Naked Dancing By Cute 2-Year-Old Guangdong Boy

This video of a cute 2-year-old Guangdong Boy dancing naked was posted originally on Youku but it seems to have been removed. I probably cannot upload it to YouTube either. Many Chinese netizens say this guy is even more impressive than the 2-year-old Sichuan boy who smokes and swears.

From Mop:

Today’s children are truly too niu.

Comments from Mop:


This will be a wonderful memory for the child’s. It will be even more precious when one day the child becomes China’s Michael Jackson.


He has a lot of talent, we should call the Korean bangzi to take a look so they can cry! [The meaning is to show off this kid’s dancing skills to impress and humble the Koreans who think they can dance well. It is a silly joke.]


Hilarious! The little guy has a future! Haha!


Whoever posted this video is truly awful. Instead of teaching children good things, you’re teaching them these kind of things. Could it be that your conscience has been eaten by a dog? Despicable!


The darker side of society is thoroughly materialized on this child’s body.
I am truly worried for our future children.
It is really hard to imagine what the future of China will be like.


I have collapsed [with laughter].
Someone get a bottle of ice water, I need to calm/cool down~~~


Missing a few movements, but he still has pretty good rhythem~


Haha~~~hilarious, I showed everyone in the office, everyone laughed~~~


I am speechless, the person who taught this child is too shameless…


Whose child is this impressive!
May I ask how he was conceived!? What was eaten during pregnancy??


Clear rhythm, uninhibited movement.
The next generation’s dancing king has been born.


A child with a lot of potential. He can be trained, and proper guidance is very important.


The little bastard is too NB.


Downloaded, waiting to use it to create a stir when he grows up as an award for the paparazzi.


Very cute…
except don’t touch your mount after touching your little JJ


Dance if you want to dance,
but why without wearing clothes?
Is it just because he’s 2-years-old?

Do you think this is cute and innocent? Or is it bad influence?


Written by Fauna

Fauna is a mysterious young Shanghainese girl who lives in the only place a Shanghainese person would ever want to live: Shanghai. In mid-2008, she started chinaSMACK to combine her hobby of browsing Chinese internet forums with her goal of improving her English. Through her tireless translation of popular Chinese internet news and phenomenon, her English has apparently gotten dramatically better. At least, reading and writing-wise. Unfortunately, she's still not confident enough to have written this bio, about herself, by herself.


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