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Female Diaosi Fights Goddess – Part 2

Part 1 featured social issues like extramarital affairs, Chinese students’ interest in academics, and premarital sex among other things. Part 2 of this 3-panel photo series pokes fun at things like the female guests on the popular TV speed-dating program Fei Cheng Wu Rao (aka If You Are the One” but literally and more accurately “If not sincere, then do not disturb”), sex, and boring classes at school again reflecting a variety of attitudes amongst young Chinese adults.

Why are there 24 female guests on Fei Cheng Wu Rao?
What’s three [times] eight? [Note: 三八 (sān bā), literally “three eight”, also means “a slutty and gossipy bitch”]?

If you married a man who has a twin brother, how would you be able to tell who’s who?
Why do I have to tell who’s who?

When you waste one minute in class, you actually waste one minute for each of the 40 students in the class, which is 40 minutes in total.
Teacher, dare you lecture for only one minute in class?

Yesterday, I bought a box of balloons to play with. After I blew all of them, I felt that my mouth was oily.
You sure they were balloons?

There’s a headless woman’s body outside.
If it’s headless, how can you tell it’s a woman’s corpse?

Tell me, why am I so popular?
Because you gave us confidence.

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Written by Rensi

A translator of trending Chinese Internet humor and Chinese pop music.

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