University Cafeteria Workers Caught Having Sex in Storeroom

Jiangnan University cafeteria workers caught engaging in oral sex in the a storeroom by surveillance cameras and broadcasted live to wall of TV monitors in main student dining hall.

Jiangnan University cafeteria workers caught engaging in oral sex in the a storeroom by surveillance cameras and broadcasted live to wall of TV monitors in main student dining hall.

From NetEase:

Jiangnan University Cafeteria Workers Storeroom Live Sex Performance Broadcasted Through Surveillance Camera

ChinaNews Nanjing September 22nd report — Midday yesterday around 1pm, a male and female pair at Jiangnan University in the second floor storeroom performed a live sex act, the scene completely live broadcasted on a wall of televisions in the first floor dining hall. Today, Jiangnan University officials have confirmed that the man and woman in the image were workers of their school’s cafeteria.

Due to a previous “rat-gate” incident, Jiangnan University in Wuxi city of Jiangsu province had set up closed-circuit televisions [surveillance cameras] in various corners of the dining hall. Midday yesterday around 1pm, a male and female pair performed a live sex act in the second floor storeroom, and the scene was completely live broadcasted on a wall of televisions in the first floor dining hall. When this occurred, it caused a great sensation.

As confirmed by school officials, the location of the incident was indeed the Wuxi city Jiangnan University cafeteria, and the people in the image are cafeteria workers. At present, the workers have already been suspended from work and under investigation.

(Original Title: Jiangnan University Cafeteria Indecent Surveillance Video Exposed, Involved Parties Were Cafeteria Workers)

Comments from NetEase:

网易广东省广州市手机网友 ip:113.107.*.*:

I’m willing to bet they are students of the school. Fucking if they were school cafeteria workers, could they not have known where the surveillance cameras were in the cafeteria? Those who agree, ding this up. [Over 23k upvotes at time of translation]

网易福建省手机网友 ip:117.136.*.*:

This man is a teacher at our Jiangnan University, and the girl is a student.

网易河北省邯郸市手机网友(101.26.*.*)的原贴: (responding to above)


网易湖北省荆州市网友 [车兵]: (responding to above)

No [it’s fake, a lie], Fujian province [IP] address, says “our Jiangnan University”. Jiangnan University is in Wuxi [in Jiangsu, another province].

网易天津市网友(111.161.*.*): (responding to above)

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May I ask if you can only attend university in Jingzhou [the location of the above commenter according to IP address]?!
What kind of logic is that?

易北京市网友 ip:59.108.*.*: (responding to above)

Upvoted, if it isn’t [true], then 1st floor is spreading rumors, and the more he is upvoted, the more dangerous it is [for him].

网易山东省菏泽市手机网友 ip:27.220.*.*: (responding to 113.107.*.*)

1st Floor [Commenter above]:
Hello: Your comment has been recorded. In accordance with our country’s latest “Regulations for the Management and Authentication of Internet Speech” released on 2013 January 12, and owing to you having violated one of its relevant regulations, you have been added to the 2013 list of wanted individuals and your IP is already being monitored by us. The relevant departments at present are organizing the relevant internet technology personnel to perform the work of collecting your information as well as formulating the relevant punishments. You may have committed the crime of subverting state sovereignty. Here, we hope you will voluntarily head to a local law enforcement organ to surrender yourself and seek leniency.

网易安徽省合肥市手机网友(60.168.*.*)的原贴: (also responding to 113.107.*.*)

Be careful of people upvoting you.

网易吉林省手机网友(36.48.*.*): (also responding to 113.107.*.*)

Already upvoted over 2000 times, Fujian brother, you better be careful.

[The above few comments all allude to a recent judicial declaration that online posts containing slander/libel that have been reshared over 500 times or viewed over 5000 times may be subject to criminal prosecution. It is part of a recent government campaign to crack down on rumors and misinformation on the internet.]

网易北京市网友 ip:118.194.*.*:

They brought their own tools, amused themselves, unintentionally live broadcasted it, live shared it, so what they did was render a great service!

网易陕西省手机网友 [何事惊慌2012]:

The working class have ascended onto the stage of history.

网易北京市网友 网易北京市网友 ip:118.194.*.*: (responding to above)


网易广西南宁市手机网友 [网易广西南宁市手机网友]:

How come I never run into this kind of good thing? The students must’ve been captivated watching it. Then the student’s must’ve collectively and rhythmically chanted: “Jia you, jia you, jia you, jia you…“. Then in the end when this pair of lovers complete the last movement [climax], the cafeteria explodes with long-lasting applause.

网易陕西省西安市手机网友 ip:221.11.*.*: (responding to above)

Very rich imagination.

网易江苏省南通市网友 [贾处钕]:

Where is this school? I’ve decided to go there for graduate school, and eat at the cafeteria every day.

专业举报员 [网易重庆市网友]:

She’s hungry, is she not allowed to eat a sausage? A cafeteria is for eating things after all~~

网易广东省佛山市手机网友 ip:112.96.*.*:

Jiangnan University truly fucking provides [for its students]! There’s even entertainment programming during meals!

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Fauna is a mysterious young Shanghainese girl who lives in the only place a Shanghainese person would ever want to live: Shanghai. In mid-2008, she started chinaSMACK to combine her hobby of browsing Chinese internet forums with her goal of improving her English. Through her tireless translation of popular Chinese internet news and phenomenon, her English has apparently gotten dramatically better. At least, reading and writing-wise. Unfortunately, she's still not confident enough to have written this bio, about herself, by herself.

  • Repatriated

    “a male and female pair at Jiangnan University in the second floor storeroom performed a live sex act,”

    As opposed to…a dead sex act??

    • Alexander

      Because their cameras don’t just record, but broadcast what is going happening on the tvs in the cafeteria. So students got to see what was happening while it was still happening on the tvs in the cafeteria.

      • Repatriated

        It was work related. Apparently, she was just trying to extract the “special seasoning” for the stir fry. Ha.

  • Alexander

    Oh yeah, look at those bags of rice, man this makes me so horny, come on baby lets do it!

    • YourSupremeCommander


    • Do you hail from Macedonia, per chance?

      • Alexander

        Umm…. no…… out of all the countries in the world, why on Earth did you ask me that one?

        • My mistake. Just thought that was where Alexander the great himself hailed from.

          • Alexander

            common name throughout Europe…… just like the name Jose’ is common throughout Central and South America…. Alexander the Great was from Macedon, but there are many famous Alexanders, such as Czar Alexander II or St. Alexander of Jerusalem…..

          • Indeed it is sir, and a good one at that. Russia, Scotland, many countries have it. Don’t much like the abbreviation of sandy, but Sasha is a good russian variant. Thanks for the reply!

          • SimpsonsGoldenAge

            lol wut, there’s millions of Alexanders everywhere!

  • linette lee

    hahahhaha…..yuk….lol Go get a room.
    That must be so crazy and entertaining for the students and the security guards. I bet no one run in to stop them because they want to watch. lol.

    • C

      Maybe they cant afford one….plus they were getting paid right? I mean they were on the clock.
      Why stop them they were having the time of their lives, very horny and interestng this thing in usa is on the top 100 places to have sex…. They just completed one of them.
      Next is in the forbidden temple, lol
      101 places to have sex in China new topic Chinasmack.

      • linette lee

        to have sex during work and get paid by the company must be heaven for most people. lol

        • Claudius

          Linette, if that is the definition of heaven for you. I suggest you go into the porn industry.

          • MrT

            she does it every where…

          • linette lee

            hahah..I am gonna kill you. ;)

          • MrT

            I hear* that a lot.

          • Germandude

            Even it’s early in the morning, but that was the best I read so far today. lmao

          • linette lee

            okay, I will join the industry if all you men join also. We can make a movie.

        • David

          Agreed. Although I could do without the camera broadcast.

      • mattman_183

        Somewhat Witty but Kind of Lame Response Survey:

        In response to C’s comment above, what somewhat witty but kind of lame response would you choose below?

        On the clock? More like on the:
        A: cock
        B: cook

  • MrT

    Just like using a tooth pick for the girl. Also i think just a 1 minute show.

    • loki

      surprised there was enough time to pull out a camera and grab a picture…

  • Stu

    “The working class have ascended onto the stage of history.”

    That’s got to be one of the funniest Chinese internet comments I’ve seen on here. Genius. Ding that guy or girl to their own soon-to-be-banned comedy show, please.

  • YourSupremeCommander

    A dick got sucked… and this is news of the day?

    • biggj

      If that is the case, I would have been on the news 3 times today. lol

      • twelve ways

        Did you swallow?

        • biggj


          • Cauffiel

            Well, that is just a bubbly, foamy mess.

            When you first spoke after that, did your voice shoot out in two or three different streams?

          • Kai

            LoL, way to roll with the punches.

        • YourSupremeCommander

          damn, good one right there!

        • Biao Ma

          Go and ask her

      • Where is your chinese wife from?

      • Nessquick Choco

        u lucky bastard :D

  • YourSupremeCommander

    LOL, so that’s how they make sticky rice!

    • C

      A++++ for your comment… You are thinking just like an american dirty jokes and humor…

    • Alexander

      Oh yeah baby, smoother me in duck sauce (aka dick sauce) and spank my moon cake…..

    • Germandude

      Yeah, the name sounds suspicious and the food looks like the name suggests. Personally, I thought it meant “chewed and spit out rice”, but your idea sounds feasible too.

      • Nessquick Choco

        Or, as well as “mein braatwurst in dein sauerkraut ” :-)

        • Germandude

          Guláš – girl’s ass ;-)

          • Nessquick Choco

            hehee :-))

    • boo

      i’d been wondering how a pubic hair went into my rice bought from the school canteen till…

  • Monkeekong

    that’s how they get the “special sauce”

    • YourSupremeCommander

      to make “cum pow chicken”.

      • linette lee

        eeeelllll…. you are so disgusting. lol.

      • C

        Hahaaha, wow…. So dirty….hahahah,

        • linette lee

          and I was thinking to eat shrimp with walnuts in mayonnaise sauce for lunch.

          • Marcus Muller

            What are those ball things..? Never seen those in walnut shrimp..

          • YourSupremeCommander

            cow balls?

          • Nessquick Choco

            dunno, wanna puke :(

          • Guy Fawkes

            Honey dew

          • Monkeekong

            that’s not mayonnaise

          • carmouflagger

            Thats pre-cum

      • Monkeekong

        it’s also good in the “soup of sum yung guy”

        • linette lee

          you guys are so gross…haha… I was about to eat chinese for lunch today I change my mind. lol.

          • Germandude

            Did you go french then?

          • Cauffiel

            The girl in the photo seems to be getting her fill of Chinese that day. :-D

        • Cauffiel

          You stole my joke. Jerk.


      This should be on Chinasmack, dear boy, not inane stories such as this!

      • Claude

        Great article! I saw a National Geographic Channel documentary on a mitochondrial DNA study that’s been taking place for years. They had two Americans, one white the other 1st nations and they shared the same ancestry from mid Asia tribe. I could tell the white guy was having a bit of a epiphany. The Native was guy was like of course, silly. It’s all interconnected, man.

        Also, in theory the aboriginals of Australia would of originally been black of course coming out of Africa but with their migration, taken on brown Eurasian like features while traveling through Asia. Then back to black while settling in the harsh environment of Australia.

        • Thanks, you are malcolm! Anything to stir up the pot some, guffaw guffaw.

      • Monkeekong

        this is one of those “jesus was black” articles.
        ps. egyptians were also all black

        • Wrong. Egyptians were not, Arabs don’t look like africans, see? Anyway, up with this I will not put, not from an asian man with a white wife!!

          • Monkeekong

            no shit sherlock, ever heard of sarcasm? you seem pretty slow and dim-witted mate. i’d stop drinking so much if i were you.

          • Been a dim witted and slow dickhead all my life so it does not offend me. Drinking, no sire, only coffee today, and only BEER when I do drink, you change your avatar, I will ease up? Thought not. Or maybe I should post avatar of a goony white face with hot chinese girl but that would just piss you off to hell wouldn’t it, so I won’t////for now.

          • Monkeekong

            you mad? i think you are actually being serious. and it won’t piss me off i’m not a pathetic jealous little hater like you haha. it would really make your blood boil if you knew what my life was really like. I make about $2000 a day, own 6 houses, and 3 bmws.

          • I will post that photo then…sooner rather than later. I can see from your red face in your avatar and your heated reaction now, that it will really push your buttons, guffaw guffaw. Seeth tight now, dear boy.

          • Monkeekong

            also have i told you that i have a 9 inch dick?

          • mr.wiener

            Enough with the penis measuring you two idjits!

          • Monkeekong

            OK i’ll stop but that guy has some serious mental health issues i just wanted to get to the bottom of it

          • mr.wiener

            Hmmm…Guy has serious mental health issues, so I think I’ll needle him a bit with my fantastic lifestyle and tell him I have a 9 inch dickybird.
            …..interesting new approach to psychology, A Californian method by any chance?

          • Monkeekong

            it’s a new method

          • Perhaps, but with all your money, can it even buy that?

          • Useitorloseit

            Ya…you wish.

        • Useitorloseit

          Well, he certainly wasn’t white… AND, some of the early Egyptians (especially the ones responsible for many pyramids) were definitely black. Proven. Sorry, but the Arabs came later.

          • Monkeekong

            you wish

  • just let them have some fun. enjoy.

  • OMG

    She’s desperately hungry for more food…

    • MrT

      question is, did she swallow?

  • lonetrey / Dan

    I think it’s a little cute that a young couple was out taking risks; And it’s not like they poisoned the food by doing anything on top of or with the actual items stored in the area.

    Hope they don’t go too hard on them :P

  • 二奶头发

    Cafeteria Porn

  • Cauffiel

    I’ll have the Cream of Sum Yung Gai, please!

    Finally, a happy story on chinaSMACK!

    • mr.wiener

      Happy ending…

  • mr.wiener

    Hmm….I’l have the felatio plate and the no.69 special with a happy ending please.

    • Germandude

      So they have Italian-French restaurants in Taiwan, I see.

  • B*tches, Leave

    That’s the closest those students get to Sex Ed …

  • Scream_Writer

    Felate o’ Fu

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  • mr.wiener

    So…..Put the wrong IV on a patients arm[resulting in death] and “The hospital will self investigate and punish the parties responsible”
    A quick bit of rumpy pumpy in the back room results in ” the workers have already been suspended from work and under investigation.”

    Does this seem weird to anyone else?

    • B*tches, Leave

      it’s because global warming …

  • That constitutes sex?

    • mr.wiener

      Not if you are Bill Clinton.

      • touche!

      • I did not inhale! I did NOT have sex with that woman!! Yeah, yeah, bill, we all believe you buddy:)

  • Shadowblur

    ….I think I’ll apply for a ‘teaching’ position there! Lol.

  • The Enlightened One

    I dunno… I find it amusing how China is so taboo on sex, yet 1.4 billion people running around. If anything, they should be the most sexually open country in the world.

    • Monkeekong

      I think it’s more sexually open than western countries in certain ways. The United States at least. Not as much as Amsterdam where prostitution is legal.

      • wow

        this is a joke right?

        • Monkeekong

          no not a joke

          • jem

            then why do they block pornography?

          • Monkeekong

            so “them” blocking pornography nullifies everything I said. it was the single piece of evidence you needed to prove everything.

          • Claude

            They block pornography to maintain the nations innocence. You know, like li Tianyi. They don’t want to corrupt China young people.

            We can throw a baozi and hit a brothel in any city in China, It’s Sodom and Gomorrah. If I believed in that sorta nonsense.

          • Monkeekong

            yeah but there is plenty of porn in china. it’s everywhere if you put just a tiny bit of effort looking for it. not that i would know about that sort of nonsense.

          • Claude

            Pretty hard to keep porn out of mens hands. If there’s a will there’s a way. I was reading about early photography and it didn’t take long for someone to start taking pictures of naked woman.

  • Because she is making eggs and the egg timer’s broken?
    i’ll get my coat.

  • Yep, grab onto that hair tightly hehe…..

  • big brother

    love how they translated the comments too, you know those are better than the actual story

  • Kelly Rosenburg

    Nothing special…. when you need it doesnt matter where it is just do it… JUST DO IT…

  • simon

    talk about having your cover blown