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From NetEase:
Naked man in America biting man’s face in the street shot dead
China News Service May 27 report. According to a “Central News Agency” report, Miami police said a naked man attacked another man on the MacArthur Causeway ramp, biting off half his face. After the police arrived and gave warnings, the “face-eating man” was shot dead, while the bitten man is in critical condition.
According to local Miami reports, the incident occurred around 2pm on the 26th, south of the Miami Herald building. A witness said a woman saw two men fighting, and stopped nearby police to deal with it.
A witness says that when this police officer approached, he shockingly discovered that the naked man was actually biting the other man’s head. The police officer ordered the naked man to back away, but he continued to bite on the victim and the police then open fired.
Despite being shot, the “face-eating man” persisted in “eating” the other person, forcing police to continue firing. Witnesses say they heard at least six shots.
“Face-eating man” was eventually shot dead, lying face down on pedestrian path in front of the Miami Herald parking lot. Police asked the newspaper to provide surveillance footage.
Police say the other man was rushed to the hospital, and is in critical condition. The CBS Miami television channel reports that a police spokesperson disclosed that the victim’s face “has virtually been eaten completely” and is unrecognizable. The identities of the “face-eating man” and the critically injured person are both unknown.
Miami South Beach is currently holding its annual Urban Beach Week hip-hop festival, with large crowds of people, and the freeway ramp was clogged for hours.
Miami police’s Fraternal Order of Police spokesperson Javier Ortiz said the police officer who shot the face-eating man is a “hero”.
He said: “Based on the information provided, our Miami police officer is a hero and saved a life.”
Homicide Unit supervisor Altarr Williams said a man doesn’t have to be armed to be dangerous.
Williams said: “There are other ways to injure people. Some people know martial arts, others are very strong and can kill you with their hands.”
Comments from NetEase:
一夫一妻 [网易北京市网友]：
Are you sure it isn’t a zombie? That it was really shot dead?
网易河北省沧州市网友： (responding to above)
Fuck, I better plant some peas.
网易浙江省杭州市网友： (responding to above)
Step 1, first plant some sunflowers!
网易黑龙江省手机网友： (responding to above)
Step 2, collect sun power, plant pea shooters!
网易广东省惠州市网友: (responding to above)
Haha, only after seeing this did I finally understand.
[Note: The above comments allude to the popular game Plants vs. Zombies]
我到底怎么讲不被删 [网易江苏省苏州市手机网友]：
thirteen520 [网易广东省深圳市手机网友]：
Looks like we have to start banning teeth, they’re too dangerous, everyone walking around with a mouth full of teeth, how can we safeguard the safety of the people this way?
网易北京市手机网友： (also responding to 一夫一妻)
If its a zombie, then the person who was bitten will also turn. If this were Chinese police, they definitely would not have shot him dead, because if they did, then they would be severely called into question by the rabble and the victim’s family: They would simply be defenseless.
网易广西柳州市手机网友：
I came in to see if netizens have linked this with China somehow and then proceed to talk shit.
Yoooooooooooooooooooooo [网易北京市网友]：
This person believes himself to be a dog, I bet its a delusional disorder.
网易荷兰网友：
That sick deviant in Yunnan who ate dozens of people has been arrested, how come the news doesn’t allow people to comment on it?
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