Short and Tall Couples: Which Is More Dangerous?

From Sina Weibo:

@小野妹子学吐槽: The two couples below, which one looks more dangerous?

A short girl kissing a tall boy.A short boy kissing a tall girl.

Comments from Sina Weibo:


First image: imaginary picture for EXO fans, second image: imaginary picture for TFBOYS fans.


First one: Korean oppa with Heavenly Kingdom girl~ Second one: TFBOYS and Heavenly Kingdom auntie.


Either one is enough to be sentenced several years.


Both are very dangerous, look like heterosexual love.


The first one is like a young female fan with her EXO oppa, while the second one is the mother of a TFBOYS.


Doesn’t matter which one, bachelor dog doesn’t want to see either of them. [doge]


Not having someone is more dangerous.


Aren’t we supposed to call 110 [emergency number for police] when seeing such situations?


The second one has a sort of Mori Ran and Conan look to it. [汗]


The first one look like sweethearts, while the second one looks like a mother and son.


The first one is extremely dangerous, will cause spinal complications, and a broken neck. The shotacon in the second one will still grow up, so no need to panic.


Isn’t the second couple TFBOYS and their mommies?


Can we please let Guo Jingming have a relationship in peace!?


Both are heterosexual love, and both will face the danger of being burned to death.


First, we are older sisters [girls]. [拜拜] Second, the three boys in TFBOYS are all already 170+ cm tall. [拜拜] So third, we are not as tall as they are. [拜拜] So we aren’t the second image! No, no, I won’t listen! [喵喵]

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  • Guest

    both look gross :s looks like highschoolers with elementary schoolers..

    • Jahar

      yeah i don’t know why anyone would be interested in high schoolers either…

  • So I googled TFBOYS and EXO and my dick shriveled up and deaded

    • mr.wiener

      I’m not going there… I’m not going there… Oh god, I wonder how long I can last before I go there?

      • David

        Just horrible, don’t go there.

    • Rick in China

      I have NO IDEA what either mean. I’m tempted to google, but maybe not any more..

      • iLcOrNaLiTo


        • Rick in China

          I haven’t, but have gleaned enough from these conversations to figure out that it’s some sorta pedo shit. Curiosity….dead.

          • iLcOrNaLiTo

            It’s not pedo, it’s much worse.

    • iLcOrNaLiTo

      I shouldn’t have…

    • Edgar

      You guys really cracked me up

    • MyMotto

      Don’t really care about EXO since I’m a fan, but I had to google TFBOYS since they wouldn’t shut up about it in the comments. If I had a dick it would shrivel, cause those boys are too young…

  • guest

    Who cares as long as their both over the legal age, the way there drawn here has an underage kinda feel.

    Why not use rl kind of examples

    • yurah

      This is my fetish

      • David

        Kissing short boys/men?

    • AbC

      I think the illustrator has watched too many Japanese Anime…

  • Amused

    Some people are fucking…
    And some people are fucking perverts…

  • SongYii

    Not having sex with children seems to be a fairly new idea in the world.

    • Irvin

      Especially in the muslim world and catholic priest.

    • Chestnut Bowl

      If you’re comparing sexual mores from now until the beginnings of human civilization, then yes, it’s a pretty recent concept depending on when you consider one stops being a child.

      • David

        Yes, until fairly recently (about Victorian era in the west), young girls who had reached the age they could conceive (14ish) were considered quite OK for marrying off. For men it was basically the age you could get a job and support a family (16ish). Of course in rural areas it has always been young ages while urban areas tend to be older. As for molesting or having sex with people, look up pederasty for yourself. While there is not a lot of direct written evidence that what we would call pedophilia today, was much more common in the past. Remember, until about a hundred years ago, if you did not get directly caught doing something you got away with it (if you did get caught, you were still OK if your family was more powerful than the victims family).

    • JayJay

      I hate kid fuckers. But looking at the age of consent around of the world it is rather shocking! The age of consent in Spain still 13. Germany, Portugal and Italy 14, and in France, the Czech Republic, Denmark, and Greece it is 15. China is 14 and Japan is 13. Where do we draw the line?!!

      • Irvin

        I think the youngest one the prophet Mohammad fucked was 6, and that’s what they used as a standard in alot of muslim countries.

        • Rick in China

          Married at 6.. banged at 9.. however, equally fucked up.

      • Puk

        Don’t be so judgemental. That is the point of view you were brought up with, but cultural norms are different all over the world and you need to understand this. I think pedophilism is about the worst crime there is (I think most people worldwide share this view) but people’s view on maturity still differ around the world.

        I am from Denmark, and here most girls are deemed mature enough to make their own decision at 15. This age has been chosen by a team of doctors and psychologists. Still the average age people lose their virginity at in Denmark varies between 16 and 18.

        Its not more than a decade ago we didn’t even have a law for a legal sex age, because it wasn’t really needed. Each case presented at court were looked at individually because people mature at different speeds – and of cause force/rape of any nature has never been allowed no matter the age. If a younger person was persuaded into sex by an older person, psychologists would go in and examen the case, and help make a verdict. So it could be a 17 year old and a 32 year old, or a 15 year old and a 13 year old. But now we just have that line that doesn’t take individuality into consideration.

        I don’t know how much good these laws bring anyway. In America cases of pedophilism are estimated to be 0.59 %, while only being 0,25 in Denmark – despite the lower legal sex age.

        It actually also goes the other way around. I was surprised to learn that most people in America still are viewed as kids at the age of 21- and are seen as completely innocent and oblivious at age 15-16. (I lived in San Fransisco for a year).

        Anyway my point is, you make it sound like these countries condone rape and pedophilism and they certainly don’t.

    • donscarletti

      No, it’s a pretty ancient concept, sexual contact with pre-pubescent girls would harm their fertility and has been taboo and prohibited in many cultures for a long time. If you want to take China as an example, a man’s first wife tended to be a year or two older than him so she will be completely physically ready when he has the ability and urge to penetrate her. You can see this with many if not most historical empresses being older than their husbands. Though cultures that permitted sexual relations between man and boys less restrictions in same sex cases.

      What is more recent is the definition of a child being below a definitive age.

      I think the main part is in the past a 13 or 14 year old could be have sex completely explained to them by their parents in preparation for their wedding. In theory and in practice most of the time, this sex would be with a suitable and appropriate partner in a situation of mutual trust and would transpire roughly according to what they had been told to expect. Pregnancy too would be expected and would not be such a matter of fear or stress. They could also fairly openly ask their own parents or trusted elder relatives about anything they are unsure about, since sex within marriage is completely expected and not clandestine. I don’t really think any of this is at all stressful or requires any form of emotional maturity.

      Other forms of sex outside of marriage, even in ages where infidelity of either or both partners was expected, tended not to happen until the mid to late 20s, once the couple already a few children together. Screwing around has consequences like unwanted pregnancies, deception, STDs, shame and does require quite a lot of emotional maturity. Todays age of consent laws are to protect people based on the expectation that clandestine sex will happen long before sanctioned sex.

      Still, I think the male brain is still wired quite deeply to react to teenage girls. An interesting experience is to watch the women’s gymnastics and see if your superego can completely suppress your id.

  • Height alone isn’t a big deal – just ask Wilt Chamberlain (he loved short women – called them spinners)
    If the above represents age (10 year old with a 20 year old), then I suspect most people would prefer to see the girls (or boys) swapped in the drawing above (younger girl with younger boy)?

    • Rick in China

      “(he loved short women – called them spinners)”

      Me too.

      • I prefer feminine women and sometimes the women approaching 6 feet aren’t the most feminine, so I’m typically attracted to average and shorter women as well.
        Wilt was wild and crazy (in overdrive). I think he claimed to have slept with 20,000 women and went into detail why he loved the short girls (especially short Asians)
        Of course Wilt was 7+ feet tall, so I think every women would be short to him

        • Rick in China

          Spinners are fun in bed – specifically, short/thin girls who can be called spinners because you can basically spin them without losing penetration. :D

          My wife isn’t short by any means, I was mostly referring to calling short/thin women spinners.. I’ve used that term for a long time..

  • AbC

    “Either one is enough to be sentenced several years.”

    Second that.

  • Hiz Oku this a trap? that drawing in the OP clearly shows an elementary school boy/girl kissing a high school boy/girl… that has less to do with height and more about age.
    If the difference is purely height, it doesn’t matter but age does matter if one of them is clearly below the legal age.

  • FYIADragoon

    2nd one doesn’t exist here. Outside of the villagers, women seem to freak out if the guy is younger or within 5 cm of their height.

  • Tova Rischi

    >Doesn’t matter which one, bachelor dog doesn’t want to see either of them.




  • BillBo

    I think about half the people missed the point, at least the way I looked at it. It’s not about height difference. But large age difference and if the gender of the older one makes it more acceptable or not.

    So in that sense, they’re both pretty equally gross and “dangerous” to me.

  • icup ✔️

    “Doesn’t matter which one, bachelor dog doesn’t want to see either of them.”

    i agree…