotector

          You don’t want an Asian chick anyway man, at least, not one who’s from Asia. These girls, for the most part, are as prejudiced, racist and hateful as all the other demographics of their societies. They will likely lie to you, cheat you out of your money and break your heart, just to get one up on the foreigner. All this garbage I hear about preferential treatment of whites/foreigners is utter crap in my experience.

          Eight years in Asia, and I’ve had nothing but xenophobia and mockery since the day I arrived. I personally don’t know any white guys who’ve gotten laid that much. Most of the guys I’ve met, along with me, just had one girlfriend or wife we stuck with and that’s it, but this idea of Asian chicks falling over white guys and guaranteed sex from numerous girls… I’ve never seen it.

          The thing is, Westerners believe in treating everyone from all over the world as an equal, and expect the same to be reciprocated. However, Asians just don’t see it that way; it’s them and us – we are just ‘foreigners’ to them, inferior and pathetic, whose only purpose is to provide them with cheap entertainment.

          Even if we disregard the hatred, Asian chicks typically just don’t have the intelligence or the personality for decent conversation and good company. The’re often just self-centred, immature, ignrant and materialistic. The only thing most of them have going for them is a hot body, and that’s usually accidental anyway – it’s simply the result of their simplistic diet of vegetables and hot water. Most of them don’t even realise they’re hot.

          I feel for you man, but don’t think you need to waste your time with this type of girls. My suggestion, if you like Asian girls, is to go for one who was brought up in the West, and so has the personality you’re looking for. In any case, you’re not going to find it here.

          • Those are good points indeed. And unless you got money, forget any long term happiness. Relationships are based totally on expediency.

    • Guang Xiang

      Chin up, there are definitely some Asian girls that dig Black foreigners. Perhaps it just takes a bit of investment on your part :)

      You just need to change this overly generalized attitude.

      • They’re usually the fat and ugly ones. Dating a fatass ugly asian chick defeats the whole purpose of why men go to Asia in the first place.

        • Guang Xiang

          I definitely didn’t see that last I was in Beijing

          • Yeah. Not many fatass, ugly Asian women out there. That’s why it’s a paradise (unless you’re Black).

    • Webster

      Here’s a hint, if a guy has sex with another guy, it’s because he’s attracted to men. Not because there aren’t enough women.

  • takasar1

    love it when people randomly throw the steroid argument out, shows a lot about their insecurities.

  • markus peg

    The moving Gifs are funny.

  • Kate

    2nd pic down, guy in the center = hottie :-)

    • Gay Azn Boi

      I was gonna say the Russian student

    • lonetrey / Dan

      top center or bottom center?

      Sorry, they’re all “meh” to me. >_>

    • Guang Xiang

      It would seem a lot of male Chinasmackers disprove of the guys showboating. Men sure get easily intimidated by some muscles, even from Asians. “Better use descriptors like ‘gay’ to make myself feel better!”

      My opinion? I’m just glad there’s some extroverted roommates enjoying a hobby together during college.

      • the ace of books

        Ehn, I’d actually say this about Western society in general. They get all denial about someone who’s muscular, saying it couldn’t possibly have been from anything other than steroids or PS. Self-defensive cynicism is alive and well!

        And I totally ding your last sentence, because it’s nice to see people who do lift here.

      • lasolitaria

        No, we aren’t and we don’t. A guy who works his muscles in order to acquire strength or efficiency (e.g. lifters, fighters, batters…) is not gay. We won’t hesitate to admit “dude, that guy sure is strong, how cool” or even “man, you’d rather not mess with that guy, look at his arms”. Now, a guy who works his muscles only for the sake of parading them in shorts and shirtless like he was a miss in a beauty pageant, that’s gay.

    • Peter Pottinger

      I wouldn’t say they are ugly, that would just be mean, but im skinny and toned and i’ve gotten WAY more compliments from girls about how lean I am than my friends who inject the roids and lather on fake tan, *shutter* its actually quite repulsive to me (but for other reasons but jealousy)

    • Guest

      yes, 2nd pic down, guy in the center…perfection exists :)

  • terriblemovie

    Its funny how asians and whites view each other in terms of attractiveness.

    “Master of Cuteness David” would be considered a gigantic pussy in his home country of Russia. He wouldn’t be considered attractive in the west. On the contrary, hes was probably routinely beaten up by the jocks and shunned by straight women for being an effeminate limp wristed pencil neck. Yet he seems to be a star in China.

    The opposite is also true. Their are white males who find Sandra Oh “hot” lol.

    • Depends, even a skinny, spotty, white guy can be considered attractive here. Just ask eattot, white equals alright!

    • Ami

      There are cute twinks and he is not one of them. If anyone finds him “cute” its probably because of his big depressing “Aye-Aye” eyes… Or maybe its his 2005 emo hair cut, all the rage with modern Chinese boy bands?

      • Dick Leigh

        I agree. I thought he looked inbred. Made sense when I read that he was Russian. Must have a genetic legacy of “old world ugly”.

    • Guang Xiang

      And here I was wondering what was the ‘funny’ part of that entry. Now I see it, thanks!

    • Beijing, Bitch

      “Master of Cuteness David” is the Weibo name he picked himself. It’s not something netizens gave him.

      You have reading comprehension problems.

    • biggj

      In russia sure he’s a little nerd that get picked on. But in china is probably has 500 girls chasing him wanting to fuck and is king shit in china.. He’s just playing the hand that he was dealt….nothing wrong with that.

      • the ace of books

        You know, I agree. Kid looks wishy-washy as hell by Western standards, but over here, if things work out for him, shur, why not be Master of Cuteness?

      • You are right on there. We should ask Eattot.

    • nqk123

      asian girls tend to like the girly clean cut type. (metro sexual) wink wink

    • Marcus Muller

      He is hot though.. I’d do him.. lol.

      • smartsnape


    • boo

      i’m chinese female. I vomited at david’s pic

      • smartsnape

        no need dude:D

    • maybeabanana

      Reminds me of the hipster loving movement…to this day still exists. Guys looking effeminate in tight pants is what most girls seem to go for. The idea that manly men are up against string bean girly guys is sad. What has this society weaken to? Is that why Chinese guys keep their cartoonish hair style and made it okay for guys and girls not to be physically fit and strong?

    • SimpsonsGoldenAge

      God I know…that photo

  • Looks gay to me, especially the pink shorts guy in the 1st pic, and that second pic, camper than a row of tents:(

  • J-PAX

    Has Photoshop reached these shores yet? Just a thought. You can’t download steroids for free…..

    • the ace of books

      There’s steroids, there’s photoshop, and then there’s working your ass off in the gym. You got a dormful of six guys who all work out – what’s so hard to believe about that?

    • Ana Belen Ruiz

      Jealousy! They are hot

  • Germandude

    The only funny one, and I mean funny by the definition of it making me laugh:

    “A male classmate is especially good at taking care of his looks. Before going on a trip, he brought along all kinds of cosmetics [skincare products]. Another female classmate made fun of him only for the male classmate to boldly and confidently say, “This is why I have a boyfriend and you don’t.” ”

    That’s some healty confidence and humor.

    • Cauffiel

      Cut’em some slack. Do you have any idea how boring it must be to be Chinese (for all but a few)? Even a silly, childish joke is better than watching another dating or warfare show.

    • Jahar

      I would be surprised if someone here had really said that.

    • maybeabanana

      Wild thought :The estrogen in the makeup have sprouted an increase of vanity in men.

      • Germandude

        Good to have you back on here. I was just wondering yesterday where you are…

        • maybeabanana

          Over consumption of gaming, hiking, and world news. Not really back but.. I’ll chime in when I sprout some desire to.

          Edit for random note.. there are quite a bit of estrogen in those soybeans. It’s ironic how tofu corresponds to weakness.

  • These guys do look like fruits, but bodybuilding is a good thing. There is nothing wrong with having strength and aesthetics, at least to the extent that you can.

  • 剑胆琴心

    all military sirs disliked me a lot….sigh!
    middle school military i stood next to a girl,we both liked to laugh a lot,and we two could not stop laughing either she or i made mistakes all the time,at last the guy asked us to face each other laugh 3 mins…
    i was born to be a disorder maybe…
    and i do not understand why those girls cried so much when military finished say goodbye to the milutary guy…i had no interest in this type of things at all…

    • i was born to be a disorder maybe…

      Anybody agree or disagree, hmmmmm, lol

  • hope they like young korean boy, I will service all of them

    • YourSupremeCommander

      and the most A W K W A R D comment of the year award goes to…..

      • the one in the middle has a pretty great body~

        • YourSupremeCommander

          How would you service them? Let me in on the juicy stuff.

          • by having sex with all of their girlfriends.

          • I would be like. “I’m so strung out on alcohol and daima please take my body and have your way with me”. obviously being conservative and Chinese they would turn down the offer. “but I’m Korean, woudln’t you love to plow this bangzi ass and fill me” and then they would respond by forcing me down into the pillows while I scream in pain and pleasure as they take turns emptying their scrotums into this Korean boi

          • Webster

            lol OH NO! Don’t you know it’s only okay to speak this way if it’s about chicks, “bro?”

          • I don’t know what you’re talking about.

          • I fantasize about men just as much as I jerk off to women

  • Timeless Love

    half of them are not ripped

  • death_by_ivory

    Thanks for the eye candy,CS.I needed it.It is freaking Monday.

  • the ace of books

    The boyfriend one is good, and I like the gifs (but then I always like gifs).

    That dorm room, I gotta ding! Nice to see not one, but six guys who actually know what the gym is for and encourage each other to go – stuff you don’t see often here. I wonder how many other dudes in the building take their example? 支持!(Only thing better would be if it were a girls’ dorm!)

  • linette lee

    I don’t like men with such huge muscles. They look scary to me. I don’t find them attractive at all. I like men that’s slim with toned body. Not too much big muscles.

    He is so cute.

    • YourSupremeCommander

      didn’t know the lil perv edison chan is your sexual fantasy.

      • linette lee

        He is not edison chan. Edison chan so skinny and small like a little girl. I bet if Edison puts on make up he will be prettier than most girls. Very unattractive.

        He is 吳尊. He is slim and toned, and tall and handsome. Very charismatic and educated. 吳尊 graduated from RMIT University in Australia which is a top ten universities in Australia and among the top 100 universities in the World in the areas of business, engineering and science. He also played in basketball team in school. He speaks fluent English. He is my definition of a Prince. One of my prince.

    • do you like men with broad shoulders?

  • Brave dudes. I thought to be openly gay in China was still frowned upon. Let along all in the same dorm. Hats off…. oh and I am white, didn’t know who sandra oh was until now and no, not even close to being hot. A train wreck there….