Person With Gargantuan Breasts Acting Suspiciously

Person With Gargantuan Breasts Acting Suspiciously

Recently, Police in Tengzhou received a report of an oddly dressed “woman” using a small mirror to take photos in the toilet of a library. Police rushed to the scene where they found the long-haired suspect sporting a huge bosom, adorned with heavy makeup and wearing gloves. Police detained the person after he admitted his true identity and act of dressing as a woman to carry out voyeurism. Unfortunately, such incidents are on the rise as the weather warms up and skirts get increasingly shorter.

Source: Netease

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  • hahahahaha!

  • Andrew

    Oh. My. God. This is why I’m glad I’m gay.

    • mr.wiener

      Only straight people dress up as women to induge in acts of voyerism?

      • Andrew

        “to indulge in acts of voyerism”

        I would like to think so… Anyway, homosexuality and transvestism are very different.

        • mr.wiener

          True. There is nowt queer as folk.

          • Andrew

            Ha I’ve always wanted to watch that series..

        • All the drag queens could have fooled me. But in all seriousness, of course there are gay, straight, and bi/pan crossdressers. They’re different but not in the slightest bit exclusive.

          • you are lucky, coz you have money to transfer, as this man, he is poor so only can pretend woman….
            hahahaha!

          • Andrew

            Thing is the guy only crossdresses to creep on other women at their most “vulnerable”. That’s a serious insult to trans*-people.

          • i admit what i wrote is mean, but it’s my real thinking.
            ok, i m sorry!

          • David

            Wow, an apology? A first. Welcome to being human. : )

          • I won’t disagree with that of course, but you sounded like you were trying to be exclusionary in a general context.

          • Andrew

            Guess I was. I was being a bit aggressive for reasons unbeknownst to myself..

          • David

            True, very different than a person doing it for themselves. But then I ask myself, why the HUGE bosom? Why the crazy short skirt? Why did he not just dress down and blend in? I think he is digging it more than he wants to admit.

          • Andrew

            Hahahahahaha this guy’s got it

        • James

          yeah sure andrew, you know you want big tits like him

    • you have kid?

      • Andrew

        No I’m still in college. What does having a kid have to do with this?

        • i wonder if gay person wants kid, what they will do?
          coz i know a girl in shanghai cheated for marriage by gay…

          • Andrew

            That’s atrocious. I do want kids but there are legitimate ways to do it like adoption and surrogates. Marrying someone just so she can bear you a child is something only the lowest, most selfish, and uneducated of the Homo sapiens would do.

          • Edward Kay

            I do know a lesbian who married just to have a kid, then dump the husband. Family pressure.

          • mr.wiener

            You sound like you will be fine. Good luck for the future.

          • Andrew

            And I enjoy just reading your name. Very much. Lucks!

  • terriblemovie

    China is slowly becoming more and more like Japan.

  • Zappa Frank

    if he really wanted to do this why the huge boobs? in china obviously make people suspicious

    • mr.wiener

      Because he wanted to look fabulous.

      • Edward Kay

        I thought it was a shoplifting case when I saw the picture.

        • yeah really, smuggling melons *snicker*

          • Edward Kay

            yup. pomelos would be more realistic

    • David

      Exactly what I said above.

  • Amused

    Letting that freak flag fly high.

  • Jahar

    “I’ll just dress in a way that avoids notice…”

  • i wonder if there are some foreigners here play chinese stocks????
    if so, plz let me know.

    • David

      Sorry, Chinese stocks are WAY too volatile. Too crazy up and down and the businesses are not transparent. I stick to stocks of companies I know. An example: I bought stock in a Chinese company that makes solar panels 7 years ago (Suntech Power Holdings STPFQ). A very solid idea, since China was really beating everybody else in the world at making cheap solar panels (and the market for them was picking up at the time, not dropping off like now). About a year later their stock dropped 97% in value. The company had bought 6 billion dollars in ‘fake’ German bonds. How the hell do you buy FAKE bonds? It was obviously an embezzlement by the members of the board and the executives who ran the company. However, it was not disclosed for several years and nobody has been indicted for anything. If you are a speculator China is great for you. Guess which company will pay off the right people in the government to get a monopoly or a huge government contract and you make big bucks. Not my idea of investing. If I want to gamble I will go to Macau.

    • Foreign Devil

      We can only buy Chinese stocks listed on foreign stock exchanges. I bought shares in Youku a few years ago. I haven’t sold it, but it is one of my worst performing stocks. I bought it because in 2010 regular Chinese TV totally sucked so everyone would be watching TV online. But they can’t figure out how to make a profit. Anyways there has been scandal after scandal with Chinese stocks on the NYSE. Many of them don’t like the required transparency and are planning on delisting. . Youku may delist from the NYSE soon too. Never again! “Sino Forest” was one such scandal that made big headlines in Canada. Look it up.