Flatmates Take Week To Find Dead Roommate

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Living together creates the most familiar strangers. One man from Nanjing living in a group apartment died and his landlord didn’t find out for an entire week. One roommate moved out because of the horrible smell, but the others didn’t notice anything unusual. The landlord only found the body while showing the apartments to potential tenants. Netizens had a lot of questions about how the man died, but seemed unconcerned with the fate of his roommates and landlord.

Source: Netease

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  • Amused

    Bullshit.
    Nothing in the world has the smell death does. And you don’t “not notice it” in the next room for a week, cuz 3-4 days after the fact in the middle of summer the gases are going to be escaping the deader hardcore and you’re going to think a gangrenous skunk has been fucking a shit demon on a pile of rotted meat in there.

    • Foreign Devil

      You obviously haven’t smelled certain Chinese students breath. Oral hygiene not being very developed.

      • Jahar

        They also don’t have BO.

        • KamikaziPilot

          Everybody has BO. Maybe Chinese isn’t as bad as others in general but the smelliest guy in my high school class was this 250 lbs Chinese exchange student. Could smell him 10 feet away.

          • Alex Dương

            I think most East Asians don’t have a lot of armpit sweat that attracts bacteria which then give off BO. But it’s most, not all, and if someone’s 250 pounds, well…

          • Amused

            I think he’s referring to the line many Chinese folks trot out by rote about,”Chinese have no BO”. Which seems oblivious to reality to the point where it just boggles the mind if you’ve ever ridden a public bus here.

          • Alex Dương

            Yeah, it’s an oversimplification. There are sources of BO other than armpit sweat.

          • Amused

            I agree. I’m pretty hairless as a result of American Indian heritage so I don’t sweat much either. But if you wear the same clothes a while or don’t use floss/mouth wash, well anyone can get funky given lack of general maintenance I suppose.

          • Jahar

            Sorry, I thought my sarcasm was obvious.

    • Necrogodomega

      This is the most awesome description I have read in a long, long time. Bravo.

      • Jahar

        I’ve fucked gangrenous skunks and shit demons in piles of rotten meat, and 4 day old dead bodies, so I can attest to the truth of this.

        • bujiebuke

          I’ve fucked gangrenous skunks and shit demons in piles of rotten meat, and 4 day old dead bodies, so I can attest to the truth of this.

          Thank you for confirming my suspicions about you

          • Jahar

            you’re just jealous~