One month ago a women from Shandong was found dead in her house. The postmortem examination found seven knife wounds total, five of which were on her neck. Her neck’s main artery was cut, and her neck was also sliced one third of the way around its circumference. The local police have ruled this a suicide, and so are not reporting it as a crime. The family feels that this result is suspect, and are applying for a reexamination of the case. Netizens sarcastically commented that under the charge of “Uncle Police” the entire world is at peace.