Man Driving on Highway With IV, Cellphone, Needle

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On the Shenhai Expressway the police have found a man using his left hand to control the steering wheel but was also holding an iron pole with an IV full of saline solution hanging on it. His right hand was holding a needle and a cell phone making a call. The man said that he was in the hospital but had an urgent matter so he needed to drive somewhere, but he could handle this kind of situation. Netizens say that if you want to kill yourself you shouldn’t kill others as well, and that if you have this kind of brain even an IV won’t fix it.

Source: qq

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  • Teacher in China

    Once walked into a bathroom to see a Chinese guy pissing in the urinal while smoking, talking on the phone, and eating a cob of corn at the same time. Nice trick.

    • Vance

      Obviously a great multi-tasker.

    • Bman

      …while porkin’ your wife!

      No offense, I just love quoting pet detective :)

      • Vance

        Even a great multi-tasker like that guy must have been will have difficulty pissing in the urinal and doing that at the same time. We have two hands, but only one dong.

        • Bman

          Phone resting between chin and shoulder. Smoke in mouth. Corn in left hand, dong in right hand.

          Seems if he let his dong swing free he’d even have a free hand left over to wave hi :)

      • Teacher in China

        I going to assume it’s funnier in the original context ;)

        • Bman

          And I assumed you to be a JC fan…how disappointing.
          I know its not the 90s anymore, but still, give Pet Detective a watch. It’s got lots of toilet humor :)

          • Teacher in China

            Oh I love me some JC, don’t get me wrong. That whole hoax he had going with Lazarus was classic, and don’t even get me started on the whole crucifixion 3-days-later thing. Way ahead of his time. I’m not familiar with the Book of Pet Detective though….it was written in the 90s? Like a few decades after his death?

          • Bman

            Ha, do I need to specify Jim Carrey? I guess his fame ain’t what it used to be…f-ing cable guy flop…

          • Teacher in China

            Nah, just having a laugh. I loved the Mask when it came out, and I loved what he did on MadTV back in the day. Some of his weirder less funny movies like Truman Show and Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind are awesome. Never cared so much for Pet Detective from what I saw of it (admittedly, only bits and pieces).

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