Female Diaosi Fights Goddess – Part 1

Female Diaosi despises Goddess

Inception 01
Look at my new hair style. How is it?
Inception 02
The bang looks fine.
Inception 03

From Sina Weibo:

#屌丝对话体# = #Diaosi Dialogue#

Diaosi Dialogue becomes bamous on internet, hilarious facial expressions and dry humor amuse netizens

Recently, a series of photos labeled “Female Diaosi Dialogue” went viral on the internet. In the photo series, two girls used the same set of three photos captioned with different dry humor-style dialogue. The content is comical, the facial expressions well done, making netizens scream they “could lose it at any time” [internet celebrity “Writer Cui Chenghao” aka “Pyongyang Cui Chenghao” @作家崔成浩‘s famous pet phrase]! Afterward, there were also various “Male Diaosi” versions that came out, with many netizens also creating other different “Diaosi Dialogues”, summing up that “the most important thing is that the expression in the final panel must be perfect”! Actually, the idea for these comics all originated from parodies of Leonardo DiCaprio’s facial expressions in the movie Inception. Youngster, come make your own Diaosi Dialogues!

The term “youngster” (alternatively “youth” or “teenager”) has come into use lately as a result of the popularity of Ang Lee‘s latest movie Life of Pi, whose Chinese title was translated as 少年派的奇幻漂流, literally “Youngster Pi’s Fantastic Drifting Adventure”.

The following “Diaosi Dialogues” were authored by Chinese netizens @最烁烁烁烁琰 and @嘿_叫我诚诚老师

Female Diaosi fights Goddess 01
“Use three words to describe my appearance.”
Female Diaosi fights Goddess 02
“So scary that I wet my pants.”
Female Diaosi despises Goddess

Female Diaosi fights Goddess 03
“Do you know why the teacher always calls my dad?”
Female Diaosi fights Goddess 04
“The teacher wants to pursue your dad.”
Female Diaosi despises Goddess

Female Diaosi fights Goddess 05
“Please use seven words to describe Harry Potter.”
Female Diaosi fights Goddess 06
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.”
Female Diaosi despises Goddess

[Note: If the above doesn’t immediately make sense, please refer to the joke involving a grandfather and grandson in a previous jokes post.]

Female Diaosi fightes Goddess 07
“Suddenly felt an impulse to study. What should I do?”
Female Diaosi fights Goddess 08
“Don’t panic. Drink some water, lie down, take a rest, and you’ll be fine in a minute.”
Female Diaosi despises Goddess

Female Diaosi fighte Goddess 09
“What’s your attitude towards love?”
Female Diaosi fights Goddess 10
“First get on the bus, then buy the ticket.”
Female Diaosi despises Goddess

[Note: The reply suggests first having sex before committing to a romantic relationship.]

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Written by Rensi

A translator of trending Chinese Internet humor and Chinese pop music.

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