Risqué Chinese Wedding Video Features Nudity and Guns

A bride and groom in their underwear on bed in a risque Chinese wedding video.


From NetEase:

Wenzhou Couple Film Risque Wedding video, Comparable to Third Category Movie [film involving excessive sex and violence, “R-rated”]

A pair of Wenzhou sweethearts have made the first R-rated risque wedding photos and wedding video, with the video’s level of fashion, creativity, aesthetics, and exposure being extremely eye-opening. The cinematographer who filmed this video says: “Perhaps in the industry of wedding films, this method of filming weddings will become the trend.” Could you do it?




From NetEase:

网易辽宁省盘锦市双台子区手机网友 ip:218.61.*.*

Fools do things for the amusement of others. Isn’t this a good thing?

花落的旅途 [网易江西省南昌市手机网友]:

Art and shamelessness truly is very difficult to distinguish.

随心所欲wtgw [学尼玛]:

Did the cinematographer struggle “hard” to film this?

网易河南省焦作市手机网友 ip:222.88.*.*

You have you fun and I’ll just watch.

依依1989 [懂车帝]:

Isn’t this rather exaggerated? Are they not embarrassed? Society today sure is open/liberal…

MZ星晴 [网易广东省深圳市手机网友]:

It’s fine if you make it just to watch yourself, but making it public is wrong of you.

专打奥特曼的小怪兽 [网易北京市网友]:

That fat on one of the girl’s bellies…

网易浙江省杭州市手机网友 ip:124.160.*.*

Posting pictures without providing the source, editor, where did they come from?

死面饼 [网易天津市网友]:

Wenzhou custom: First have the child, then get married!

墨非POCR [网易浙江省金华市手机网友]:

Is it really so good to have one’s own wife naked and allow others to watch as they please? You sure are generous!

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  • Terrik

    Works for me!

  • Dolph Grunt

    Here’s the thing. What the heck are the parents thinking when they see this? And really, you’re going to show this to your children or grandchildren? I’m guessing they didn’t think that far ahead.

    Still, it gave me 3 minutes of joy. Anyone got a tissue?

  • Mano

    That scene with the boys was too much for the little guy and he went back into his shell.

  • Chestnut Bowl

    I thought it was silly and not to my taste. All that really matters, though, is that everyone enjoyed themselves and won’t be too embarrassed when looking back years from now.

    • lacompacida

      Especially when their teen age kids want to do the same.

      • A Gawd Dang Mongolian

        I doubt it. If they find out their parents had sex, or did this kinda stuff, they’d do the exact opposite because teenage rebellion.

        • jin

          Hormones changes all that.

          • A Gawd Dang Mongolian

            The thought of your parents doing the nasty turns of even the most raging of hormones.

          • jin

            Teenage, Alone at home with your girlfriend, watching movie and they start kissing. Isn’t that normal? At least that’s how it happens to me.

          • A Gawd Dang Mongolian

            Well the situation isn’t alone at home with your girlfriend watching a movie and start kissing. The situation is they want to do what their parents did on their wedding night with the crazy party and that triggers uncomfortable memories.

        • biggj

          So once you found out your parents had sex, you did the opposite and gave sex up? What kind of logic is that?

          • A Gawd Dang Mongolian

            No but that’ll kill any boner you have at the moment.

  • waihang

    Yellow in black-and-white is the new fashion in zhong guo.

  • NeverMind

    Just from having looked at the pictures, the Bodies of Chinese women seem to have benefitted from the additional protein they can now afford, the bodies of Chinese men not so much. The men still look like 12 year old boys.

    • Foreign Devil

      These days it is brains not brawn that wins over women and wealth.

    • DC

      haha….they sure aren’t the Scruffs you likely prefer…

      • NeverMind

        at least they are the ones you prefer, so all good ;)

    • Dee

      What are you talking about, fo… the women don’t look like they have six-packs either, and the bodies of the men look about the same as most of their counterparts elsewhere. Dont hate.

      • NeverMind

        fo… I meant the women’s chest and figures look decent, the men’s chest and arms look like kids’ and I am not hating..ming bai le ma fo…? lol shen me yi si fo…?

    • don mario

      good observation. the women are definitely way above average in this vid, maybe it was made as a publicity stunt using models? but then the guys are like below average skinny rakes for the most part.. is that what chinese girls dig?

  • biggj

    And they lived happily ever after.

    • Yes!

      To quote another frequent poster here, “Stay crass, China”.

      • Guest

        i dont see how this photoshoot isnt classy

  • biggj

    The video is not as bad as I thought it would be. I was expecting full frontal nudity and people being shot with guns(like my wedding) haha. To some this video might be in bad taste…..it’s not as bad as they make it out to be. If they are happy with it….power to um.

    This reminds me of my wife’s brothers wedding pictures. Most of the pictures were normal, you know your average wedding photos…..and then this one just sticks right the fuck out….This picture always makes me laugh…..hahaha This is my step brother wedding picture. (note that he does not look too impressed lol)

    • Guang Xiang

      LOL, he certainly wasn’t amused

    • NeverMind

      Because of your Avatar, when reading your previous comments I always imagined you were a ‘brotha’. You’re a Korean dude for real?

      • biggj

        Nope, I’m just some white hillbilly.

  • Willie Nailer

    Some of it seems kind of gay, I’m just saying.

    • filabusta

      Nothing gay about having all of your friends spank your naked ass.

      • David

        I think there are few things more gay. Not being anti-gay, but if the guy like to slap other mans butts so much why is he getting married?

  • AtOffice

    The dude still couldn’t at least get a normal masculine hair cut for his big day. In his video he will forever look like an effette mothers boy. :-S

    • David

      Would that be while his boyfriends are slapping he bare ass? Yea, a good hair cut would have changed that scene right around lol

  • must touch brain

    Is there anything NOT cheesy about this wedding video?

  • biggj

    One part of the video seems odd to me though…..and no its not the guys spanking each other wearing close to nothing…that shit happens to most heterosexual guys at least once a week…..right?lol
    The part where the groom is taking a shit and all the guys are like protecting him…but do 2 guys need to be in the stall with you??

    • David

      Need to be? No. Want to be? Well. . . you decide.

    • guest

      I am more surprised that its got toilet paper in it!

    • Rick in China

      One to prepare the toilet paper, one to do the wiping?

    • Kai

      LoL, that was, I think, a scene to show they weren’t taking themselves too seriously. Without it, the cringing would’ve been worse for me.

  • where’s the sex and violence??

  • biggj

    Kind of looks like a trailer for a shitty chinese movie.

  • Sam

    Seemed kind of trashy and disjointed to me. Not sure we needed the 1990s hbo/cinemax softcore porn-style “sex” scene on the bed. The groom’s portions just seemed bizarre/homoerotic and what was with the hand guns? The bride(smaids) “nudity” portions just seemed gratuitous, although a couple shots looked classy.

    The trashy cherry on top of the cake was the group shot at the end in front of the Louis Vuitton ad/store….. was that supposed to show they were classy or rich? Came off as laughably insecure to me.

    • biggj

      Yeah i agree. A lot of it too could have been the guy they hired to do the video.Might not have been thier idea at all…but who knows.

      • Sam

        Yeah, I could see that, a photographer who think’s he’s going to make a name for himself doing something weird like this… this would probably be unlikely for couples to come up with on their own :P

  • Probotector

    That music is just intense.

  • Dr Sun

    I can only assume that all the posters expressing shock, outrage, and disgust have never even been to or know anything about a Chinese wedding process, and have never even been to a western Stag night or bride night.
    I feel sorry for you, you have led such sheltered lives.

  • mr.wiener

    This is just making me cry… some one get that poor bastard a sanwich and a set of weights.

  • SuperLaowai

    To all Chinese men, do you even lift bro?

  • Rick in China

    My wife and I had a topless photo when she was pregnant – with me wrapping arms around her covering up her tits – both wearing kinda loose linen pants.. it’s actually a really, really great photo. Can be done tastefully. Of the photos that loaded, I don’t see any distastefulness in them either. I’m guessing there are some worse ones in the content that aren’t loading atm.

  • Jazz88

    Is this a wedding video or a trailer for a HK action flick?

  • Gary

    The guys standing around with the pistols all have their fingers on the triggers. Piss poor weapons discipline. You’d think they never held a real firearm before.

    • guest

      Yeah and the bloody things are not even loaded.

  • James C

    The title is definitely exaggerated and I think the video is not too bad at all. However, this idea is quite bizarre and I never thought this would go through in a Chinese wedding especially since most of the older generation of Chinese people are very traditional. Imagine the parents seeing their daughter’s new pictures at her wedding ceremony, one of the biggest events in their lives. I definitely do not think this will become a trend and hope so too.

  • crimsonarmor

    lol the girl isn’t exactly good looking, and for those of you, good looking does not mean skinny, I know that’s what Chinese believe that if you are thin, you’re attractive. No I mean actually beautiful without the photo-shopping, extra lighting, camera angles and heavy make up. The men are like a group of chopsticks and look like they are wearing children s underwear, not even a package to show between them all lol. I’d hardly call it cat 3 or even soft core lol. You need a body first!