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Short and Tall Couples: Which Is More Dangerous?

From Sina Weibo:

@小野妹子学吐槽: The two couples below, which one looks more dangerous?

A short girl kissing a tall boy.A short boy kissing a tall girl.

Comments from Sina Weibo:

超爷是孤独的美食家:

First image: imaginary picture for EXO fans, second image: imaginary picture for TFBOYS fans.

克里斯蒂亚诺冬瓜:

First one: Korean oppa with Heavenly Kingdom girl~ Second one: TFBOYS and Heavenly Kingdom auntie.

寒墨阁:

Either one is enough to be sentenced several years.

予久:

Both are very dangerous, look like heterosexual love.

粉红松鼠猜火车:

The first one is like a young female fan with her EXO oppa, while the second one is the mother of a TFBOYS.

叫出声来啊:

Doesn’t matter which one, bachelor dog doesn’t want to see either of them. [doge]

梦几梦几小梦梦:

Not having someone is more dangerous.

金棒棰沈连专卖:

Aren’t we supposed to call 110 [emergency number for police] when seeing such situations?

阿枫同学萌萌哒:

The second one has a sort of Mori Ran and Conan look to it. [汗]

莫莜莜:

The first one look like sweethearts, while the second one looks like a mother and son.

foodie_Oo肉嘟嘟:

The first one is extremely dangerous, will cause spinal complications, and a broken neck. The shotacon in the second one will still grow up, so no need to panic.

我已不能控制自己屌炸天:

Isn’t the second couple TFBOYS and their mommies?

ZenobiaV:

Can we please let Guo Jingming have a relationship in peace!?

_________-A-:

Both are heterosexual love, and both will face the danger of being burned to death.

折腰酱:

First, we are older sisters [girls]. [拜拜] Second, the three boys in TFBOYS are all already 170+ cm tall. [拜拜] So third, we are not as tall as they are. [拜拜] So we aren’t the second image! No, no, I won’t listen! [喵喵]

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