The following microblog post was among yesterday’s top 10 “hottest”…
On Sina Weibo:
@一起神回复: Geographical division when sharing bed with wife…
The diagram above is a Chinese language translation of “Bed Cartography” from Doghouse Diaries (below). I have added English translations of the Chinese translation because the meanings are a little different from the original English. Click above image for original Chinese-only version.
Comments from Sina Weibo:
Haha, very funny
虐猫狂人薛定谔: (responding to above)
View_薇薇薇： (responding to above)
When I’m sound asleep, the entire bed could be my domain! His would be the floor!
Don’t worry, when your wife becomes unfaithful, that area of no fucking use [uncharted territory] will be used, because your wife will basically spend all her time there…
If that area of no fucking use had any use, then you’d be of no use anymore ╮(╯▽╰)╭
Mainly it’s because my area is warmer.
@柴可夫小健 We’re the opposite.
@好孩子是囍枪枪 Completely the other way around!!
Humph! You’re someone who has a wife! She sleeps with you every day! And you’re still unhappy/unsatisfied!
“Shot even when lying down“, every time I’m crowded onto the edge [of the bed], and she even drapes her arm and leg on me, just barely not squeezing me off onto the floor.
Actually, sometimes I too am a pillow.
Stop complaining, okay? Your wife’s entire body is your area of physical occupation [territory], okay??!
A blow-up [doll] is better. After you’re done, you can let out the air and it won’t take up any room!
Could not be more accurate.
Is this true for you and your significant other?