Naked Man Climbs Down Pipe Fleeing Police Prostitution Raid

Nude Chinese prostitute fleeing the police across a rooftop in Changchun, China.

From QQ, Liba, & NetEase,:

Internet exposes scene of anti-prostitution where naked whoremonger scales building to escape

Recently, an internet post has been circulating on various major discussion forums, the poster having used a camera to capture a comical site during a Changchun anti-prostitution surprise inspection/raid. The poster said: April 26th, didn’t have class in the afternoon so I went to hang out with a friend, heard some noise outside the window, and at this time saw people running on the roof of the building across from us. Thinking that something was about to happen, I picked up my camera to observe and it was at this moment that the following scene happened. Only later did I find out that it was an anti-prostitution raid.

Naked half-naked john fleeing an anti-prostitution police raid in Changchun, China.

A bare naked Chinese john climbs climbs over the roof railing to escape police in a Changchun, China anti-prostitution raid.

A completely nude Chinese man hangs off the side of a building as he tries escaping from the police.

A Chinese man, fully nude, climbs down the side of a building to avoid the police.

This daring but completely naked Chinese man climbs onto a drainage pipe to escape from a police raid.

Comments from Tiexue:

有意思吗:

If this brother were to fall to his death, the national crackdown on illegal prostitution will be affected. I say, police brothers, can’t you guys do some more meaningful things? I don’t have any money to keep a mistress, I’m just using a prostitute to take care of a need. Has this affected the unification of the motherland or has it affected GDP?

食肉绵羊:

I’ve suddenly realized a possibility: This whoremonger is a either a suspect or even an escaped criminal, otherwise he wouldn’t be so scared of the police as to climb on a steel pipe up 3 stories with his penis out in the open. What more, just by looking at how experienced he is in climbing over the railing and onto the nearby drainage pipe in these photos, we can’t rule out that this person is one of those people who often climb pipes to get into buildings to do certaint hings. At least the good people who spend their time sitting in office buildings would not have this kind of ability, wouldn’t you say so???

齐鲁督师:

So niubi, what a niu person.

54425:

How is that this post of photos of a whoremonger has again become a post of hurling abuse against the police?

If the police don’t go arresting those who patronize or engage in prostitution, people will again complain that the police don’t do anything; But if the police take action, people will then again say the police are meddling in other people’s business/not doing more important things, are using fines to enrich themselves. Just like Western hostile elements making a fuss about China: If we don’t institute birth control measures and they say Chinese people are consuming all of the world’s resources; But if we do institute birth control measures, then they say China has no human rights!

给敌人放血:

This brother is brave, his moves are not bad. Definitely has practiced before.

wxd_weixuan:

Human potential truly cannot be underestimated, haha.

飞刀qi789:

Whoa…brother, I can only say you are a pro, a very skilled pro.

zhoutoo:

Careful to not rip off your balls [going down the pipe].

淡定但蛋不定:

Big brother, just pay the 5000 kuai, the crime isn’t worth risking your life.

大草根:

For the average ordinary common person, they just have the pay the fine and that’s it, the only ones who have to be afraid are those who have public office!

jg04:

The john also has human rights, he didn’t harm anyone, yet he is forced to the point where he has no choice? Children, before 1995 [the police used to] arrest those who played mahjong, where even one kuai or two kuai was considered gambling, frequently taking [the players] to the police station to find them 3000 or less. One female coworker in our factory who plays mahjong hung off a balcony just like this butt-naked warrior to hide from the police as well, but ultimately her strength gave out and she fell to her death! In a few more years, everyone will think the way the police catch johns today is so brutal/uncivilized! Really, I can’t laugh about this at all!

840476861:

Haha, I bet this brother will never again go whoring.

Previous chinaSMACK polls currently show 35% of respondents have visited a prostitute before while 89% of respondents believe prostitution should be legalized and regulated.

What about you? What were some dangerous or extreme things you have done to avoid getting in trouble (not necessarily prostitution-related)?

A naked Chinese man trying to climb down the side of a building to flee an anti-prositution police raid in Changchun, China.

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  • Nathan

    Its worth remembering there is no ‘prostitution crackdown’ in China, but there is an ‘unauthorised prostitution’ crackdown. On account of the large proportion of the migrant workforce and male to female ratio being a huge factor on whether or not China is a ‘harmonious society.’

    • Golden Bollox

      Nathan’s got a point – there’s no crackdown on the ‘oldest profession in town’, just the usual busts on un-authorized premises – which, if you sympathize with the plight of the sex worker, may actually be a good thing. (Ironically, the same applies to ‘places of worship’).

      …but hang-on a minute – this guy looks a lot like ‘Mr. Chew’ from the ‘Wang‘n’Wipe’ window cleaning company! Sure, I often see him hanging from the pipes of our building when I return home early from work – the wife tells me his business has hit on hard times, hence the cut-backs on scaffold, bucket & uniform.

      Our windows don’t look so great …even though she says he owns a ‘massive squeegee’ & regularly works up ‘a hot, foamy lather’ – guess he must be using some kinda Chinese brand elbow-grease, right? Hahaha …what a loser!

      • Greenhat4you

        You’ve got a cruel sense of humor there buddy.

  • WenzhouZito

    Behold The Sofa King

    • vince

      you mean sofa queen.

      • Nathan

        Sofa = sad and lonely people with nothing better to say.

        • Jack

          Nathan = sad and lonely person with nothing better to do than fight against memes by taking first post and not claiming the sofa

          • Nathan

            That’s quite an ironic sentence Jack.

          • Alex

            Sofa is a meme? C’mon…what an offense to the real memes!

          • Martin

            Sofa so good…

  • http://www.qq.com/1325279774 Kedafu

    Song of the Article

    I am too sexy
    -Right Said Fred

    the things people do for love…..

  • anon

    You know, his physique isn’t bad…

  • Ezze

    Seriously……That is just straight up hilarious. You just can’t make it up!

    • KfU

      I’m absolutely shocked by this man’s behaviour…

      How could he be so stupid and reckless? If he’d just gone to one of the many whore-den’s run by the police / gov’t official / gov’t official’s relative / PLA he wouldn’t have found himself in such a position… When will people stop trying to beat the system, and just try to live a more harmonious life?

      … and there’s no way he’ll be able to write it off as a business expense now, that’s for sure….

      Still, one shouldn’t mock… Whomever hasn’t had to escape from a whore-den in China hasn’t been here long enough, or doesn’t have a cool enough job…

      • Irvin

        LOL if you have to escape from a whore house then you definitely deserve the name “whoremonger”. I think the average guy doesn’t need such frequent releases.

        Personally it’s more like a group pass time for me, like KTV or golf with some friends. Going to whore house alone somehow feels weird to me.

        If alone and want some sexual release I think most of us is content with masturbation.

  • Nagexingqisi

    I want to know if he can still have kids after sliding down that rusty pipe…

    • Vakeesan

      His balls and nipples would have been ripped off when he was sliding down the pipes, For sure he can’t have kids. He will be a lady boy for the rest of his life and has a good future if he finds a job in Thailand.

      • Devin

        Haha, so funny..I like this comment. Rich imagination Chinasmack is really a funny place.

        By the way, what is meme..Anyone can give an explanation?

  • diverdude1

    A for Effort.

    but… isn’t his clothing and wallet $$ left behind ?

    and what about his 身份证 shen fen zheng?

    On way to ‘Hair Salon’ Naked Brother was thinking with Little Head, exiting ‘Hair Salon’ Naked Brother was thinking with no head at all…

    dang, but Testosterone is one powerful hormone ! :D

    • B-real

      Don’t forget adrenaline. He had to book it to get the fuck out of dodge!

    • Rick in China

      It would be hilarious to find a follow-up story where the police found his Shen Fen Zheng, and followed-up with a visit to his house, promptly arresting him infront of his wife and children for not only prostitution, but evading police or something more serious, resulting in a different turn of events: rather than visiting prostitutes, becoming one in prison.

      Anyone else smell movie script?!?

      • Irvin

        Who in their right mind go to a whore house with their ID?

  • chengdude

    Even the brothels use those orange towels.

  • Asakura

    prostitution is legal in my country so I don’t need to worry, I would risk my health to flee from the police, but on the other hand they would find me soon anyways.

  • Anonanon

    Like a scene from a Jackie Chan movie where he jumps down from the building while using air conditioning units as steps.

    Except naked.

    • Boris

      This is a fantastic idea for a computer game. I hope the opportunity isn’t wasted.

  • Bored in Sydney

    Wouldn’t a ‘whoremonger’ be the person selling the sexual services of the girls not the customer?

    We don’t call the customer buying the fish the fishmonger, that is the person selling the seafood.

    • vince

      whore·mon·ger/ˈhôrˌmäNGgər/
      Noun: A person who has dealings with prostitutes, esp. a sexually promiscuous man.
      This is what google came up with so in this context it’s being used correctly.

      • fouManChu

        I had the same thought as @Bored in sidney, and I also googled like Vince. My conclusion is that whore-monger equals pimp, and only a pimp (or madam) definition is slipping as lazy and confused people adulterate the language. The chinaSmack translator was correct given current trends in usage, but it still bothers me somewhat.

        Now check the usage of “inflammable” or “sanction” for added perplexity. Isn’t english wonderful?

        This inflammable message is sanctioned by the committee to re-elect fou ManChu for mayor.

  • sc

    Spider-Man also has a special need. After all he is only human.

    • Ray

      Lol was just gonna say that.

      But damn he must’ve been mentally prepared to charge out butt naked cus he obviously didn’t have much time to respond to the raid (naked and all)

  • Alikese

    “I’m just using a prostitute to take care of a need. Has this affected the unification of the motherland?”

    Because things should only be illegal if they don’t stop China from taking Taiwan. Can’t argue with that logic.

  • Hongjian

    I think the PLA should recruit him.

  • fabi

    geile scheisse!

  • Wago

    “So niubi, what a niu person”

    I never thought I would have respect for someone getting caught for sleeping with prostitutes, but this deserves props

  • roger dodger

    LMAO that is funny as hell

  • roger dodger

    LMAO that is funny as hell

  • nwaiainuro

    One of Chinas many wonderful sights…
    I admit he has a good physique, and ass.. all his ‘exercise’ pays off well.
    I Hope by the time he made it down that poll, his JJ is still intact and not hanging up there, waving in the air
    Northeners are impressive

  • k

    If you don’t go see dirty whores and stay home with your wife,you don’t have anything to hide and you don’t have to run with your penis between your legs.

    • Boris

      You haven’t seen his wife!

    • Rick in China

      What if you just see clean whores?

      Also, I think any time a man runs, he runs with his penis between his legs. That is, of course, unless you fold it under your belt or something..what the fuck.

      • Devin

        Lol~ funny.. Nice day to see so many funny comments. It is worth it.

    • Irvin

      You’re assuming a lot, you’re assuming we all have a wife, you’re assuming we all WANT a wife.

      Have you any idea how stressful it is just to have a girlfriend? It’s nag nag nag nag shop shop shop shop complain complain, whole day everyday. Even after we bare all that you still hear “I’m not in the mood”.

      Fuck that! some of us just want the sexual satisfaction without all the drama. Your assumption that whores are worst than wives is a very naive and shallow view.

      • B-real

        The wives are the whores that don’t give pussy. And when they do give up the pussy its the most boring and tradition sex you will ever have on most occasions. Most wives in China don’t stroke the man’s ego enough for him to want to have sex with his wife. Therefore a girlfriend or paid services are needed to fill that void the wife no longer feels obligated to fill.

        • Irvin

          No shit! wives or gfs for sex is a very bad investment. They’re good if you like the company, conversations or just to cuddle. But for sex? I’ll take a whore any day.

          In a day you only spend maybe 1 or 2 hours having sex with them, and most of us that past our teen only need 1 or 2 times a week. That’s around 4 hours a week.

          Wives are like jobs, you work your ass off for peanuts, work a whole year just to get that 1 week holiday. I already got a job why would I want another? FOR THE WHORES!!!

        • http://gmail SHOCKA

          YOU ARE RIGHT – AFTER THE FIRST HOT YEARS THE WOMAN MAY COOL OFF…

          DON’T GET MARRIED- CHEAPER TO PAY FOR SEX WITHOUT EMOTIONAL HANG UPS AND HUGE EXPENSE WIFE UPKEEP!

          • notorious

            emotion is good sometimes. Especially when you’re down on your luck or need someone to talk to. A prostitute might relieve some tension but she’s only there because you’re paying her. not because you care. eventually, you’ll need someone who cares. especially when you’re old.

  • http://www.matthewsawtell.com Matthew A. Sawtell

    Hm… if there is a video – it will be an instant hit on youtube

  • MadeInChina

    this gives a new a meaning to crackdown: exposed ass sliding down pole.

    • beat it

      The next day neigbour will be complaining of holes in the pipes because this guy is climbing the way down on the pipes… hehehe

  • John Wayne

    Hey,,,, jobs are hard to come by. These ladies are resourceful and do what they need to do to survive.

  • Irvin

    If you never been through a prostitution crack down and scaled a building butt naked, you haven’t truly lived. It was worth it if only for the experience. lol

    But yeah, I think prostitution should be legalized and regulated. Make sure the prostitutes are well treated, protected by law and requires monthly checkups and health benefits.

    More than 80% of dongguan’s GDP comes from the prostitution industries anyway. Prostitutes are people too and so are the clients.

    • B-real

      I agree with you about legalizing it but murderers are people too, molesters are people too, pedophiles are people too so should their psychosis become blessed with the grace and legalities of the law?

      • Irvin

        How you associate working girls with molesters and pedos is beyond me. But whatever, internet is weird.

        • B-real

          “Because they are people too”. I understand where you were going but that statement means that drug dealers should stay in business. Are they not people? What that says to me is that if you are a person its ok to hurt others regardless of the real set of enforced rules and laws, the moral person should be obligated to go down the right road of choices for gainful employment. Yet these “people” who know the consequences for their actions if caught shouldn’t be doing it like “MURDERERS” “MOLESTERS” and the “CLIENTS” of said “SEX WORKERS”.

          Now if you said something like it should be legal because these are acts of 2 consenting parties to perform contractual relations in exchange for monetary compensation then I would totally agree. In the end that is a temporary marriage with limited risk. The consequences of catching a deadly disease should be the responsibilities of said parties or else they should go after the sluts and the rest of male population for spreading it.

          • 吴兰

            B-real, your argument is seriously flawed. They are people too, doesn’t mean drug dealers should stay in business. Drug dealers sell potential death. Murderers, molesters and others you mentioned intentionally and knowingly HURT other people. I don’t see how a whore would voluntarily hurt you (unless you’re into serious S&M, bro) – even if she contracted a disease and spreads it onto you, she is not a part of the ring that generates this disease: she herself is a victim and needs to be helped. Not to mention the fact that it can easily be prevented see how it happens in places where prostitution is legal and where sex education goes beyond the knowledge of what part of your body gets inserted into the right slot (both for whores and clients).
            And what the heck is it supposed to mean “the moral person should be obligated to go down the right road of choices for gainful employment”? No offence, but who are you to judge what the right road for me and other people is? There are examples of people who tried to do that throughout history and those examples always ended up in carnage. Plus, does the ob in China who aborts 7-months-old babies that are ready to survive out of their mom’s bodies (there is no time limit for abortion here) and who does that only to get his money – does he go down the right road? No? But he IS a doctor! Do the soldiers who are trained to kill to defend their country but also trained to kill in case their country decides to attack another go down the right road? Yes? No? You have a pretty messed up notion of what “moral person” and “the right road” is. The moral person first of all isn’t that quick to pass judgements on others. Therefore, you’re definitely not one.

    • donscarletti

      Dongguan is the third largest exporting region in China. There is plenty more there than whores.

      • Irvin

        Strange, I only know it for the whores. Dalian, shanghai, guangzhou and shenzhen I know them for exports.

        Oh well, maybe dongguan also export whores.

        • Boris

          Thanks for the information. I know where my next holiday destination is now.

          • Irvin

            I *think* they’re cracking down on dongguan, last time I went I had to call the manager in advance and refer my phone number when I got there, I think the hassle was for security.

            Mind you, it’s still the safest and best service in china cuz it’s open by offspring of government officials. But you still need to know your way around. lol

            There’s no feeling like having 6 pretty girls lining up in front of you for you to pick out. It’s like a sexual buffet.

  • http://mysticalmagicpages.blogspot.com/ Tommy

    So government officials can use government credit cards to pay for whores. But the average guy can’t pay for a whore, and isn’t even allowed to possess pornography?

    “89% of respondents believe prostitution should be legalized and regulated.”

    Anyone know if prostitution is legal in Taiwan or Hong Kong? I don’t know if this anti-prostitute attitude is a cultural thing or a communist thing.

    • http://gmail SHOCKA

      PAID SEX RATHER THAN “PROSTITUTION” WOULD BE BETTER DESCRIPTION-

      JUST A COMMERCIAL TRANSACTION LIKE- YOU GET A THRILL GOING ON A ROLLER COASTER WHICH YOU PAID FOR

  • jaycee

    he should have had a backpack with all his clothes in case he had to leave quickly.

  • mike

    a little crazy. i guess he had something to protect.

  • ralphrepo

    A waste of public law enforcement resources.

    Given the limited number of available women vis a vis the one child policy, the PRC should legalize prostitution, tax it, and use the money gained for public works. In that way a large portion of cash that would otherwise go into financing criminal empires would be diverted to community use. It would also negate the social pressures of not having enough women to go around.

  • gongLiBang

    a death climb naked to avoid police so you can arrive on the street 100% naked in middle of the day? wow that’s some impressive dumb.

  • darkandlovelykissedbythe

    I am wondering how the PRC is handling the issue of HIV/AIDS? Are they dealing with this issue at all? What about sex workers? My sense is that if the PRC does not begin to really deal with this issue, and educate the public about this, a disporportionate number of people will end up with the disease.

    • http://gregblandino@gmail.com greg

      Here is the level of sex education on AIDs that I’ve seen in Beijing at least.
      The chinese view is HIV/AIDS is carried by foreigners, especially black ones.
      The rest of the chinese couples raw dog away, regardless of how often the laogong goes to see the xiaojie’s.
      And the birth control pill is radioactive poison or something.

      • darkandlovelykissedbythe

        Greg, man, oh man, the potential for the spread of HIV/AIDs is downright scary! If the PRC doesn’t begin to really educate the people about this they are facing a deadly health crisis of epic porpotions. Thanks for the comment.

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  • http://jambla0@gmail.com James (LDN)

    This guy is an absolute legend, not only has he decided to leg it out there with no clothes on, but he’s jackie channing in out from the roof! OMG, I would like to meet this guy and shake his hand. Never mind about the fact that he was getting his end serviced, (so long as the prostitutes were willing, being paid properly and not being mistreated) with these moves he could just about get any girl with a sense of humour and a penchant for good muscles. Can’t believe it, best thing I’ve seen all year!

  • kai chang

    HAHAHAHAH… hope he didnt scrape his balls.

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  • Mail

    Should have followed the whores. They know the exits. Did he make it? Sliding down a pipe nude is harsh. He must have a very very private life to protect. What is he planning to do once on the ground? No clothes, money, or ID??

  • http://gmail SHOCKA

    YO! CATCH THE “BAD GUYS” BUT DON’T FORGET TO CATCH THE CORRUPT BILLIONAIRES WHO COMMITTED WORSE CRIMES SUCH AS STEALING PEASANTS’ LAND! THIS NO DIFFERENT FROM ANYWHERE IN THE WORLD!

    BTW THE CHAP SHOULD BE ENTERED FOR AN OLYMPIC EVENT FOR HIS CLIMBING SKILLS…

  • MadahmG

    His toes are FYCKED!

  • horny

    I got hardon , he got nice ass and legs

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