Foreign Men Boast About Sexual Conquests in China, Reactions

Asian woman with three white men.

The author of the following internet post on popular Chinese discussion forum Mop translated several English language posts and comments into Chinese for Chinese netizens to understand. I have presented the original English along with my English translation of the author’s Chinese language introduction and comments. However, you can review the author’s Chinese translations of the original English by placing your mouse over the English text just like you can see the original Chinese text of my English translations.

From Mop:

A look at the “sexually blessed” life of laowai men in China

Chinese girls having loose pants when meeting laowai men has long been old news, but just how crazy has it become? I recently browsed a discussion forum of foreigners in China, and the forum inside about dating and relationships has basically become a list of foreign men showing off their “conquests”, everyone one after another sharing their own most recent “love affairs”. At a glance, a foreign man of 18 years old to 81 years old, regardless of physique and regardless of appearance, sleeping with tens of Chinese women over 1-2 years of staying in China is basically the average. If effort is made, even sleeping with 1-2 hundred Chinese women is an easy affair (this is referring to women who aren’t prostitutes). Many [of these women] are students, white-collar workers, Chinese women with character and looks. What more, not a penny is needed, with many Chinese women instead paying money for laowai to sleep with them, even taking them out to show them off to others, as if it gives them “face”. From Shanghai’s well-known laowai discussion forum (Shanghai Expat), [I've] excerpted several posts/comments of laowai males showing off their conquests.

Re: Rules on Taking Girls Home by superkim ? Wed Sep 21, 2011 3:59 pm

Back in 2003 I had a German friend who often went to Buddha Bar on Maoming Lu. One night he went there and:
#1) He quickly met a local girl – took her home and fcuked her. Kicked her out. Went back to the bar.
#2) Met a second local girl – took her home and fcuked her. Kicked her out. Went back to the bar.
#3) Met a third local girl – took her home and fcuked her. Kicked her out. Went to sleep.
True story. And probably not that unusual either. I have told some local ‘friends’ this story. They never believe me. They all claim that local girls are traditional and ‘good’. Cracks me up.

by chingiskhan ? Wed Sep 21, 2011 6:23 pm

I have hundreds of stories. I could go all night, so to speak! Friend of mine was having lunch at Carls Junior in Raffles one day with wait for it, his wife and one year old kid. Next table are 3 hot young students, around 20 years old. Wife takes kid to bathroom. Girl says to my friend “you are such a great father, I wish you were my father” then they exchange numbers before the wife comes back.

(I won’t go on with the rest of the story but later in the discussion thread, this laowai XX’s two of the three female students.)

by expatguy1 ? Fri Sep 23, 2011 10:46 am

I have had a great deal of sucess with the Married birds here. Most of them are so discusted by their worthless Chinese husbands they are easy targets. All they want is good sex, someone who showers regurarly and can last more than 2 minutes in the sack. I was recently with a housewife 2 weeks ago and she complained that her husband always came home trashed, wanted to have sex and blew his wad in nano seconds. Most time though we would just come home and pass out drunk. I have had countless housewives like this. Picking up single Chinese women is very easy as well. I Funny, when I Eat at the Y, most of them are like, OMG, where has this been all my life…, that keeps them comming back for more, as their worthless BF and husbands wont head south of the border…

by chingiskhan ? Wed Sep 21, 2011 5:58 pm

A friend and myself once took two girls home we met at a club. After I was done with my girl, she asked where my friend was and I pointed to his bedroom. She then went in to his room and shagged him. His girl just went home. I was really pissed he got to do both and I only got one. Then there’s the girl who slept with me and two of my friends (I was the last of the three of us) and thought we didn’t know. She didn’t expect we’d talk. But of course, we did.

by jeffinflorida ? Tue Dec 16, 2008 4:34 pm

Here’s my dilemma: This is a true story but some names have been changed to protect the innocent…
About 5 days ago I was walking back to my home from the nearby village market where I brought a bag of oranges. Whilst this is not uncommon, a very attractive girl came up to say hello and asked me if I ever go dancing at a local club. I live in an area with 3 major universities and there are 30k+ students around so the village is always flooded with girls at all times of the day. It was about 1pm this day. She asked me where I was from and if I was a teacher at the school I was heading to and I said yes. I asked her where she was going and she said the internet cafe that we walked by. I said by and kept walking. I have had these random encounters many times, I’m sure we all do.”>
Fast forward. Friday night. My steady girlfriend of 8 months is i n her room, didn’t want to come over. I am HAPPILY playing Xbox in my room, laying on the couch. There’s a knock on the door. I put some pants on ( like to play Xbox in my Fruit of the Looms – and guess who is there! This attractive 22 year old girl. At my door.So I invite her in. She asks me if I want to go dancing. I say no, not tonight, I am playing Xbox. So she sits on my couch and we chat. Her English is ok. She’s a 3rd year student at my school, but not in my program. After about 1/2 hour I figure What The Hell, lets put some moves on her. Ok no kiss, bad sign… Hands up her shirt Good sign I ask her if its ok, she says yes. So the hands start to wander… Um the rack is nice and not fake…
One hour later we are in my bed! Oh baby baby…

Come 11 I kind of want her to leave so I can go back to Xbox… I was playing Call Of Duty World At War… Love to kill Nazis…
She says ok I will sleep here tonight. I say ok… Well guess what I had for breakfast the next morning… So she leaves later on the day. I have NO CLUE what her name is and don’t have her phone number but I gave her mine. I spend the day with my girlfriend, who is totally on the rag with her attitude… And go back home. The next day… A knock at my door! Guess who’s back! She comes over, spends the night yet again… This has gone on almost every night since I met her. She comes over, watches tv, eats, showers, does me, and either leaves or spends the night. After 5 days, I still don’t know her name or WHAT SHE WANTS. I am sure she has an angle, don’t they all? Does she want money? A Visa? Clothes? New phone? Don’t know yet. I can tell you she is attractive, loves to be held and cuddled, and sleeps 14 hours a day – when she is not watching tv. What to do? I have 2 girlfriends already… Wasn’t really looking for a third. Maybe I need to post this on a new thread…

The below post is excerpted from a post with a lot of replies on well-known Beijing discussion forum (The Beijinger). From it, the attitude laowai have towards Chinese women can be seen.

Why are Chinese girls so easy to…*you know*

Posted Aug 25, 2009 12:39pm by rhinox

Why are Chinese girls so easy to bang?
‘Should pretty much sum it all up. Beijing is like a PARADISE for guys. And I’m not talking about brothels/massage parlors or anything where you pay money. It’s like girls throw themselves at you at clubs, schools, bars, classes, etc, just to experience something “different”, “exotic” and “exciting”.I’ve gotten quite big-headed since arriving in China. I got action back in the States, but NOTHING like China. My Chinese isn’t even that good. Can you imagine a Chinese guy in the U.S. trying to pick up chicks with broken English?I’m by no means complaining, just wondering =P

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My comments: Having read some posts, and to make a rough estimate, I’ve discovered that nowadays the young girls in big cities like Beijing, Shanghai, Guangzhou, if they’ve had some education, understand English, have relatively good looks and bodies, of those that have interacted with laowai men, 70% have slept with laowai (including many who are already married). Some laowai in Shanghai, Beijing, etc. as foreign teachers have slept with 80% of the girls who look decent in their classes (and what more, the majority are the girls paying for it). Those [foreigners] who are company executives don’t even need to be mentioned… Many Chinese women when looking for a Chinese boyfriend are picky, demanding house and car, but when it comes to finding a laowai they essentially become free sex toys, even believing that this is something that gives them a lot of “face”. Many laowai who come to China are actually broke and unable to make it in their own countries, many low-class construction workers (I know of a bald fatty who repaired roofs in America but after coming to China basically became a nightly groom [have sex every night]), and there’s one who is an American community college graduate who couldn’t find a job afterward that came to Shanghai to be a foreign teacher making several thousand RMB per month and the female students scramble to throw themselves at him, with there even being a female student willing to cohabitate with him and pay rent for him…

Comments from Mop:

honlaywm:

Do we also have this kind of treatment when we go abroad?

fangyz9:

My older sister once met a black devil before, saying it was to learn English. That black devil was always calling. When my mother found out, my mother angrily called her a dirty whore, cheap, lousy prostitute. The two of them had a big fight and only in the end did my sister give give in, otherwise her being fucked and made dirty would’ve happened sooner or later.

做记号用:

A special Chinese characteristic, the whole world knows this.

匿名人士360829:

Stupid cunt laowai being played by women and patting themselves on the back for it.

lzuwt:

Just both getting what they want from each other. The men of the free world all carry the air of freedom, which is very attractive to Chinese women who have lost their values. Are you counting on laowaimen exercising moral self-control? You must be joking…

BH草莓味的奶茶:

Why do you have to talk about Shanghai women? I have a lot of sisters who despise those laowai.

匿名用户1046006078:

The problems of China are not all about the government and party! It seems that the entire people, every single Chinese person, you, me, him, are major problems! Can you say its not?

红色de肚兜:

China has a lot of these kind of women, and they should be called whores, because they are even worse than paid prostitutes.

扎势不如扎背杆儿:

Foreigners having large JJ is an indisputable fact, okay? If you’re not able to satisfy women, don’t blame women for finding others. Of course, foreign-worship also plays a very big part.

小六丶我对象:

The harsh reality is simply: The girls I like belong to others and the girls I don’t like also fucking belong to others.

巨奶星人:

It only shows that Chinese girls are really considerate of the next generation, as mixed-raced children have very big advantages.

红豆碎碎冰:

Hehe, calm down, Chinese men going to Vietnam, Laos, Myanmar also have this treatment.

aaa589632:

Too evil! We too must sleep with foreign women!

看那只猫:

Laugh.
Even if it is real, so what???
They’re doing their own thing. Bystanders gossiping just make people wonder just what motives these people have, putting their nose even into other people’s private lives.

Maybe they [Chinese women] think it is fun/exciting to play with laowai, so of course they would think they profited/benefited, but the laowai also feels they profited/benefited. So the two don’t owe each other, and it’s a win-win. River crab!!!!!~~~~~

啊诺寺:

What laowai consider beautiful in their eyes, I truly beg to differ.

What do you think?

  • jiayi

    Cool story bro tell it again.

    • Silent Observer

      Notice How Chinese always tend to blame everything on black men? No matter what it is that involves negativity and foreigners…Like we are the ones doing all the sleeping around… “Ten Chinese women raped in Norway” Oh…It must be those filthy black devils!!!!(of the 0.1% that are there) Its funny man..truly funny.

      • Joe

        What the fuck are you talking about? There was only one comment that even mentioned black people, and that was only because the guy’s sister was interested in him. I see no blaming to be found. History has shown that is a white characteristic of blaming problems on blacks and Jews.

      • dim mak

        Nah most Chinese and Asians in general think every foreigner = white guy, for better or worse

      • SteveB

        Typical blackman massive chip on the shoulder playing the race card again. Just look at yourselves running riot in the UK rioting.

        • SuperHappyCow

          What does someone reacting to someone else saying “blacks aren’t good enough to date our women” have to do with rioting.

          Nothing, that’s what.

          “Typical blah blah blah” comments are so often retarded.

      • Orthodox

        In 2010 all the solved rape cases in Norway were done by Muslims. They might have been black, but also maybe Arab.

        • 404 name not found

          The guy above me is an idiot.

          • El

            YOU are the idiot you no-dicked faggot kike. He told the TRUTH. ALL rapes in Norway are by darkies.

      • Response

        In Oslo, the capital of norway, the majority of assault rapes are done by immigrants (muslims and africans). Proof: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u6k9P7L3tYk

        Considering these chinese woman probably was in Oslo and they probably don’t know that many native, it is most likely that they were raped by muslims or africans.

        • Fely Love

          These are lies ! Who put those things on youtube ? Disgusting guys and faggots like u. Blacks are not known for raping because they have what most women want. he he he

  • Cheshire cat

    I guess those girls are trying their luck. Who wouldn’t want to be the next Wendi Deng? Inherit a fortune just by joining him in bed. You never know right?

    • Canadian_Skies

      Retards, all of you.

      Some men talk about ANY conquest.
      Some men don’t.
      Country where foreigners = 0.00000001% of the population.

      Why worry about what people say?

  • Ezze

    Oh my goodness……

  • Meow-Mix

    It’s important to note that a currently running joking-style (called “trolling”), is very popular among American young adults. Many of them (and myself) take on the anonymous pseudonyms that are provided on the Internet. We essentially become fictitious characters we make up, pretending to be especially stupid, intelligent, or angry to provoke adverse reactions from others also on the Internet. Don’t believe 90% of comments you read on the Internet as actual feelings… most people are either trolls or too stupid to tell.

    • jon

      These are not trolls. These stories are true. If you were white you would realize that. However I was warned by my doctor tons of loawai like these come back home with Hep B, a common STD in China.

      • hooots

        oh shit really? Maybe I should wrap it up. that might be a tough sell…

        • http://blog.sina.com.cn/u/1914680181 Elijah

          Dude, I always wrap my meat….. ESPECIALLY in china.

          No kidding, all the girls that used to come home with me while I was in china, anyone of them could and probably did have some kind of disease.

          As for getting the girls it’s pretty straight-forward. You’re in china….. How many non-chinese girls are there? So who do you think you’re going to f*ck? Should you go celibate?

          Now look at the girls: They’re in china, how many non-chinese men are there? They have to actively seek foreign men out (there are some rare occasions where chance plays a big role). So who do you really think are the ones making the choices? The women who go for the 0.1% rarities or the men who go for the 99.9% regulars?

          Then you look at the sexual side of things and I hate to be so harsh, but most of the stories I’ve heard about chinese men in bed indicate that they are selfish and/or next to useless. I’ve heard of exactly 2 chinese guys who go down on a girl and only 1 of them was good at it. I’ve never heard ANY stories of a chinese guy lasting for more than 10 minutes.

          Personally, I blame the misogynistic culture and non-existent sex-ed.

          Anyways, this topic is old news that gets rehashed every now and then by xenophobic, bigoted idiots who in all likelihood don’t have a girlfriend/wife and never will when you consider their attitude and take into account the gender imbalance.

          Great examples:

          http://blog.sina.com.cn/s/blog_721fb3750100xrgd.html

          http://blog.sina.com.cn/s/blog_721fb3750100y4oe.html

          • eattot

            pig face come out again!
            with disgusting blog!
            so many pretty persons in this world and rich people, i do not know what the fuck makes you feel so good about being a white, the only thing you got to show off is just your race? even with a ugly dumb pig face!

          • hooots

            Heard. Long live the 69. I’m trying to introduce it. Sometimes I gotta break out the machete to navigate the jungle but I think I’m doing a service to the society, so it’s worth it.

            Finger lickin good.

          • hooots

            eattot,

            I miss you…

            Hug?

          • 麵條

            @Hoots, map and compass ole boy…..here take mine…
            @eattot, fuck me! You’re a passionflower, and I’m yo honeybee….

          • eattot

            hoots and noodles:
            fuck off !

          • http://blog.sina.com.cn/u/1914680181 Elijah

            Hey! It’s the dried-up unwanted nobody who’s too ugly to show her face and too ugly on the inside to change herself.

            Good to see that you still don’t know how to read and make up new things based on whatever you’re thinking.

            Shouldn’t you be out gold-digging and trying to buy face?

          • eattot

            i am not digger, i have two jobs, my family is not that poor as you thought, i do not have to be.

          • Meow-Mix

            See? Trolling at it’s finest. In fact, I applaud it. :D

            It’s a very hard layer to sift through if you’re not native to American English especially. Most native English speakers miss it, as even they haven’t been exposed to such a thing.

          • Hongui

            Eijah….

            when i travelled to shanghai, and i roll in richbaby and buy a bottle and so.. instead of your laowei open bar bullshit picking up hoe’s then come chat to me.. i put bitch on heat for more than 10mins, let say i leave rich baby by 1-2am and the bitch don’t leave my bed by 5am or she sleep over which is all good.. i am a oriental man

            chinese guy probably last 10mins i don’t ask other china man but my shit stay hard all night long bitch…..

          • Alan

            Great examples:

            http://blog.sina.com.cn/s/blog_721fb3750100xrgd.html

            http://blog.sina.com.cn/s/blog_721fb3750100y4oe.html

            Just looked at your blog links, and you come across as a self centred, narcissistic personality disorder type. I have met a few Canadians in China like that before, but as far as I know…they never blogged about it.

            Everything from the choice of music, to your uber defensiveness in your prose, suggests you have to be the centre of attention, and everyone else is wrong for daring to criticize you at any level.

            As a teacher in China or even Canada, you should be prepared for criticism…par for the course?

          • http://blog.sina.com.cn/u/1914680181 Elijah

            Thanks for visiting.

            I’d say everyone that blogs or twitters or uses facebook are egotists and narcissists…. Otherwise why write about yourself?

            As for the selected articles. Did you actually bother to read them AND check the links? They are a REaction to other people’s actions.

            And no, racism and insults are not criticism, nor are they par for the course.

            Cheers!

          • Alan

            I think you get the comments you do, for posting your face in a picture with a pretty asian gal.

            Not against you, just saying.

            I have read your blog, and as a white guy, it seems to heckle even me, god knows how it must piss off younger asian guys.

            Also arguing HK before 1997 was not China, is like saying Canada belongs to the UK. It was purely a business agreement that expired as agreed in 1997. It was always Chinese re: your mtr post.

            Regards
            Alan

      • wisty

        Rubbish. I lived in China for over a year. Yes, men get laid, if they go out every night and try hard. They get laid more than in the US, because they have the time to go clubbing every day, they aren’t afraid of their friends seeing them be total man-sluts, drinks are cheap in China (except in nightclubs), and it’s easier to chat with random strangers.

        If you go out every night of the week in the US, then strike up conversations with every table of women, you get laid a lot too.

        But most of the men I know had a *lot* of trouble getting Chinese girls into bed, despite spending a *lot* of time and effort.

        But obviously no-one posts “I went to a bar, spent hours chatting up girls, and gave some free English lessons to some woman but she went home when her husband called. So I went and bought a massage.” They post when they do get lucky, or exaggerate like hell.

    • Will i am

      Mr. Mix, You comment has some levity. It is apparent “Will I Am” and his/her moronic postings could fit your theory.

  • Curren$y

    Man I wish I got the treatment
    Then again I ain’t white :(
    중국어가 <\3

    • hooots

      Curren$y is a dope rapper.

      • Meow-Mix

        I believe you mean: roofie rapist.

  • m1823

    Let’s be honest here. Western men typically are more respectful to women than Chinese men, or at the very least are more charming than Chinese men. If the Chinese men are so jealous why don’t they look at themselves and see how they can improve things they can control? I mean sure, there is also a difference in size down there…

    • Alan

      If the Chinese men are so jealous why don’t they look at themselves and see how they can improve things they can control?

      @m1823

      Agreed. Most Chinese women want an ear, and emotional support, beyond sex.

      Most Chinese guys seem to be interested in ktv, mahjong, hunting down whores and basically ignoring their wives…all the while smoking like a chimney and being ill mannered…and they wonder why their own wives stray?

    • Alan

      If the Chinese men are so jealous why don’t they look at themselves and see how they can improve things they can control?

      @m1823

      Agreed. Most Chinese women want an ear, and emotional support, beyond sex.

      Most Chinese guys seem to be interested in ktv, mahjong, hunting down whores and basically ignoring their wives…all the while smoking like a chimney and being ill mannered…and they wonder why their own wives stray?

      • achick

        I don’t think Chinese guys are jealous. It just because this website degrades Chinese men and promote western men with Chinese women(its a dating business website).

        All the Chinese girls I’ve met in China prefer their own type and don’t like Caucasian Laowai at all. Its just western men love Asian women and always making those crap movies and commercial stuffs depicting how Asian women love them and Asian men are rubbish. In reality its not true.

    • Chris

      Exactly. Make yourself better. Self improvement should always be key. Why complain about things that are already happening? Be part of the solution, not the problem.

    • Nicole

      it also takes more time to figure out that a dude is a total douchebag when there’s a language gap. i can attest to this, much to my regret. i lived in europe for a while…

  • roger dodger

    Isn’t it a stereotype that most Asians have a small dick, well maybe not all of them, (just most) but these rumours aren’t new, Chinese girls do also have a stereotype for being easy lays, they do the same thing abroad except they’re actually marrying them.

    • CzarNicholas

      Penis sizes by country, make your own conclusions:
      http://www.targetmap.com/viewer.aspx?reportId=3073

    • SuperHappyCow

      Dunno. Asian women I’ve been with claimed that their exes were pretty thin and short.

      Being black, I dunno if the stereotype about blacks is true, either, but…

      I really don’t know, to be honest.

    • http://www.ethansenglishcafe.com Ethan

      There is very little truth to the rumour in fact, Saw a study on it once after getting in a discussion on stereotypes, Asian men are, on average, about a centimeter shorter, black men are about a centimeter longer on average with whites in the middle, in terms of sex a cm either way is essentially not noticable. It’s all bullshit based on how we view the race, Blacks are seen as wild, strong men, asians are studious and weak.

      • dr_barefoot

        go to a public chinese bath house and see for yourself, it’s actually not funny

    • lxh

      that’s correct, science has failed numerous times to find any statistical difference between asian penis sizes and other penis sizes. of course, there are lots of online websites made that propagate the small asian penis myth. one wonders why the website makers don’t have anything better to do.

  • Zebadee

    Great article with some good points very well made. I work with a guy who, even within the first 10 minutes of meeting him for the very first time, has married Chinese women asking him to go home/hotel with him.

    Chinese men have themselves to blame for creating this situation. As one post above clearly points out, if Chinese men were REAL men, then their wives/girlfriends wouldn’t go fishing for bigger fish! And, there’s always a bigger (foreign) fish out there who can and will satisfy the sexual needs and desires of neglected Chinese wives/girlfriends who number in the millions.

    This situation has nothing to do with money. Some foreigners are treated as fashion accessories, much more valuable than the LV bag, and let’s face it, with more experience, energy, and more than able to satisfy ‘needs.’

    • tina

      Congratulations! you’ve moved across the world to become a living, breathing dildo. I hope the ladies at least clean you up before they put you away!

      • Just John

        Always good to have goals =(^.^)=

  • Choonage

    I’m kind of surprised at the relatively low level of bitterness and anger against foreigners in these translated comments. I think it’s because Chinese men have come to expect white worship from Chinese women and are putting the blame on the women instead. It’s possible that they know if they were presented with the same opportunities they would do the same thing whereas white women would not do the same when they meet other foreigners of other races.

    • Irvin

      No, because we get as much action as they do, we just don’t spill it. Chinese women ain’t just easy for laowai, they’re easy period.

      When I was in college (in china) I had numerous girls coming on to me as well, but I had a gf then as was being loyal, was kicking myself after I broke up with her.

      luckily I’m making up for lost time (or pussies) now.

      • Choonage

        I assume you’re raised overseas.

        • Irvin

          yeah but I don’t think it really matters.

          • http://baihaifeng.blogspot.com Dr. Jones Jr.

            You don’t? Aside from the issues Elijah mentioned previously (ratio of male foreigners to Chinese females; benefits of supply and demand in the competition for a relatively limited product), comparative wealth or at least perception of wealth is probably the biggest reason for this “shooting fish in a barrel” feeling. That perception of wealth still quite definitely applies to overseas Chinese–with good reason.

            For that matter, I’m pretty sure that mainland Chinese guys who show off the right expensive toys, clothes, cars, etc. also get laid as often as they want.

            Whether a girl actively considers gold digging or not, wealth indicators for a potential mate do play a large role in sexual decisions. Especially in a country that has truly massive numbers of impoverished people and a vast, easily discernible wealth/power gap between classes. Who *wouldn’t* want to take a crap shoot on possibly joining–or at least benefiting from–the perceived elite groups?

      • Tengu

        IRV…you feeling relieved now that Fauna is back?

        • Irvin

          Yes, what would we talk about without her.

      • Gaz

        Actually it’s more likely that they didn’t post the more nasty comments. I’ve been noticing a trend on Chinasmack, trying to put Chinese in a slightly more positive light. Go and read the actual source forums, the bitterness is alive and well, I assure you.

        • Tengu

          I feel better now as an American I feel something is wrong when 3/4 of the earth’s population doesn’t hate us!

          We’re always up to something that’ll piss them off.

    • Wallimo

      You know the Chinese guys that have money or whatever are screwing so many women, it’s disgusting!! Their specialty is Chinese teachers fucking there underage students that’s truely disgusting!! Abcs in china are worse. I have heard stories about foreigners getting around with women but I’ve heard plenty more stories about the Chinese teachers and abcs in the English schools fuckin there 15 year old students and that’s just wrong!!

    • Silent Observer

      Actually they direct their anger towards black men in general…It’s ok for white guys to do it but not blacks cause we are supposed to be lower on the totem pole …

  • Cleo

    Any nobody from a First World country is going to look like Prince Charming in a Third World country – the humiliation is not on the part of the impoverished local girl but on the Loozer who puts on airs in front of someone whose annual salary is less than your expat lunch.

    LOOZER.

    There’s no reason to be unkind to dazzled local girls. They don’t deserve it. I would be happy to recommend that young Overseas Chinese be openminded about considering a Mainland girl for a potential wife. They’re college educated, cultured, authentic and CHINESE. What’s not to love?

    And if her parents are nice and she is an only child, they will make great grandparents!

    • Overhook

      This article isn’t about economically-disadvantage women looking for a sugar daddy. It’s not about finding a husband either.

      As the article pointed out, the Chinese women who are interested in foreigners don’t want money from them, they want a new experience, sexual and/or cultural.

    • alamchop

      Not too many oversee chinese men look for mainland girls though. Pretty odd as If they did and they are western/1st world, they just hit JACKPOT. (hehe, maybe i should do that )

  • Overhook

    It’s just a numbers game.

    There’s about 1 laowai for every 1000 chinese women. Even if only 1% of chinese women throw themself at foreigners, there is still a shortage of laowai for these libertine women. That explains all the stories.

    The vast majority of chinese girls are definitely traditional.

    The easiest place to get laid for a white guy is the Philippines, by far.

  • John Wayne

    I don’t see the humor in this at all. Any guy that prides himself in doing this to ladies is not a man at all.

    • Young Man

      Disingenous nonsense.
      That’s the kind of crap that ‘nice guys’ tell girls in an effor to screw them.

      • GJ

        Or maybe they actually want to stay “clean” until they fine the right one.

        Oh yeah, there’s girls by the dozens in China that will go for a laowai in a heartbeat, especially if they make a decent amount of cash yearly.

        There’s a few of us (like me) that actually want to find the “right” fit. China is about the same as US in terms of social intelligence. There are more idiots than there are truly intelligent ones. I choose to wait, even if I sit in the middle of a club in Beijing on a Friday night.

        (Maybe I should make a fake marriage ring. :-P )

  • Dan

    My wife’s uncle who was in the taiwanese navy briefly in the 1970s said that when their ship docked in Bosnia-Herzegovina, all the attractive local women in the local bars were throwing themselves on him and his friends, asking them to take them with them back to taiwan- the local men were pissed off and wanted to start a fight. These are white european women.

    I live in the US, and the stereotype even now is that A LOT asian girls love to be with white men. The ones from better families usually end up marring jewish men(hard working and with family values). the old fashioned ones who likes family values and culture(like my wife) will marry another chinese(me). and the ones who are looking for a good time with white guys, not waiting to settle down- well those usually end up old and without a husband.

    Also, the stereotype might be that mixed kids look pretty, but if you have ever seen a person from central asia(Kazakhstan, Uzbekistan, Uighur), many of them look like the “mixed” asian-white kids here in america. As far as I know they aren’t particularly better looking than anyone else.

    Build up your society, make it attractive, and you will be desired. Otherwise your women will be taken advantage of and will be dirty and old before they settle down with you. Stay away from drugs/alcohol, and stick to your family values.

    • alamchop

      Well for your 1st paragraph about the bosnian women, those are eastern european women, whole different story than western women. (its not a good idea confusing “white” with “Western” as not all “whites”are western, just like not all asians are sinospheric, etc.) Because of that idea, chinese girls dont flock for eastern european men.

      Generally chinese girls flock towards western white men as they are assumed to have a good western income (mainland exclusive.,) TREAT WOMEN BETTER, and are not pansy like their chinese counterpart. (For western blacks, since a good deal have “bad” reputations, they are not too common for chinese girls.)

      Generally, men with western values rather than race are more desirable for chinese women, hence one won’t be surprised when a chinese girls throw themselves at a chinese westerner instead of a mainlander and a white westerner.

      The idea of “mixed kids”is generally flawed as a lot of people around the world think they are attractive whether they be black, white, yellow or all of them

      nevertheless, i agree with your last paragraph. no matter how much chinese guys complain, they simply wont change their bad behavior.

      • TAKE5

        “(For western blacks, since a good deal have “bad” reputations, they are not too common for chinese girls.)

        Lets me get this right…just finished reading post after post of horrible shit western white men are doing to Chinese women and girls, but Western Black men that have “bad” reputations?…hahahah

        Sorry my man I just returned from Beijing/ Shanghai and saw one Westerner Black Man ( he did not seem to have any problem with Chinese girls as he was with one) the reason they are not common to Chinese women/girls is because Westerner Blacks are not common in China period.

        • Silent Observer

          Spot on my man! Some guys are trying to corner us out the market.

        • alamchop

          ‘the reason they are not common to Chinese women/girls is because Westerner Blacks are not common in China period.’

          ??? Its not about proportions. Ask a chinese girl who is mostly likely to be a good follower of western customs (hence desirable): black westerner or white westerner? A White westerner, on average. Black westerners on average are not as prospering as white ones. Ask a random chinese person there views on blacks and at best it will based of negativity running off black american reputations. (most western blacks are american.) in other words, ignoring proportions, if a chinese lady had to choose between a 1 black and 1 white guy, the white guy it is. If she finds the black person to be prospering, then she may choose him instead

          • TAKE5

            I know chinese that dated and married western Blacks in spite of what they may have said during a highly scientific interview by a random white or chinese guy in a night club.

            Blacks and White couples are common place in usa because Blacks and Whites are around each other more than they were in the 50 and 60′s. As more Blacks travel to China, Chinese and Black couples will become more common place.

            An irony for the China girl that is stuck on her limiting, ignorant racial / social viewpoint.. The average American Black that Travels to China is in better finical condition than the average white guy. Lets face it, only a reasonably progressive Black would visit China in the first place vs some fresh out of college kid that is calling himself an english teacher or a 39 year old that has decided to bum around the globe in China.

    • myriam

      hmmm, I guess your uncle has lied to you.

      First, in the 70 Bosnia just existed as part of former Yugoslavia.

      Second, Bosnia/Herzegovina does NOT have a port of any kind, except an airport.

      Third, people from the balkans are very nationalistic people and the vast majority is religious. That an attractive local girl hook up in a bar with an asian men, is very unlikely.

      Fourth, the chances for your uncle to get a beating or get shot in the Balkans are much higher then to meet a local girl willing to go out with him.

      • mr. weiner

        You’ve just been charged by a hippo.

        • SuperHappyCow

          Rofl.

          What?!

        • Tengu

          Wonderful, she’s back.

          How many “Sarajevo Roses” have you seen myriam?

    • Silent Observer

      yep you could not have said it better

  • Kyle

    John Wayne,

    I agree. It’s the same thing with American men taking advantage of the Russian mail order brides a few years back.

  • 老外

    I wonder if I’m the only one who hasn’t gone to China looking for pussy? I’ve spent a lot of time over there, but the only thing I’ve gotten from a prostitute was a quick back rub and I made her leave. I thought she was from the hotel massage service, and my back hurt a lot. Big mistake!

    In fact, I’ve met a lot of girls in China, but I’ve only slept with two. The first one took me 7 months to sleep with (her idea, not mine), and the 2nd one 5 months (okay, this one was my fault). I loved them both before I touched them, and both of them had more money than me, so it wasn’t about money. I guess I’m semi-old fashioned, as the idea of sex without love seems disgusting to me.

    I’ve never been approached by random Chinese women for sex, but I have by white women in America and I’d prefer to avoid them. The Chinese girls I met liked talking on QQ and/or practicing their English. If they wanted sex, I was completely oblivious to the fact. Either way, it’s not something I actively seek out.

    Love > Fucking around.

    • Boris

      I liked your post. Neither have I ever been approached by any random Chinese woman for sex. I hate it when people write stuff like, ‘All Chinese people… All Chinese girls…’, but, at the risk of hypocracy, I’ll state ‘most’ Chinese women are constantly focusing on the future regarding relationships. Girls I’ve dated ease the topic of marriage into conversation very early on. Security is the goal, and sex is a small part of the package. On the one hand it frightens me. On the other hand, I find the fact that they’re relatively sexually inhibited compared to girls in the West quite attractive. It gives me a sense of security. I live in a small city, so maybe the situation is very different to Beijing or Shanghai. There’s a lot of hatred on this forum towards Chinese men. I really don’t understand it.

    • Irvin

      I tried holding myself back…….but never manage to go pass 1 month before sleeping with them. It wasn’t my idea to have sex either.

      It was late and we decide to spend the night at a hotel, she then come out the bath room with only a t-shirt. I was afraid I might insult her or hurt her self-esteem if I didn’t took her.

    • hooots

      I feel sorry for you man. So, when you watch porn and jerk off you love those women? Sex/love is an excuse for people who can’t have Sex/fun. It’s science.

      “What’s love got to do with it?”

    • Joe

      A white male with traditional values? Dear God, I never thought I’d see the day.

  • Steve

    This is because China lost it’s culture and identity a long time ago.The only thing people in China ever care about is money and perceived status. Too many crappy propaganda films that don’t contribute to the social fabric and identity. Compare movies made in China and Hong Kong, there’s no comparison Hong Kong films are better even though there budget is a fraction. If you look at South Korea or Japan they’ve created a unique culture and exported it to the rest of the world that is absorbed by men and women who are eager to watch. Don’t think this doesn’t haven’t anything to do with why girls are dissing Asian men and there’s a reason why white woman prefer Korean or Japanese men over Chinese men. They’ve done a better job of showing they are real men in the movies to the music they produced.

    No culture, no soul, no respect.

    • Irvin

      Dude, money and perceived status IS china’s traditional culture and identity.

  • Anon

    I don’t normally support this kind of behavior and the bragging about it… but on the other hand, so many Chinese men are such pigs about Chinese women seeing foreigners under any circumstances that anything that further rubs salt in their wounds makes me happy.

  • Brett Hunan

    I think it is just that EVERYONE loses their inhibitions in China.

    I have seen people from every walk of life go home with some random person in China. Asian girls and western guys, western girls and Asian guys, middle eastern girls with multiple guys– white, black, red, yellow… everyone gets their share in China!

    Enjoy it and don’t worry about anyone or anything (except the hiv and other STD’s)

    • CND Icehole

      You’ve seen red people here? I thought we wiped those ugly mother fuckers out years ago…

    • Tengu

      I don’t think Brett was directly referring to Von Luschan’s Chromatic Scale, I believe it was more of a all inclusive rainbow of colors which makes up humanity, which you seem to lack.

      I didn’t think Canadians actually DID anything…other than play hockey and club seals to death.

      There’s 1,800 fewer crewmen on the USS JFK alone than in your entire Navy.

      • Chef Rocco

        @Tengu, you sound like the captain of an US aircraft carrier, I heard that the below was a true story:

        This is an actual radio conversation between a United States Navy aircraft carrier (U.S.S. Abraham Lincoln) and Canadian authorities off the coast off Newfoundland in October 1995. (The radio conversation was released by the Chief of Naval Operations on 10/10/95 as authorized by the Freedom of Information Act.)

        CANADIANS:
        Please divert your course 15 degrees to the South to avoid a collision.

        AMERICANS:
        Recommend you divert your course 15 degrees to the North to avoid a collision.

        CANADIANS:
        Negative. You will have to divert your course 15 degrees to the South to avoid a collision.

        AMERICANS:
        This is the Captain of a US Navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR course.

        CANADIANS:
        No, I say again, you divert YOUR course.

        AMERICANS:
        This is the aircraft carrier USS Lincoln. The second largest ship in the United States Atlantic fleet. We are accompanied by three destroyers, three cruisers, and numerous support vessels. I demand that you change your course15 degrees north…
        I say again…That’s one-five degrees north…. or counter-measures will be undertaken to ensure the safety of this ship!

        CANADIANS:
        We are a lighthouse. Your call

        • Tengu

          Love it…I’m buying a round of your famous soup for everyone!

        • SuperHappyCow

          Definitely not a true story.

          • Just John

            Who cares? Need me to loan you my funny bone?

  • B-real

    Must be a white man thing because they don’t throw themselves and they don’t except advances from the dark fellas. Once acquainted you have to be kept a secret.

    • hooots

      Yeah I find Chinese people to be some of the most racist people in the world. One of my clients told me “I hate black people (and of course they all hate the Japanese).”

      I said, “WTF? Why?” She said that one time she was eating dinner next to a darker fellow and she felt uncomfortable. I told her that was a ridiculous thing to think and say and that that kind of mindset holds you back from the world.

      Black people are hot.

      • Anon

        Most Chinese are too ignorant and unworldly to have half a clue about racism. That’s why they think there isn’t any in China.

        • Irvin

          Everyone is racial, it’s just the degree of how racial they are and how well they hide it.

          But I do agree, chinese take discrimination to a whole new level. We even discriminate among ourselves. The south against north and vice versa.

          My family (from south) always complain about how bad the northern people are, so as a skeptic who questions everything I went and look for a northern gf to see just how bad it is.

          What I found out is that I much prefer northern girls to south, maybe I’m just lucky the ones I been with all surpasses my expectations.

          But the point is: don’t just take people’s word for anything, find out for yourself.

          • Comrade Kai

            I agree with you.
            I am Chinese and I am living with a Canadian girl for 2 years.
            I think most of the people here are trashing their Chinese sisters because they are not getting any action at home or outside of China. Can’t we just be happy that two people wants to have a good time and they can? This would what we in the west called personal freedom. Liberty means you can do anything that you want in the pursuit of happiness without stopping other people’s path to happiness. So how does white guy sleeping with a Chinese girl stops you from having a good time? Did white buddy cut their JJ off? How does anyone having a good time really warrant to be hated or called whores? With such close mindedness no wonder no one want to sleep with them. Instead of seeing people as outsiders fucking their whores.. maybe they should see people who like to try something new. Even if chinese women are not sleeping with Gwai lows doesn’t mean they are your god given right to have. Nothing is ever granted to close minded men. I always had white girls and i am sure if our comrades in china gets the chance to go West they would love to give that a taste. But their attitude is truly racist, it’s way beyond stereotyping, hence they probably won’t get laid. Foreign worship? what kind of stupid shit is that? Maybe Chinese chicks are looking else where because local products are no good, doesn’t mean they worship outside sources. I mean if you have the choice of buying trains for the people would you buy it from China or from Germany? Even the people’s party made the right choice on the shanghai trains. If you don’t have the supply to meet the demand, the demand goes to another supplier.. Besides how many races were there in China before unification 5000 years ago?
            All these big mouth loud proud Hon comrades have not a drop of Mongolian or Manchurian blood in them.. they are sooo pure.
            We hons are just a race made up of many generations of mixing. Concept of racism in China is so bloody retarded. Just cause you guys can’t get laid, no need to hate. I mean go to Eastern Europe and resist the hot white girls there, be proud, be patriotic, be intolerant, be hateful, hence not getting any action.

          • Disgusted

            In reply to @Comrade Kai… excellent post !

  • SuperJun

    “Do we also have this kind of treatment when we go abroad?”

    :(

    • SuperHappyCow

      Don’t think so. I’ve seen a couple of asians with white girls here in LA, and some with black girls, too.

      Never heard of western women throwing themselves at asian dudes, which I don’t quite get.

      Maybe it’s the penis size thing. Western girls, in my experience, seem to be larger inside(though I’m not implying they’re sluts or anything), so I think they’re not attracted asian males because of that. D:

      Everyone’s missing out on awesome sex because of stereotypes. Idiots. : P

  • mmmm

    The guys in the photo look like brothers, o even a triplet. Am I right?

  • Jack

    White people make SEX a priority in life, which it is….NOT to most people on planet earth…Plus…the good thing about white guys is…if you f**ck a white girl..they will encourage you to fuck her and they are cool also about a chinese guy fu**cking a white guy or girl :)

    It happens both ways….its just that no one makes a big deal about it…except white people fucking chinese girls..hello..we are fucking your kinds bro :) and we know you are cool about it…:)

  • mimomimo

    . “Many laowai who come to China are actually broke and unable to make it in their own countries, many low-class construction workers” – where does this myth come from? To get a work visa here you need to have a degree.

    Dan – Dan wtf?
    ” and the ones who are looking for a good time with white guys, not waiting to settle down- well those usually end up old and without a husband.”
    So? Being married isn’t everyone’s life goal. Neither is having kids.

    “Also, the stereotype might be that mixed kids look pretty, but if you have ever seen a person from central asia(Kazakhstan, Uzbekistan, Uighur), many of them look like the “mixed” asian-white kids here in america. As far as I know they aren’t particularly better looking than anyone else.”

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/wales/8618606.stm – my old lecturer at uni did a study. Mixed raced ppl are in general perceived as attractive. I could try explaining the science behind it, but I’m sure your narrow minded brain would collapse when trying to understand. My bf is mixed Chinese/ English and frigging hot. But anyway, who cares? Having babies isn’t about producing hot kids, it’s about being with someone you love. It’s not about carrying your duty for your race either.

    “Build up your society, make it attractive, and you will be desired. Otherwise your women will be taken advantage of and will be dirty and old before they settle down with you. Stay away from drugs/alcohol, and stick to your family values.”

    Yeah, you sound like a real fun guy….jeez…shall I fetch you your slippers and a pipe?

    • Dave in Macau

      Bwahaha, having a degree does NOT prevent you from being broke in your own country or make you successful. Just look at all the English teachers in China who would be unemployable in their own countries.

    • Joe

      >well those usually end up old and without a husband
      That was a purely factual statement, yet you are inferring things he never implied. Getting married is obviously a life goal for you based on your response.

      >Tells the truth
      Get butthurt. I feel bad for your boyfriend.

  • DRAGNX

    Now I want to go to China.

  • Chad

    Why do Chinese women love white men? Because white men have the largest weiners in the entire planet. I’ve seen many Chinese Wangs in my life time and they’re TINY. Not even black men can match our phallic prowess. Every kind of women just wants to touch our huge dongs. Especially Chinese women. It’s not because we’re assumed to have a lot of money. It’s not because those women are just taking advantage of us and think we’re walking ATMs or LV bag/green card dispensing machines. It’s because of our gigantic dongs.

    Oh and we treat women RIGHT. We’re so respectful and just plain awesome. That’s why we spend our time writing on internet forums about our “conquests” under pseudonyms, because we’re manly gentlemen and scholars.

    Am I doing it right?

    • hooots

      I don’t know why you’ve “seen many Chinese Wangs in [your] life time,” but I agree.

      They love the big white dick. Why walk away from a win win?

      It’s science.

      • 麵條

        Mine’s pink, and purple when he’s gets angry…
        Anyways…….
        Walking down the main street of a certain south-west capital I came across an insane bloke standing in the middle of the street near a major intersection taking a piss, pants round his ankles style, with a neurotic type of grin that gave me the impression he was none to stable and that it may be in my best interests to pick up a brick from nearby stack, just in case. He didn’t seem to mind the thousands of people that eyeballed him, eyes wide open and jaws dropped, some salivating, mostly females, but i did spy the odd male wiping his lip. Perhaps they reacted in such ways because this certain short little skinny Chinese had a cock John Holmes would be envious of…a fair dinkum baby’s arm holding an apple

        • hooots

          I know English isn’t your first langrage but are you tying to say that you saw a crazy Chinese guy that had a large Johnson?

          • 麵條

            Johnson? vacht isht dat?

          • hooots

            it’s a dick, dick.

          • 麵條

            Then you won’t mind if I grab your hair, pull your head back, and shove it so far down your throat it’ll be poking it’s angry head out your arse and spitting on your white socks.

          • Hooots

            I don’t wear socks, cum dumpster.

          • Tengu

            C’mon Hooots, you’re from Arkansas originally….English isn’t YOU first language either,

            Sorry brother you left yourself wide open, like shooting fish in a barrel….or noodlin’ for catfish!!!!!!!!!!

          • hooots

            Hey, nooodlin is the sport of gentlemen. One of life’s finer pleasures.

          • 麵條

            Hehe, glad to see you get off on such…..trivial pleasures. The kind of bloke who’d be happy sitting back on the couch, watching big brother, cursing the contestants but wishing he could fuck one, whilst at the same time rubbing the balls of his chihuahua and enving the size of its malehood.
            Hoots, I could think of a number of places to to you to go to. But I kinda like you right here, where I can pass out a casual go fuck your mother cause you know she’s the best you’ve ever had, type of comment.
            Now run along home, ya mum’s tits are leaking.
            Fuck I love this site, no Chinesepod language nazis to cancel comments from drunken bloggers, yeeeeha.

          • Tengu

            Where the fuck is there a show called “Big Brother”…oh wait, that will be in China with a few months when “Entertainment TV is limited to 90 minutes per week.

          • Tengu

            Noodlin’, the sport of kings!!!!!!!!!!

        • bojangles

          He’s speaking Australian. Move along.

    • Tadd

      This post wins the internet.
      LOL that seriously had me in stitches.

    • Ray

      Satire against trolls are much too hard to comprehend for your average joe, you might just get mistaken for a troll lol…lolol?

      • tina

        Perfect English, perfect. And they said English isn’t your native language? Someone needs to read a god damned book.
        Excellent job, sir.

        • Tengu

          We have an opening in our “clique” of mean kids, care to join…we could use a woman!

    • Eva

      “Because white men have the largest weiners in the entire planet.”

      I thought that Native American men won out. :\

  • http://www.qq.com/1325279774 Kedafu

    Song of the Article

    The Bad Touch
    -The Bloodhound Gang

    http://www.tudou.com/programs/view/IsBPUe3Shto/

    • Alan

      Great tune man!

      • http://www.qq.com/1325279774 Kedafu

        indeed it is comrade

        if you are living outside of China, am not!

        you can watch it at…..

        http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xat1GVnl8-k

        it is almost 12am

        SAY NO TO DRINKING+BLOGGING!

        Happy Halloween Motherfcuker(s)

        x2 五毛党!

  • http://chinashmina.com Augis

    Hmm… Judging from the translated comments of Chinese netizens, I should notice that after Chinabounder saga, they seem to be much more relaxed…

  • Snarl

    When you stop and think about what the picture at the beginning of the article is really saying, the other side of the story becomes clear. It’s a Gucci advertisement, targeted at women in China. Why do you suppose the marketers saw fit to have three white guys dressed in all white clothes hoist her up? Hmmm?
    As for the small proportion of guys who do brag about their exploits, they’re generally not the sharpest tools in the shed.

  • mrnightcat

    Saw these posts before on SHEX, TheBeijinger has an even bigger one, albeit full of rubbish posts too. Was only a matter of time before a Chinese person felt it was a good idea to translate them, haha.

    • mrnightcat

      Ah, looks like they got the Beijinger post too.

  • devopro

    A week with no updates and this is what is posted? Pathetic. Who wants to read local racist internet trash? Seriously, it took a week to post something new and this was the best? China must be more uninteresting than Delaware now.

    • Tengu

      Nowhere is less interesting than Delaware, well there is Bovina, Texas…maybe Fauna thought a bit of lightness was in order after the preceding weeks.

  • RichinBeijing

    Thank God for a new post and highly relevant too.

    Passed the 200 mark the other day.

    “Thank you” to all the Chinese guys in the world. We’ll happily continue our frequent quests south of the border whilst you wonder where the hell your wife was last night.

  • Mr B

    臭老外。
    Nah there are pigs in all nationalities. But I do get irritated listning in on waiguos whispering bullshit in naive chinese ears. Back home our girls would hardly pay attention to them, but here they think their superstars, running around in their flipflops haha.
    But it’s also the girls faults, some are just wai guo hunters.

    When I hear non mandarin speaking foreigners refer to a girl in third person even though shes right next to them, sharing details of what they want to do with her in english. I sometimes translate their words into Chinese for her to take part in the conversation.

    Haha pussy denied……(0.0)y

    • 麵條

      @屄先生,你就是个他妈的老鼠!
      “When I hear non mandarin speaking foreigners refer to a girl in third person even though shes right next to them, sharing details of what they want to do with her in english. I sometimes translate their words into Chinese for her to take part in the conversation”
      @老外,你太可爱喽!
      “In fact, I’ve met a lot of girls in China, but I’ve only slept with two. The first one took me 7 months to sleep with (her idea, not mine), and the 2nd one 5 months (okay, this one was my fault). I loved them both before I touched them, and both of them had more money than me, so it wasn’t about money. I guess I’m semi-old fashioned, as the idea of sex without love seems disgusting to me”

      • 老外

        /:<

        为什么啊 我爱我的女朋

        • 麵條

          @老外
          Good on ya mate, I’m happy for you. Are you maybe thinking I implied something different?
          I totally agree, sex without love is disgusting……in fact it’s downright filthy.

    • hooots

      And, Cock Block of the Year goes too….

      wait…

      drumroll please….

      Mr. B in a landslide.

      That might be why you have zero friends.

    • mr. weiner

      I think it’s poor form to be boasting about how many girls you’ve been with, but it’s always the way with guys from every nationality or culture when they are OS. The local fellas quickly get pissed off with the foreign interlopers when they are “overpaid, oversexed and over here”.
      The Taiwanese do the same thing when they are on the mainland and the Chinese do it in Africa. Suddenly a social nonentity becomes a life support system for a penis.
      I was however pleasantly suprised about how little rancor there was in the posts above.

    • Alan

      running around in their flipflops haha.

      Even in winter? I’d think even the poorest laowai could afford chinese made shoes…shake the head, dip it, and think again!

  • Stu

    Question: did the Chinese translator understand the ‘eat at the Y’ comment? It’s translated VERY literally (在Y吃饭), and ‘head south of the border’ isn’t translated at all. If my suspicions are correct, the translator is helping to prove the foreign guy’s point…

    • Anon

      Most of these amateur translations are awful. It’s worrying how much of the world is presented to Chinese people through shoddy/incomplete translations.

      • 麵條

        Well, if you really cared bigot fuckwit, you’d go and learn, and then translate to your fuckin heart desires…..How the fuck you know they’re amatuer translations in the first place……fucking 他么的五毛党狗日的杂种废物, 给我们滚吧! 滚到你妈妈家,他叫你吃饭, 听见了不?

        • http://candosino.wordpress.com terroir

          “Eat at home, cuz that’s how we roll“… the latter half of your cursing doesn’t translate so well, but top marks on the beginning of your combo.

          • 麵條

            I’d have thought you’d have understood quite well, the latter half of my cursing. Being the diligent student of Mandarin that you are, you should know well that its quite 地道.
            Here, I’ll translate, and thanks for the opportunity:
            Fucken 50 cents party dog fucking mongrel piece of rubbish, fuck off!
            Fuck off home to your mother, she’s calling you home for dinner. Can’t you hear her?
            That’s the best I could muster up. If you can improve on that I welcome you to contribute.

        • CzarNicholas

          @麵條 You made a typo and are a very weird guy, but here it goes:

          他么的五毛党狗日的杂种废物
          TMD 50 cent fucking dog rubbish (assuming 日 is the slang for fuck and 他么的 should be 他妈的)

          给我们滚吧!
          Roughly: Fuck off (with polite emphasis, but clearly condescending kind of meaning – “Give us the pleasure of you fucking off now.”)

          滚到你妈妈家,他叫你吃饭, 听见了不?
          Fuck off to your mom’s house, she is calling you for dinner, did you hear?

          However, the dinner thing is a WOW internet slang from China and pretty weak comparably to Western slams.

          • 麵條

            Cheers for the input, and yes definitely a typo.
            狗日的litterally means dog fucker, a Chinese contemporary for the US term motherfucker I would suggest. So I,m sticking with my translation.
            As you would know the Chinese are quite inventive when it comes to insults, I mean, I would hardly go walking the streets here and call someone a turtle egg. People would laugh and consider calling the authorities to have you committed.

  • hooots

    RIP coala banana

    These are not trolls. This is the truth in China. I have banged two chicks on the same night from the same club. Since breaking up with my gf (hot American), I have been with over 20 Chinese girls in the last 6 months and had sex with most of them multiple times. I am currently involved with 3 girls.

    However, it’s not exactly only because I’m white. I pulled the same amount of business in the states.

    I think Chinese promiscuity is exponentially multiplied because of the ease of abortion. One of my girls is actually on the way to get some morning after pills right now (they don’t like the whole condom thing). But, apparently you can take them 72 hours after the fact so she’s asking if we can bang a couple times before the clock runs out. I’m good.

    SO many Chinese women have had abortions and nobody is trying to stop them. Sex Lives!

    It’s science.

    • mrnightcat

      Keep following that logic and you’ll have a baby on your hands before long, or a Y3000 abortion at least.

      Morning after pills can be taken, by general guidelines, UP TO 72 hours after sex, and their effectiveness decreases the longer you postpone it – morning after pills do not start out 100% effective in the first place, hence why you shouldn’t use them in place of proper contraception, i.e. condoms or the pill.

      If you’ve already postponed the pill over 48 hours (within 72), congratulations! You have a 42% chance of pill failure.

      http://www.nhs.uk/conditions/emergency-contraceptive-pill/Pages/Introduction.aspx

      “It’s science”. No offence, but you’ve had sex that much and haven’t even read up proper contraceptive usage yet? Your science needs brushing up a bit.

      • Hooots

        I actually just had sex with her again. Party, party, party! Abort!

        • GJ

          One might swear you are Charlie Sheen living in China. XD

          • Tengu

            Winning………………..Hooots attsa my boy!

    • coala banana

      I can hear you Mr. Hooots !

      while i, based on my personal experience and sexual adventures, can confirm certain comments from the article, I very much disagree with most what i have read so far.

      Same like you i had also on several occasions multiple (2 or 3 girls) in one day, but that doesn’t matter, cause its not a result which can solely achieved with just chinese girls. It works everywhere. One must also differ between westerner and westerner and chinese girls vs chinese girls. I once compared the years i spend in china with the life of black guys in the US or Europe. I think many girls go for the “exotic” everywhere, and you chances increase dramatic lay when you are on top of that well built and good looking. From the foreigners i knew and know in china, I heard that most of them never get the chance to fuck something, and cause they always saw me with so many different good looking girls, they asked me how it comes that i can get so many of them. In the first 4 years i lived i china i couldn’t even speak a word chinese, and still i was able to fuck women and girls from all kind of sections of the society, from the waitress in the restaurant up to a female police officer or doctor. I remember that i fuxxed at least a half dozen waitresses from one of the restaurant i always went for lunch with my staff, several managers not included and at the end even the restaurant owner, a nice mature lady. I think that the most important language in the world is bodylanguage and to be open minded friendly and funny. I went countless times to job markets to find new staff for one of the companies i worked for and i always had the feeling that i was the attraction there, girls wanted to work in our company (like my HR told me (BTW, the HR being another beauty i had sex with), just cause of me, cause they liked me.

      I for one also experienced several times the usual and very blunt “can i make friends with you ?”, but hey ! if the girl is nice and want to exchange numbers why not. I had also the benefit that i had a couple of good chinese friends which loved to hang out with me, cause most of the time they too, cause of me, were able to hook up with one of my girlfriends friends. They always translated for me, since nearly all girls i met could not speak english at all. I also can confirm that none of all the girls i met and had sex with in china ever asked me for money or presents, even it as obvious that i was financially good standing. (I lived in a 3 story penthouse, just for me alone, invited girls and friends there all the time.) In fact the opposite is the truth, sometimes the girls insisted to pay for dinner, they paid taxies and i received presents for my birthday, cheaper ones from the girls with less income and better ones from the ones which earned good money. Damn, even i forget my own birthday sometimes, and i NEVER remembered someone else’s or bought any one of them a present.

      In the beginning i was a bit shocked when i found out that most chinese girls don’t shave their arm pits and puxxies, and it was funny when i took some of them to the bathroom and shaved their pussies while they were crying like little babies, either out of shame or cause they thought they would die without the bear between their legs.

      So from my point of view the answer is simple, women are women everywhere, and women are curious about the unknown, they want to gain experience and knowledge, even it could just be for a limited time, but at least before they get married with a local. I also can’t confirm that they brag about that they are with a foreigner, from my experience. most i had actually hided this fact, maybe cause i was mostly with the more conservative and traditional ones
      cause i found them more attractive. I can confirm that after you go down on them, that most come back for more, cause how i found out later, chinese men don’t do that, not even wet kissing from what i have heard from the women.

      Are chinese girls easier to get then girls from other countries ? I would say yes and no, cause from my point of view it depends on the men and if he can attract women in general. I am sure that some fat ass old and ugly foreigners can get a decent looking chinese, cause of obvious reasons, but somehow i doubt that most of the girls i was with would go out with such guys. I think they would rather prefer the rich dirty local chinese then a rich dirty foreigner. Penis size is another factor, but just if one know how to use the technical advantages of the bigger size.

      My conclusion would be that the only ones which are to blame are the local chinese males. The females just want to discover and enjoy at least moments of sexual freedoms and excitements, either before the burden of life hits them, during the carrying of the burden, or after they were able to get rid of the burden and sacrifices which chinese society senselessly load on their shoulders and in their brains. Its up to the men to fuxx this negative brain cells out of a women’s head, and if one is not capable to do that, then someone else is, even its just for a couple of minutes, hours or days or a life time. People fuxx and get fuxxed. Its science !

      • Will i am

        I’m sure you’re posts are well though out and well worded however I have never read one because they are so long.

        • coala banana

          well,to tell you the truth… i don’t write them with you in mind. I just write and don’t care if people find them amusing, too long, too short, good, bad,..or if people read them at all. My agenda is that there is no agenda. Others might look out to win a popularity contest or make virtual friends and care what others think about them. I think my attitude comes from the fact that i am tall and good looking, still young, financially independent, and on top of that i have a great and exciting sex life. What is left when you feel you reached the end of the road ? You, make yourself free from your experiences so you start over again. Thats what makes life exciting and beautiful in my opinion. Now when “will i am” is not good looking, not rich and has no mentionable success with women, then of course he waste his time complaining and downplaying what was unimportant and unintentional in the first place.

        • Just John

          Look on the bright side. He learned about paragraphs.

          • mr. weiner

            Paragraphs yes, but vintage coala banana fa’ a’ that: “I banged her and her sister and got sloppy seconds on her mum etc”.

          • Tengu

            Baby steps, baby steps…..

  • k

    I like the comment about how foreign men dont know what is considered attractive in china…..i see that a lot in korea too…white guys with the ugliest or average korean girls most of the time….but then again i dont think asian women in asia know whats considered an attractive white guy by white standards cause i see many of them with white guys that are below avg or avg at best and men i know would not get any special attention from white women….frankly they can hace each other cause no one else wants.them. I think an exception to this is white women with asian men, the wf tends to be pretty abd feminine and the am is more masculine and successful and educated…i think both have better standards than the latter in diff race spouses

    • eattot

      because asian men have to be rich or whatever to get white women…i knew a mixed couple, indian man with white attractive american woman, that man is very very rich.so, as one japanese reseacher or whatever said, women have no national boundaries.
      about white men’s taste, difficult to say, maybe those white men with ugly women just because they are poor, difficult to get a local beauty.and to be frank, in asian, beauty is always a big need, not so many truly pretty girls. on the other hand, some white ugly old men can have very pretty young girls, money talks everywhere.

      • 麵條

        Not another MASH officionado, why does everybody want to be Frank?
        Yeah, most you Chinese gurls haven’t got tits, don’t shave their armpits, and have what could be best described as an amazon jungle that one has to navigate through before reaching the coast.
        Having said that, you lot have got to be the easiest girls on the block.
        I’d rather a one legged ugly prostitute that knows what she is doing, than a bigotted pretentious half good looking wench like yourself.
        Sounds like your a jealous bitch eattot, I’ve gotto admire the passion though, that sort of potential stand well for other physical activities of the high tide kind.
        That said, however, I’d have to gag you first…….

        • eattot

          jealous ?
          what for?
          i am telling the truth then you got mad.
          because i said the truth that white guys with ugly asian women because they do not have good finance situation, is it hurting so much?
          shit!
          if i tell u, i met some poor white man asked me if i can have shanghai hukou, if i can have an apt, then what’s the shit?
          fuck yourself first. i went to a very expensive plot in shanghai, saw a mixed couple, that good looking man with a very ugly chinese lady, i can say it’s the lady’s money, she put on huge dismond ring, huge expensive watch……and the man just followed her…do not just get mad because i am telling the truth.

          • 麵條

            小妹,你的英语还是不错,不过呢,你完全不明白我写的是啥子哦。
            别生气,我还是觉得你好性感,性格激烈,应该在床上表现得不错。 加油。。。。。

          • cb4242

            @eattot
            I don’t think you can generalize western men like that. Beauty is subjective, so basically you are saying that ALL western men that date Chinese women pick only ugly women? All White men are poor when they come to China? Yes, you have some men that want to date rich women, but that is less than 1%. Maybe you ARE a bit jealous, seems so by the way you are taking such a defensive position.
            Fact of the matter is, many Chinese (Asian women) are somewhat curious about Western men, nothing wrong with that. Some want to engage in conversation, establish a true plutonic relationship and then you have others that want to experiment or want to see if there is a difference in bed or in dating. Everyone has his or her reasons, but you cannot definitively “Whites go to China for one thing” You need to open your mind a bit more and stop hating so much or better yet, stop being so jealous. Maybe you have a complex about yourself and wish deep down inside you could marry or be with a western guy. I think that is the real truth.

          • liu mang

            true dat.

            and we can get more if we choose ;)

          • Bob Chippens

            Ah, this old chestnut again. My last two Chinese girlfriends have been models in China and I have plenty of western friends with girlfriends who are clearly attractive to Chinese eyes. Kinda fcuks up yours and your racist brethern’s theory.

            Besides, it’s not like Chinese guys are all walking around with hotties is it? On the contrary.

        • SuperHappyCow

          Cover yourself in PB and whole wheat bread.

          Chinese girls love peanut butter and jelly.

      • GodsHammer

        Dingdingding… we have a winner. Very correct assessment Eattot.

        Money and looks. Black white or green…it doesn’t matter. Money talks… BUT, so does confidence, looks and charming manner.
        I know Chinese that have foreign girlfriends in Shanghai…no big deal. They are either rich or charming and manly…or both.
        And to all the white guys who think that they are at the top of the ‘food chain’… most of you are actually bottom feeders who are getting some free pussy from the desperate. A good example is the girl who is coming over to the guys house and fucking him but he doesn’t know anything about her… she is just looking for running water and a warm place to shit, you fool. Hahaha… seen it all before.

        • TAKE5

          hahahha….funny and believable.

          “A good example is the girl who is coming over to the guys house and fucking him but he doesn’t know anything about her… she is just looking for running water and a warm place to shit, you fool. Hahaha… seen it all before.”

      • coala banana

        i think that white women (western women) are emancipated enough that when it comes to sxx, they don’t care about money and status of a particular men they like to sleep with. Probably most wouldn’t go so far to marry such a “stallion” (in fact many do cause if this qualities), but sex in western society has for both, men and women, a much higher status then in china. If a women is not satisfied with a men “performance” then its very unlikely that she will engage with him. Love has pre requirements too, and while chinese have a very unique understanding of what they call “love”, most western people have already learned to separate love and making love, they take the best out of both, and its not unusual that after some time this both don’t need to come from just one person alone. After the thrill is gone, whats left ? Good sxx with someone else outside the marriage helps in fact to keep a relation alive. Chinese women just started to discover the “pleasures” life has to offer. To be horny or to masturbate was thought to be attribute of prostitutes, which is of course pure nonsense. I think what myself and many others seem to discover is a second puberty of chinese females, a more open minded sxxual understanding and meaning. Once the way how to get an orgasm is discovered, there is no way back, cause the body will ask for more and especially more frequently ! Cause every organism releases “happy hormones” and who won’t wish to look and feel happy. Just observe women on the street and you can tell by their behavior which one has most likely a full filed sxx life and which one not. Judging from that point of view, one can tell that chinese females still have a long way to go. They should rub their clitx more frequently !

      • A.

        That’s not true that Asian men have to be rich to get white women.

        Look, here in China, I’ve come across two types of Chinese guys. The first are the really shy ones who will never approach you (if you’re a white girl) and therefore even if you approach them, nothing will come of it. The second are the really desperate ones who are not only socially awkward (seriously- please don’t giggle and rub your hands on mine and then make cooing noises) but they think that because you’re white and you accepted the date in the first place, that you will immediately have sex with them ON the first date. I was raised better than to sleep with someone I’ve just met, especially someone acting like they’re five years old.

        So, it’s not about money. It’s behaviour. I’ve been stalked (literally) and have been proposed marriage to seven times in China, all by men who all approached me first and were REALLY strange – all of my Chinese girl friends told me to stay away from them, and I definitely will.

        If I meet a Chinese guy who is mature, has things in common with me, and won’t act crazy, then I’m all about dating him. In the meantime…

        • tina

          I agree. I’ve found the best guys through clubs like art club/writing club/couch surfers (travelers club basically). They have something in common with me so they aren’t fetishizing foreigners or trying to learn the language or gain more face to attract chinese girls. Most of the ones I’ve met are wai guo ren (wai de ren?) like students, so they also feel a little bit alienated, so we can relate more. Even though we have language difficulties I have still managed to make actual friends and am sort of dating a Cantonese guy (sort of because in the US we’d have already gone to home a couple of times but here it is sooo sloooow).

    • hooots

      You sound sad and lonely . Wanna bang? Who gives a fuck what burping spitting ugly mother fuckers think is hot. Meanwhile we’ll be banging their wives and girlfriends.

      Sorry, but if the local culture thinks they aren’t hot, there’s another culture that would love to bang them,

      If you’re really that badly in need of white dick I’ll contribute mine. I know you’ll enjoy.

      No charge.

      • 麵條

        After me fuckhead, know your place in the gene pool, either that or you’ll need an axe….now go sit in the corner, look at the wall, and wait your turn….

        • eattot

          fuck off, your couple of loosers.
          i am in good relationship. fuck yourself.

          • 麵條

            呵呵,可以用你的吗,我懒得打飞机。 丫下的粽子,加上一点点辣椒,我能保证,做完后,你肯定走不了路。。。。。。。。

          • 麵條

            那么好的关系哦,那么好的还得戴口罩。。。。胸罩呢,带着不? 反正你们中国女孩。。。。。没的啥子胸部,。。。全。。。是。。。咪咪 哈哈哈

          • eattot

            去死吧,假洋鬼子!
            装什么逼!老子跟谁好跟你有毛关系,戴你妈个逼,回家给你妈戴去吧。

          • 麵條

            说得好!性感宝贝儿,激烈的你,让我值得了, 咋解决呢,过来一下。。。。。

          • http://candosino.wordpress.com terroir

            Awesome. This is just like standing on a curb anywhere in China.

            For my part, I’ll stand to one side with my mouth agape. I’ll be pretending to be walking, but after a while once a crowd gets going I’ll fold my arms behind my back and look smug.

            Please! As you were. I’m just a “soy sauce” kind of guy.

          • coala banana

            that “good relationship” you talk about resulted in the lip herpes you are hiding bellow this mask. think about it ! i am sure you have one of those snap dragon mouths i heard about, unfortunately you most likely used it without paying attention to the “small brothers” hygiene :-(

          • Ray

            Isn’t this kind of harassment not allowed in ChinaSmack? like targeted sexual harassment on a single individual.

          • Just John

            Ray, would you mind getting the soap I dropped?

            Yes, just bend over, and….

          • 麵條

            Eattot, babe, its spelled losers, and count yourself in so jealous that I can’t get a white cock up my yindao sexy wears a mask coz I don’t give head and thats why my yindao gets bashed with sex novelties daily after I get back from the office gurl.
            Look, I haven’t had a feed of oysters in a while, I guess I could lay on a sympathy fuck for you if you begged.

          • Capt. WED

            Oh is this how you guys seduce, by pestering nonstop?

          • Capt. WED

            My bad,it’s not really pestering… chu chu.

    • coala banana

      interesting you mention Korea. From my personal experience, and i spend years in south east asia. I had never problems with chinese friends to hook me up with a chinese girl. Chinese might be very nationalistic and even racist (in some cases), but i think its there understanding that since they have no relation whats or ever with the girl, then they also care less if she ended up in bed with me. And in addition to that, most of the time the chances are good, that cause of me, they might end up with free pussy too.

      Korea was totally different, while koreans are better people in general (from my point of view) then chinese, they have no problem to introduce you to a girl, BUT afterwards they will do the best in their ability to prevent that you actually fuck her at the end. I will never forget my korean GFs, maybe cause it was hard to get them compared to chinese.

      Japan ? (generally speaking) Best women on the planet ! Still have 2 long time GFs there.

      • Disgusted

        Its the first time I ever replied to your interesting stories. I agree Japan has the best women by far…BTW, my wife is Japanese, no regrets whatsoever…

        • coala banana

          not just the women, the people in general are nice too. Gotta love their traditions, customs, culture, loyalty, discipline….. All the important virtues the average chinese, either don’t have at all, just claim to have, or frequently violate…..I am with my japanese GF for over 5 years now and i enjoyed every single moment i was able to spend with her. One of the VEEERY few women i actually learned something from !

          • Disgusted

            Having been with my previous Chinese partner for 17 years and numerous other Chinese partners, I settled for a Japanese partner. I live in Japan now, it is my home which I would never trade for anyone for. It is like you said, its a package deal …Many chinese and korean women I find are very materialistic and superficial…( These are my own observations only, nothing conclusive or factual ). Sure many of them are extremely beautiful, but it is only a shell…There is always an element of distrust or ulterior motive like immigration scam or money…
            It depends what you are looking for in your life….

          • Just John

            BEAUTY

            If you’re attractive enough on the outside, people will forgive you for being irritating to the core.
            http://www.despair.com/beauty.html

      • Just John

        He’s back…
        http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BbT8n_ay4fM

        Told you they always come back, like undead and Chinese women.

        • coala banana

          don’t get too excited, i have no intention to stay ! just came to spank eattot’s axx to make her feel worthy.

          • Just John

            You will always come back,
            Like bees to honey,
            Or flies to shit.

    • finger lickin’ good

      damn, so true.

      Attractive, hot asian women don’t marry outside their race, period.

      It’s science.

      • Disgusted

        Only case is where there is monatary gain…

  • http://www.happierabroad.com Win

    You got to take these stories with a grain of salt. More than half the American guys I know BS about all the women they get and all the money they make. But when I check out their claims, most of the time it turns out to be false, cause they have no proof to show for it.

    Plenty of internet reports are false. Here is one example from my forum where the guy was caught lying red handed and using fake pictures he stole.

    http://www.happierabroad.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=11621

    Now, here’s what I don’t get. If Chinese women are all easy, then how come:

    1. I am decent looking, but nearly all the Chinese women I write on online dating sites don’t write me back?
    2. How come the Chinese girls I see in China town, esp in Surrey, BC, Canada, are totally cold and cliquish, and no matter how many times I say “Hi! Hello! Excuse me!” the girls never look at me or make eye contact? Same as in Japan.
    3. How come a white expat on my forum says he can’t get a girlfriend in China cause the girls there prefer a Chinese guy?

  • http://www.happierabroad.com Win

    I have a question. I’m a Taiwanese American who acts totally white. But in Taiwan, I am basically invisible. There is no eye contact from women, and they never talk to me unless I am with a white guy. This is very depressing. Japan is like that too. But I am often told that it is part of the culture not to talk to strangers. Elderly people are the only ones that talk to strangers, but not young women.

    I have been told by friends that I would do better in China, where the girls like overseas Chinese. Is that true? Are women in China more approachable? Do they have more eye contact?

    How come I am reading mixed things regarding Asian Americans in China on this page? What’s the truth?

  • Mr.T

    I blame the Japanese.
    Most Chinese men get their sex lessons from Japanese AV. Not from experience.
    They then lay this on their Chinese GFs.(or wife’s….)
    The Chinese girls are like WTF? This is sex? This is love?
    Then they hear the stories how Western men are good in bed, even Americans. (Similar story to western men are rich)
    So off they go looking for some education.
    They are willing to foot the bill for this because it will improve the life in the long run. (yawn)
    Now where the Chinese girls fuck up is in 2 areas.
    One they fall in love with the guy straight away.
    Two they tell all their friends and show him off.
    Now Chinese have big mouths and tell everyone, soon gets around the Village, Town, or City.
    So now the western guy gone because was not part of his plan in China to get tied down with the local girls (because of the horror stories) and to him it’s just another holiday love romance and convenient at the time to have a free translator.
    The rejected girl is now in a real bad position, the Chinese men aint going to touch her. Western men are going to treat her as the local bike. So it becomes there new career where they hang out at all western inhabited joints picking up western guys that they then try to screw them out of whatever they can get, (cloths, handbags, phones, short holidays, etc) usually laying the BS love story on the weak guys who been here a few months and is still stunned at the attention he’s getting from beautiful looking girls. But the western grape vine is pretty well efficient and the new western victims get the message pretty quick that they are with the local bike. So they get dumped again and the cycle goes on and on.
    Meanwhile the Chinese girls are now laying it on pretty thick about how they was tricked into bed by western men and treated bad after, in an effort to regain some face in front of Chinese men because it’s now their only hope again of a stable life. So then the Chinese men go off on a rant how foreigners are Hoodlum Dogs, Evil and should all die.
    Japanese AV started all this…

    • 麵條

      Mr T, you’re a classic, now bend over and cop this big pink fucker. Now I’ll be pissed of if you suck up all the cream, and don’t leave any left overs for yo starving bros.
      Never mind, what you don’t milk here, I’m sure you’ll be milked elsewhere. Cocksmoker! Here have a freebie on me, all god’s childen neeed’ s their milk. Who am I to deny an unsatisfied toddler an nutritious feed,….

      • Mr.T

        ^

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        • mr. weiner

          Looks like it’s not only Chinese women who need to watch out for foreign men…

      • anon

        Dude, you’re a disgrace of a human being. I don’t think I’ve ever come across someone who is as rude and shows such a lack of respect for others as you. It’s sad…it really is. The fact that you feel the need to belittle everyone on here who makes a comment, and sleep around with copious amounts of women, just goes to prove how insecure and lonely you really are. I pity you, dude…

        • 麵條

          Thanks for the compliments. But you can take your pity, and shove it up your arse.

        • Tengu

          @ anon, he’s inconsistent, evidently, he’s had a bad week…who gives a fuck. He’s having his period, he should drink some cranberry juice.

          Oddly enough, if you look back to many of his posts he talks about fucking men in the ass, jamming his cock down their throats, replete with references to his wonderful jimastic output.

          My guess is he’s latently homosexual.bisexual, angry with being closeted and frustrated he’s never had the balls to take the leap to start boning guys in the ass and sucking dick himself.

          Try not to reason with him.
          We have the unholy alliance Myriam of Noodle Dick.

          “coala banana” is back, he could take a joke and he took our shitting on him with a good attitude.

          This dipshit…you can’t even say hello to him, one minute you’re okay, the next he’s like one of the mutants in “Hostel”….fuck him, you’ll never make a sensible point with him.

          Don’t waste your time.

          • 麵條

            Then why are you wasting yours?
            Coala may be the type to roll over and expect a belly scratch after being shat on, but this puppy won’t.
            If anything, I got a good laugh at your imaginative attempt to inflame. Now come suck on this….

          • mr. weiner

            I wouldn’t worry too much about any tryst betwix the noodled one and the hippo yet, I don’t think he’d even touch the sides of that horse collar.
            Better I think to fix him up with that nice Canadian Chinese gay lad further down the postings[Gay Azn Boi]. once he gets his willy wonkered he’ll be much more cheerful.

          • 麵條

            Fuck off Weiner, I’d have her doin the Hippo bow legged rap as she exits the billabong and looks for a shady spot to park her arse and take a well deserved breather.
            As for gay Canadian’s, I thought they were all gay.
            As for getting bonked will make me cheerful argument, you’re probably right. Can’t wait to get back. First on the menu will be three young nubile nymphs to share a nite of……fantasy manifestion.
            Oooooh your so big…
            Aaaaahh, your better than my husband!
            You don’t mind if I swallow?
            Thanks gurls, and yeah go right ahead, why didn’t I think of that…doh!

          • mr. weiner

            Well, you’re talking a good f*ck, we’ll know if you got any by how shirty your posts will be this week. You’ve been as stroppy as, so if I tell you to get f*cked I mean it in a timely fashion.

          • 麵條

            Weiner me lad, you sound very…..Australian, stroppy indeed!
            Here’s the thing, the last fuck I had was more like an ambush. Ugly, fat, old, and I’m just quietly sippin my rumbos and all of a sudden she’s lookin the goods. Was thinkin of an excuse so as too avoid chewing my arm off, but took one look at that big chumpy arse and had second thoughts. Stuck me finger in there to see if I’d get a bite, but she was out to it. Made my sincere felt apologies and headed for the door.
            Fuck I wish I was back in China.
            In the meantime, the local tarts can go and get fucked, I was converted a long time ago.
            Besides, I need a pillow dictionary, a gurl as shallow as meself.

      • Tengu

        Weren’t you asking what a “coala banana” was the previous article?

        • 麵條

          Piss off Tengu, I’ve been in a fuckin shit mood all week and I’ll not stand for your subtleties.

          • Tengu

            What are you 10 years old?

            One minute you’re pleasant and fun, the next you’re raging asshole.

            Get your meds leveled evened out, you may actually be consistently pleasant someday, although I would hazard a guess with your pathology, dramatic mood swings, you’re just an asshole at heart.

            Probably no med in currently in clinical trials that will make you a pleasant guy on an even keel.

          • Just John

            I think they refer to it as bipolar in the medical world Tengu.

            Bipolar disorder is a condition in which people go back and forth between periods of a very good or irritable mood and depression. The “mood swings” between mania and depression can be very quick.
            http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmedhealth/PMH0001924/

            Just wondering, is he type 1, type 2, or cyclothymia.

            Seems to be type 1.
            From the same site:
            Symptoms

            The manic phase may last from days to months. It can include the following symptoms:
            Easily distracted
            Little need for sleep
            Poor judgment
            Poor temper control
            Reckless behavior and lack of self control
            Binge eating, drinking, and/or drug use
            Poor judgment
            Sex with many partners (promiscuity)
            Spending sprees
            Very elevated mood
            Excess activity (hyperactivity)
            Increased energy
            Racing thoughts
            Talking a lot
            Very high self-esteem (false beliefs about self or abilities)
            Very involved in activities
            Very upset (agitated or irritated)

          • 麵條

            @Tengu, I’ve never actually seen a raging arsehole, but I have experienced this phenomenon on many occasions mainly after hotpot. Tanks for the advice arsewipe, but its not 4 o’clock yet.
            @Just John, where there is a Tengu, a Just John is usually to be found…..just behind him.

          • Just John

            I’m sorry. I couldn’t hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.
            http://www.facebook.com/pages/Im-sorry-I-couldnt-hear-you-over-the-sound-of-how-awesome-I-am/124759047567564

          • mr. weiner

            I thought people who had sex all the time are meant to be more mellow? Could this mean *gasp* that you aren’t getting any?
            Time to drive the beef beef bus to tuna town mate as you are chucking wobbies left , right and centre this week.

          • Tengu

            @m.w – So if he were getting laid on a regular basis he wouldn’t be a bellicose bugger begging for blow jobs…sounds about right.

          • 麵條

            Tengu again!
            Your not subtley going about offering me a freebie are are you?

          • Tengu

            Piss off Noodle Nuts, I’m in a great mood and I wouldn’t fuck anyone in your family with a stolen dick!

  • dawei

    My (Chinese) girlfriend told me that one of her ex-boyfriends was uncomfortable even holding her hand – after dating her for two months.

    She also said that it is taboo here to say that a woman is horny; apparently that’s a big insult. Only whores get horny.

    It’s like we’re still in the 1950s or something.

    Many Chinese women want romance, excitement, sexual freedom. But many Chinese men want an obedient, virginal wife.

    Many Chinese women want a strong man, one who treats them like a real woman. But many Chinese guys are timid, and treat their girlfriends like children, objects, with no respect.

    Many western men will not look down on a sexually active woman; just the opposite! Virgins are boring. But many Chinese men (and women) would call these same women whores and prostitutes.

    It seems that many Chinese need to grow the fark up. Your “traditional culture” will not save you from hating the real world.

    • mr. weiner

      Maybe the wave of the future for out of work English teachers will be opening deportment schools for Chinese guys, they could teach, grooming, [foriegn]manners, cooking and who knows? maybe even how to become a cunninglinguist ; p….

      • jeffli

        Nahh… The Chinese guy needs to start trying to pickup foreign girls,

        here a hint:-
        brush yo frackin teeth at least once per day! bad breath and plaque allover your teeth? No one wants to tongue kiss you. and clean down below,…enough with the cheese or chou doufu now.
        Your grand father was wrong – vigorously cleaning your genitals once per day will not invite ghosts up your khyber pass!

        And notice how expensive or rare deodorants and aftershaves are?
        And guy…stop screaming like a biatch when in conflict
        (Shanghai boys take note!)

        BE A MAN!

        • eattot

          i agree with what u said!
          from my previous experience, i have to admit.
          first, chinese guys,most are smokers, that’s what i hate.i refused one white guy because i hate smoker.they should behave more like a man.they listen to their mom, play online game, no any meaning conmmunication…lack of social responsibility,not attractive at body…
          but once foreign guys come to china, they find out they can get girls easy, they change into fuckers,especially in big cities,let alone treat girls, just wanna fuck and fuck.
          nothing better, even worse.

          • Anon

            OMG look at the generalisations. Enuff said. Hagelian eclectic obfuscating NLP loaded comments FAIL.

          • Capt. WED

            oh that’s why you wear that thing is because you can’t stand bad breath. I get it now, mama Cthulhu.

          • coala banana

            wanna fuxx is different from fuxx, cause for fuxx a partner is necessary. So i doubt that the foreigners you talk about forced the chinese girls to have sxx. It always takes too and since i haven’t heard so far from any foreigner raping chinese girls cases, i assume that the chinese girls agreed on the “intercourse”. If there wouldn’t be any chinese girls volunteering to spread their legs or go into doggy for a foreigner, then there wouldn’t be any “foreign fuxxers” in china. There is always something to complain about and someone to blame, but not in this case, except the majority of chinese males which just can’t deliver and are not capable or are ignorant to live up to the expectations of this kind of girls, maybe the penis size plays a role too.

            I don’t think (apart from the small brother sizes and how long he can last) that a girl too much, when she expects that her (sex)partner takes care of his body hygiene, clean his teeth, is a non smoker, wear decent and clean clothes and doesn’t spit or drill his nose in public.

            Everything has its pre requirements to open a particular door, some are lower and some higher depending on the individual, but the requirements i mentioned are VERY basic and every men should be able to fulfill them. If not, then they have no right to be pissed when girls are looking for someone else.

      • Hooots

        Fail.
        I hear reverberations of jealousy.

        It’s science.

    • Anon

      Stop generalizing like a moron and study the term ‘hegelian eclectic’ before you post any more.

      There are low class cultures for the fuckers and whores (or slummers), and upper class traditional cultures that will last FOREVER to gentrify the Chinese, set aside the elite.

      The Chinese and any race can express BOTH – to each social class their own.

      • Tengu

        Welcome back, long time no see!

      • Will i am

        Or “Hegelian Dialectic”

  • akuma

    I’m not gonna read those comments you guys wrote, just gonna tell you guys that my native Canadian friend here is getting exactly the same deal, it’s almost like all Chinese women are free for him!

    • Disgusted

      Just make sure your friend doesn’t bring any extra baggage back to Canada…like STD’s.

  • Will i am

    Ladies and Gentleman,

    Here is a CS article from 2009 that has graphic descriptions of perverted sex acts performed by Chinese women. The article had 6 parts so there were many perverted girls! I bet 1% of the stories are true.

    “Perverted Girls, Experiences By Chinese Men”

    http://www.chinasmack.com/2009/secrets/perverted-girls-experiences-chinese-men-1.html

    Below is article from 2010. This article had 772 comments:

    “Chinese Women, Please Don’t Sleep With Foreigners”

    http://www.chinasmack.com/2010/stories/chinese-women-please-do-not-sleep-with-foreigners.html

    Here is the bottom line……. You treat your women like shit posting lies about their sexuality with Chinese men and foreign men. It is an embarrassment to any culture. Treat women with respect. Never talk about sexual experiences or you may damage a lady’s reputation.

    Lastly, in the 2009 article the gentlemen posting talk as if they had no control over the situation. If the lady wants to do something and guy does not, the guy can say something like “you’re too good for that” or “let’s do that next time” you’re not a zombie or victim.

    • Anon

      Treat THE APPROPRIATE women with respect. And not all women want that ‘respect’, kill the passion, kills the fun of being horny, if you know what that means to even post a manipulative/ignorant comment like that.

      Stop generalizing like a moron and study the term ‘hegelian eclectic’ before you post any more.

      There are low class cultures for the fuckers and whores (or slummers), and upper class traditional cultures that will last FOREVER to gentrify the Chinese, set aside the elite.

      The Chinese and any race can express BOTH – to each social class their own.

      • Will i am

        Dude – You mean “Hegelian Dialectic”

      • Someone

        “There are low class cultures for the fuckers and whores (or slummers), and upper class traditional cultures that will last FOREVER to gentrify the Chinese, set aside the elite.”

        Right. Upper class traditional Chinese culture means binding womens’ feet, not allowing her to go out of the house and treat her like a slave. Gee I wonder why those “traditional Chinese culture” have not lasted into the 21st century and ceased to exist. Oh that’s right, both Sun Yet-Sen and Mao Ze-dong realized how backwards traditional Chinese culture is and so they both got rid of China’s primitive traditional culture into order to move it’s people into the modern age like banning foot binding.

        I don’t think any modern Chinese women in her right mind would ever want to go back to the old traditional Chinese culture where they be treated like sex slave. No wonder many Chinese women today are embracing western sexual liberation and going for white men who do not look down on womens’ individualism.

    • Young Man

      Those comments by Chinese men seemed pretty lame- ‘ML’? Jesus.

      Except for a few really obnoxious, racist and mysoginistic comments posted here nad on the Chinese websites quoted in the article I really don’t see what the fuss is all about.

      Ultimately it all comes down to hating women, period. If awoman is not allowed to do exactly what she wants without censure or abuse then it’s hating women and repressing their right to do what they want to do. These Chinese girls sound like they act like British, Irish, German or Dutch girls I know. They also get called sluts- by women haters.

      Chinese men? yeah; many of them are childish and/or obnoxous, but so are a great many of the comments posted here.

      Finally- Rich Chinese men get all the nasty bitter little sexual experiences that these foreigners get. I’m sure the pats on the back they get from their mates make up for the lack of genuine companionship. Soppy? Yeah, but I did the screwing around thing when I was younger and I’m glad I’m out of it.

    • coala banana

      “Here is the bottom line……. You treat your women like shit posting lies about their sexuality with Chinese men and foreign men. It is an embarrassment to any culture. Treat women with respect. Never talk about sexual experiences or you may damage a lady’s reputation.”

      ???

      seems you don’t know much about women. Do you have any idea how women talk with each other about their sxx experiences and coxx sizes of various men ? Do you have any idea how naughty women can get after they discover “new horizons” ? What is happening in china is the simple fact that many women just don’t like to accept the traditional aspect of women’s “role” in society. They want to chose their role by themselves. The desire for xxx satisfaction has already increased and will keep on increasing, which means (since most chinese males can’t catch up with the time) the females will look out WHO can provide this experiences for them. At the end they might still end up marrying a local man, but selfishness is not just a virtue of chinese males. Women like to have fun too, and in chinese women’s case this means to try out and enjoy, cause the boring life will come soon enough. I am very much for sxxual equality and women and men should have the same right to discover new areas of pleasure. That should not be an exclusive right of males alone.

      Never talk about sxxual experiences ? hahahha….you try to protect women and you care about a women’s reputation ? Poor Willy :-), has any women EVER asked YOU to protect her reputation ? No ? well, i guessed so.

      Their fantasies are in comparison naughtier then the ones of their male counterparts, and they talk more freely about coxx sizes, sxx and sxxual experiences, then men do amongst each others about puxxy and breast.

      • Will i am

        Banana Boy,

        You gotta use all the xxx’s cuz your mom won’t let you use the real words? Fxxx Yxx. Please limit your response to 5,000 words.

  • dilladonuts

    Bragging about getting pussy in a 3rd world country means you couldn’t get any in a first world country, aka your hometown. Chinese girls are an easy lay, it doesn’t matter what country you come from.

    • coala banana

      wrong, firstly cause i think china is more like a 2nd world country. While country side parts look like 3rd, china has developed significantly towards 2nd world standard.

      and again you are wrong when you generalize all chinese women. China and parts of it might be 2nd/3rd world look alike, but that doesn’t mean that the people (women in particular) are 2nd and 3rd world standard too. There are a lot of 3rd world women (by standard) in all 1st world countries. Check out some ordinary trailer trash white dirty women in the USA and you will know what i mean. That they are “easy to lay” like you said has not much to do with the geographic location they live in. Women can spread their legs for you, out of convenience, self interest, to achieve a certain goal, pleasure, lust, cause they are drunk, curious, just want to get it done, or just cause they are horny.

      I for one prefer the horny style, cause she is hot and she wants it. I am sure there are plenty of chinese women which wouldn’t spread their legs for you, it doesn’t matter where YOU come from.

      If by comparison YOUR countries women are more difficult to xxxx by YOU, then its YOU who might to something wrong, and its no reason to look down on chinese women, by ignoring the reasons WHY they might be the easier catch. Women fall into many different categories too, you know ?

      • dilladonuts

        one word, WANKER.

  • gabriel

    hey hoot… hope you like std’s?

  • andywattbulb

    Ah….humans being humans. You go girls! A shut the fuck up to everybody calling them whores.

    • Young Man

      Yeah- what he said

    • Capt. WED

      the guys are the real sluts.

  • Clay

    Chinese men get off your fucking moral small pony? Why do most Chinese men have 2nd milks? Why are there so many massage parlours in China? Stop banging on about the white guys doing a job you can’t

  • mp

    Many Chinese women (maybe all?) are only looking for a better life with stability. A house and a car. Some of the older (30+) ones make it to the States by way of an on-line guy. They probably bring their kid from a previous Chinese marriage. Chinese girls are very clever and adaptable.

    In the US they may find that “men are men,” and wind up in a mostly average relationship married to a guy who smokes and drinks too much. Any smoking or drinking is usually “too much.” Or they may end up even worse. I know examples. Some, however, get lucky. Not many will be as lucky as Wendy “I marry only for love” Deng, but who ever is?

    When we are in China, my wife NEVER leaves me alone. It is funny, because I’m not otherwise interested, but she knows the score. I’ve been hit on while waiting for my wife to come out of the WC. It’s just a fact of doing business in China.

    Nature love symmetry. There is also karmic retribution in it, because here in the States many white women (sometimes lower class fat cows, but not always) enjoy the company of Negroes. Others are strangely religious in ways that are not too appealing. Also, the US is becoming Mexican-ized, and Mexican women are certainly less cultured, etc.

    If I was a Chinese guy, I’d be rather pissed. Either that, or start looking southward. Maybe to Vietnam. Vietnamese girls are as cute as Chinese. Maybe more so. And Ho girls (nee Saigon) might consider life in China a step up. Whatever Chinese guys do, I suggest that they avoid white women. Not that it is probably much of an issue for them, but I’m just saying.

    • Mr.T

      I got a lot of Chinese male friends always asking me to fix em up with white western girls. I try to explain to them I do my best to avoid them, that’s why I’m in China.
      I ask em what they see in them because most are pretty well vulgar and they reply we like them because they opposite from us, same reason we like Chinese gals. I try to explain that’s not the reason we like Chinese gals.
      They got the sht end of the stick if they going to follow that policy and going to have a very hard time trying to please a western bird.
      I’ve known some western birds have a go with Chinese men but usually ends in tears when the Chinese men try and treat them like Chinese women and wonder why they end up with a black eye.
      Chinese men need a total re-education if they wish to stand a long term chance other wise its a life of hookers for them.

    • coala banana

      “Many Chinese women (maybe all?) are only looking for a better life with stability. A house and a car.”

      wouldn’t agree with that. At least the ones i had ( a few dozens in all the years), just wanted to get fuxxed. I can’t remember that any conversation turned into subjects like: “better life”, “stability”, or “house and car”.

      Maybe this are the points of discussion when the particular foreigner is a fat ass or looser type who has nothing else to offer. A winner or a men with self esteem and enough self confidence in hisself and his “best friend” should not even come close to the level to talk about such things with a women. I for one just want the milk, therefor it doesn’t make sense to buy the whole cow !

      The modern emancipated chinese women or the one which is on the road to emancipation most likely think the same and it could look like this :

      “hmmm…, why should I seriously engage with this bull when the only thing he is offering is his huge penis and his skillful tongue ? hmmmmm…and in fact, isn’t that the main reason why i am always coming back for more ? hmmmmm….,when the time is right I can still engage with one of the fat asses who is offering, the car, house and a more stable life,…hmmmm….and even i got all that, whats wrong by having the bull too from time to time?….. but now I want to have fun, ups, seems i am wet AGAIN, lets call my bull coala banana !”

      will to power ! its science ! and can be replicated ! and they are always coming back for more !

    • SuperHappyCow

      I’m a black male that’s had my fair share of attractive women of all flavors.

      Same goes for most of my black friends.

      Sorry to disappoint.

      • TAKE5

        But did you love how he tries to come off as if he has some class…

        “many white women “enjoy the company of Negroes.”

        Pretentious bs..

        • Tengu

          I haven’t hear the word “negroes” since I was three, this guy definitely has a pair of lawn jockeys at the end of his driveway.

          Massa mus be one faahn gennamen, knowin dee negro ‘tality an all!

        • Tengu

          I’m wondering if he was trying to think of the word “Mandingo”, but got swept away by his own self-importance.

        • mp

          How is using a legitimate word a demonstration of pretension? It is not even an archaic word, although since the advent of PC it is a word not much used anymore, mostly because many people are afraid of offending others, or of appearing insensitive.

          There are other things to criticize. In fact, if I had to rewrite what I wrote I would instead change the word “many,” to “some,” since that would be more accurate. But when writing quickly and extemporaneously in a combo box on a Web site it is easy to write loosely.

          But none of it changes the fact that Chinese women like Western guys, and are often willing to pony up for not much more than small change.

          • Tengu

            You’re archaic, “negroes” hasn’t been in popular usage for over 50 years!

            Let’s put it this way my child, writing fast and furiously i.e. “extemporaneously” it was the first word which made it to the page…and you left it. What were the second and third ones? “spooks”, “jigaboos.”

            My good man, get your slippers, Irish setter at your feet, light your pipe and pour yourself some port, doesn’t have to be Vintage, a nice Tawny will do.

            You used what is commonly considered an impolite term for blacks. No one under 85 uses the word Negroes and then only in a uniquely Southern patriarchally condescending way. “They may not be much , but they’re our Negroes”.

            Now you take Chinese women and generalize them with the following:
            “often willing to pony up for not much more than small change.”

            You have reduced an entire population of women, many very highly educated, fluent in several languages and with multiple degrees to the equivalent of dance hall girls.

            Any idea why a lot of American, European companies come over? Because of the low wages, true, but there is also a huge talent pool and a lot of them are young, brilliant women who you’ve just wrapped up into a comfortable ball, in your narrow minded way, like a bunch of bar girls hanging around The Rainbow Bar in BKK.

            “many people are afraid of offending others, or of appearing insensitive.”

            So by virtue of the fact that you used the word “negroes”, we can safely assume you are not afraid of offending others, or of appearing insensitive.

            So you know for a fact that it is an offensive and insensitive word.

            At least you’re honest, enjoy reading your 17th century vellum manuscripts by candlelight in your nightcap, because you are certainly not living in this century or even on the same planet as a lot of us.

          • TAKE5

            well it was not just the use of one word that i pointed out but his phrase ……“many white women “enjoy the company of Negroes.”….really?..Who the #@1$ uses “enjoys the company of Negros”.

            ” many Black ladies enjoy the company of white men”. who talks like that? this is not 1940 England it’s 2011 USA …wake the #@1% up please.

          • Kojika Buto

            Tengu and Take5, your PC policing zeal is ridiculous. Not every part of the world shares your obsession with bullshit word games, to people outside your culture you come across as sanctimonious and unreasonable. Mp’s phrasing obviously wasn’t racist.

          • TAKE5

            Buto…i did not say MP rant was racist i said it was pretentious.

  • donscarletti

    News flash, foreign guys tell lies about sexual experiences to big themselves up, just like Chinese guys.

    Chinese girls like to smile and look approachable, foreign guys like that, it makes them feel studly, my cousin was feeling like James Bond after visiting me for a week and he is not a looker. It’s not hard for the male mind to connect that into nightly wild sex, but in reality it is not the same or even related, the only thing he has now is the confidence that the smile gave him, which is worth a fair bit to be honest.

    Here’s what pisses me off about girls in China. Most girls just don’t particularly like foreign guys, generally speaking issues such as communication are brought up and need to be worked around very early. Girls who come sniffing around trying to get a foreign boyfriend tend to be, well, not particularly thrilling prospects for being anything but an easy lay. Most of them are just a little bit unbalanced in the head and don’t tend to be stunners.

    The foreign guys I see with Chinese girls tend to have a woman who’s picked him, they are rarely beautiful or lovely, just someone who’s willing to speak English and deal with an expat in exchange for having a guy who’s usually got a stable upper middle class job, doesn’t spit, smoke or chew with his mouth open. If they could get a Chinese guy with all that, they’d pick him in a heartbeat, but they’re harder to find.

    • Disgusted

      I tend to agree with you….If the guy is a foreign Chinese, but westernized, born in N.America, for example and fully cultured, he would be the ideal choice for them…its like the best of both worlds.

      • coala banana

        no, best of both worlds would be a westernized chinese with a big fat dick, THAT would be THE winning ticket in the eyes of the modern chinese female.

        • Disgusted

          I have to confess, It is a heavy burden I regretably carry… :)

          • coala banana

            same here bro, same here !….AND its a LOT of responsibility too, I can tell you !

      • donscarletti

        The ones I have seen do best is Malaysian Chinese and HKnese, they have the language and culture but got some game, money and a hell of a lot of confidence too, most of those guys I know have 3 or 4 mainland girlfriends, all pretty. These are your threat gentlemen.

        Western born, especially American on the other hand tend to not pick up the clues much better than caucasians and have that same western arrogance, while not having the distinctive appearance to offset it.

        • Disgusted

          In reply to @donscarletti…Did you see through my disguise ?

          I get really amused at some of the comments coming from caucasians boasting that they are ” at the top of the food chain, or they know how to treat chinese woman “…I don’t mean to offend but, really, WHO is at the top of food chain now in the world ? Or who has the most money right now ? Who is buying up all your white assets? ( no pun intended ) Your so called bottom feeders…They are coming to your neighbourhood near you loaded with tons of money. It is ironic when you think about it that these Chinese has the best paying jobs in your country. You don’t see them panhandling or begging for financial assistance in your country.
          I am not on anyone’s side, either White or Chinese. I hope to not offend anyone here with my comments. Given time, they “figure it out”, or evolve how the social structure works, they will be stealing your woman as well. Size does matter, but it isn’t the head of your johnson, but the pocketbook…Everyone only cares about money in the end, especially the Chinese women. Trust me, I know…

          • donscarletti

            Speaking anecdotally, growing up in Sydney, it seemed that there were many, many second generation immigrants from east Asian countries getting enormous marks in high-school maths and science and entering and finishing top university. Upon entering a top university myself, I would say maybe 45% of my entrance class was Asian, but by 4th year, in the hardest elective subjects that had gone down to 1 in a class of 20, approximately the ratio of Australia as a whole. It is interesting now, in China, the thing I struggle in finding in job applicants is maths skills, basic things like matrix transformations, integration, solving quadratic equations, basically anything that isn’t phrased as an exam question seems unsolvable. And yet these people all have engineering and science degrees.

            I suppose my explanation is that at the moment, East Asians are just more willing to push through something they are not naturally talented at in order to take a higher place, whereas whites see struggling at concepts as a hint they should not be doing it in the first place.

            Something strange is happening in the west, a fundamental incompatibility of attitudes towards in particular education that together with 20th century educational level social stratification is leading to some unforseen consequences. There are some major problems with white society at the moment, laziness, arrogance and anti-intellectualism being some of them, but if what you are saying comes to pass to its full extent, there will be repercussions that make Bumiputera laws sound like harmony.

  • Gay Azn Boi

    Lol, I just have to post a comment…..

    I’m a gay Asian boy living in Canada and I have to say I love white guys. I find that most white guys are intelligent, funny, and charming. You think there are a lot of Asian girls dating white guys??? It’s even worse in the gay community, as the vast majority of gay Asian guys (like myself) prefer to date white guys exclusively. And it’s not that we *hate* being Asian (though some do, but not the case with me); it’s just a personal preference. Also, when you grow up in a Western society and being exposed to Western entertainment which features mostly white people, this phenomenon is to be expected.

    Now, as for why a lot of female mainlanders fall for white guys, I think there are a number of reasons.

    1. Despite having an increasing presence on the world stage, China has been isolated from the rest of world for much of its history. The “opening up” of China, which started just a few decades ago, and with the sudden influx of Western culture, has given countless Chinese the ability to seek beyond what they’ve been accustomed to, be it family, jobs, and in this case their sexuality. Many Chinese women still view Western men as exotic, mysterious, and just something “new” (much in the same way Laowais viewed Chinese back then). Does that make sense??? lol

    2. Most Asians still believe that Laowais, generally speaking, are rich, even though you could be a college drop-out in the States and came to China to “teach English” -_-

    3. Girls see laowais as green card machines and their ticket to some Western country

    4. And last but not least…..Most Asian guys have small….you know…… Personally I have a small dick but I don’t give a fuck. This is why I prefer a white guy with a big dick ;)

    • Foreign Devil

      Is it true that lots of gay Chinese guys try to come to places like Canada so they can live a more open lifestyle? Dont have to hide everything? I had a hunch that my Chinese tutor in Canada was gay. . since he was living with his male teaching partner.

      • Gay Azn Boi

        Well people come to Canada for different reasons, but I guess that’s one of them. And just because I’m in Canada doesn’t mean that I no longer have anything to hide (my parents still don’t know that I’m gay lol).

    • http://candosino.wordpress.com terroir

      Dude,
      you’re gay; you could be hung like a Shanghai high-rise crane and it still wouldn’t be big enough for you.

      Awesome comment, all the same. But, if you like ‘em “low and slung” maybe you should try ethnic. (so I’ve heard).

      • Gay Azn Boi

        Haha no thanks. I like white guys more :p

        • Tengu

          I’m with terroir, great post!

  • Ray

    I wonder how many of those stories are not All Fiction.

    On another note, Fauna do you have anything experience or know any friends have have experienced and heard of these kind of occurrences in China?

  • Capt. WED

    It’s a personal right to choose who you fuck. GET OUR PEOPLE’S FUCKING BUSINESS and WORRY ABOUT YOUR OWN.

    Side note: not all Chinese people in China are “nerds”. I know plenty of guys who gets lots of pussy. So fuck off you self-centered expats.

    To Azn Gay Boy: Shut up bitch be prepared to be slapped. lol

    • mr. weiner

      He might enjoy that, but it would be nice to buy him a drink first. Potato queens should be treeted with respect.

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