Pandas, SpongeBob, Love, & Distance

checking the panda

This is the real Kungfu Panda! Am I right?

real Kungfu Panda

Staff at the Chengdu Wolong [Panda Reserve] giving physical exams to baby pandas. Criminally cute! This is exactly what “when in Rome, do as Romans do” means! Haha!

holding a panda

grabbing a panda

giving the panda a shot

checking the panda

Ever seen a “national treasure” as mean as this one…?

Latest “Prison Break“! The basic plot: Continuously trying to break out, but never succeeding!

Panda Prison Break

The truth! Turns out that long long ago, SpongeBob SquarePants had already appeared in China!

Spongebob in China

A real apple case! All other iPhone cases suck!

Aplle cases

A table for ex-girlfriends at a wedding reception — It’s not every guy that has the courage to do this!

the table for ex-girlfriends at the wedding banquet

Love has only two outcomes: Either, we each go back to our families, or, your mother becomes my mother…

Love's outcomes

The greatest distance in the world, is not between birth and death, but between you asking her, “Do you know that I’m thinking of you?” …and her answering, “Why are you thinking of me?”


The greatest distance in the world, is me driving a “bao ma” [BMW’s Chinese name, literally “treasure horse”] in traffic while you’re peddling a “fei ge” [“Flying Pigeon” Chinese bicycle brand] and leaving me in the dust.

BMW and Bike

The greatest distance in the world, is the goddamn distance between Monday and Friday… but… TGIF!!

Panda says 'Figting'


Written by Rensi

A translator of trending Chinese Internet humor and Chinese pop music.


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