Mark Zuckerberg Appears in CCTV Police Documentary

From Sina Weibo:

@创业家杂志 CCTV recently introduced a documentary titled Chinese Police, 30 seconds into the 4th episode, the founder & CEO of Facebook Mark Zuckerberg and his wife Priscilla Chan appeared as bystanders. By coincidence the subtitle that followed said “Many problems impelled the Chinese police to find way to increase efficiency.” (Zuckerberg visited Shanghai on March 27th with his girlfriend)

Comments on Sina Weibo:

@泷涯-栗子你必须努力:

The head of an illegal foreign website, and they even planted an advertisement for him!

@汴鄭洛:

The police force is inadequate, allowing the head of an illegal foreign website and his lover openly provoke the police behind their backs.

@拉玛小店:

This is definitely to publicly hype China’s police. Even the police know how do publicity stunts these days, haha.

@白宾:

The highest net worth background actor ever.

@小小-keke:

Advertising ploy!!! It can’t be by chance, how can the video producer not know.

@克里那个斯朵夫:

Is this documentary trying to film the police or him?

@和晓一起飞:

This is the prelude to Facebook entering China.

@猴子的尾巴:

This is clearly American imperialists deliberately interfering in our internal affairs.

@nunucrab:

CCAV is very powerful…

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  • hanyucha

    On my sofa with Zucker’s fat wife!

    • Mop

      Is she really fat?
      and gtfo my sofa.

      • mr. wiener

        I’d tap that [but I’d have to be the youngest billionaire in the world]

        • typingfromwork

          http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dustin_Moskovitz

          Fucking your bosses wife? Man, that is definitely not kosher.

          • mr. wiener

            My bad, I got the fact from the linked article “Mark Zuckerberg’s Chinese girlfriend : Netizen reactions.

    • ed

      Zuckerburg is in China to steal his next new business idea.

    • lin

      She’s a healthy woman and not fat at all. Are you stupid or something? Who the fuck are you comparing her to?

    • B-pete

      Yo wife so fat, she does not need internet, becuase she is already world wide,

  • Jeff

    so?

  • Mop

    What is this about and why should I care.

    SOFA

    • Young Man

      You should care because it’s another of these foreign trash comming to China and cohabiting with Chinese women while secretly spying and stealing China’s high technology.

      The Ministry of Public Security must clean out foreign garbage, arresting foreign thugs and protect ignorant/innocent girls. Behead the snake heads [human traffickers], the unemployed Americans and Europeans who come to China to make money, trafficking in people, misleading the public and encouraging them to emigrate. Identify the foreign spies, who find a Chinese woman to cohabitate with, while their job is to collect intelligence, drawing maps and perfecting GPS [coordinates] for Japan, Korea, Europe, and America under the guise of being tourists. Drive out the foreign shrew, shut down Al-Jazeera’s Beijing Office, let those who demonize China shut their mouths and fuck off!

      • oOWOo

        lmfao

      • The Pointing Finger

        LMFAO. Young Man, you sound like a brainwashed moron…keep talking, it’s high class comedy.

        • mr. wiener

          It is actually comedy.I think he was parodying Yang Rui’s outburst from last week.

      • YellowFever

        HAHAHAHAHA…. Shame did your girlfriend get fucked by a foreigner?? Or she must have left you for some handsome white guy with a big dick. How can you be so pathetic, so should we get rid of all the Chinese people in our countries and call them spies…. China is demonized by Chinese, we just come to enjoy SIN CITY.

  • goodjob

    By coincidence the subtitle that followed said “The police force is inadequate,many problems impelled the Chinese police to find way to increase efficiency.”

    hahahah~
    べ_べ

  • http://www.iseastars.org iSeaStars

    HAHAH even Zuckerberg gets accosted for white monkey jobs. That means we r equals rite?

  • http://www.iseastars.org iSeaStars

    he’s not an extra, thats prolly just his security detail/escort.

  • http://www.iseastars.org iSeaStars

    really tho, whoring yourself out for the chinese police? a smug grin like that means the CCP bought into facebook

    • https://acrossthetasman.com/forum.php 山炮 ShanPao

      did you think you were getting more witty with every minute that passed or did you just think you were typing in QQ? Either way, it wasn’t really worth it now was it?

      • http://www.iseastars.org iSeaStars

        QQ for the win

    • waihang

      rather a split personality disorder, we are missing the imaginary persons comments in between..

  • Li RuiKe

    Were the police marching with him to RenRen HQ and making arrests for the theft of FaceBook’s IP?

  • Dat Ankle

    That second still with him smiling is creeping me out..

    • Patrick

      Add in the fact he’s got no hoodie and bigger tits than her, makes it a little creepier.

  • jeffli

    Big F’n Whoopee!

  • D. Tective

    He must really love her in his heart.

    • Patrick

      He’s rich enough, he can afford paper bags too…….

  • mp

    For a moment I thought it was Neil Heywood and Gu Kailai.

    • kaka

      Dear mp,

      the Chinese government would like you to consider the serious consequences of spreading baseless rumours about internal Chinese matters, until we have decided which truth best suits our version of reality.

      Your comment has seriously interfered with China’s internal affairs, undermined China’s core interests, and hurt the feelings of the Chinese people.

      The Chinese government suggests that you take the Chinese side’s solemn stance seriously, stop indulging and supporting rebel anti-China forces, immediately take effective measures to undo the adverse effect, and take concrete action to safeguard the overall development of your relations with China.

      Yours Sincerely,

      The Chinese Foreign Ministry
      Department of Chinese Peoples Feelings

      • The Dude

        It certainly is important that the world nations try not to hurt the feelings of the Chinese people, and also give them back the toys they threw out of the pram.

      • Dr SUN

        LOL

      • mp

        You are right. What was I thinking? I am ready to submit to re-education through labor. Umm…after making a strong self-criticism, can I share a cell with Gu?

  • Bruce

    A handsome man and a pretty girl.he is so young,not arrogant like as Chinese affluent 2nd generation.

    • kaka

      I can’t agree with your first point, the second – well, beauty is in the eye of the beholder, the fourth – if you’re right he should really think about suing the producers of “The Social Network” for wrongful character portrayal, and I’m not sure why you’ve limited yourself to “2nd generation”? He is young though…

    • typingfromwork

      Hey, he was pretty douchy before he got rich.

      I suppose at least he got rid of it, unlike many of the affluent 2nd gens.

  • http://app.wepost.me tw

    收视率大增!Viewership up!

  • Zappa Frank

    i agree she’s a little chubby, but come on, she’s far from beeing jabba the hutt. And more she’s smart, here in china maybe a lot girls are better as appearance (not in us nor in europe anyway), but usually are stupid like a box of stones.

    • linette

      That tells you about Zuckerberg as a person. He is a good person. He loves Priscilla for her being her. He doesn’t care that she is not pretty. He is not into pretty girl and personality is more important to him. He is smart.

      • Little Wolf

        I think she is pretty and not chubby at all. Is there something wrong with me?

        • mr. wiener

          No, It means you have not been brainwashed into thinking the only women worthy of your shlong are stick-insect aliens. Nothing wrong with doing the beast with two backs with a woman with a natural figure :)

          • Little Wolf

            Whew! Thanks weiner. I was a little concerned.

          • mr. wiener

            To all the stupid people out there who have said how fat and horrible she is I can only respond:
            You truly don’t fucking get it, do you? You poor,dum motherfuckers. You’re going to miss out on everything cool and die angry. I’d pity you, but it would be wasted.
            That’s my rant for the day. I feel purged, it’s better than having bran muffin.

        • lin

          There is nothing wrong with you. People who are calling her fat behind a computer are just losers who can’t get any. They’re the ones who are messed up for unrealistic portrayal of an average pretty girl.

      • Uncle Jeebers

        He’s not “smart”. He’s jewish mafia. That’s how you get to be some major CEO before you get through puberty. And his wife is ugly and fat because he’s a jaded wanker who wouldn’t know a dinosaur if it fell on top of him.

  • h3ll

    She is not ugly ,she seems pretty average girl,normal weight.Women with hips are sexier^^

  • Dr SUN

    She looks ok to me.

  • MrT

    He looks like a smug prick.

    • tai wai

      He’s earned the right to be smug.

      You, however, sound like a jealous prick.

  • Black Sugar Daddy

    No doubt she looks better than eattot and she speakers better english than eattot does for sure , but i still like eattot and her foaming lower mouth !

  • eattot

    欧米伽!men are also nosy!
    ok,she looks much better this time, much more stylish and her body seems not so fat and dark as before.and sure,sunglasses is good for some reason.
    yesterday i went to cafe,chat to guys inside,omg!men are so nosy too…this actress is ugly that is sexy,who is white tall pretty who is short ugly dark…..who is slut who is digger who is who ,who is ……
    dizzy!

    • Little Wolf

      Yeah Eattot… some of these guys talk as if they ever had a chance in hell that those girls would even look at them. Worse than women sometimes with their gossip.

    • Zappa Frank

      you know, in westeners countries to have dark skin is not at all a problem, for many a tanned, light dark skin is far way better than white skin chinese like so much.

    • whiskersthecat

      But has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

  • the ace of books

    I kind of love the phrase 脸谱网。

    Also, calling BS on everyone who thinks Chan is “chubby”, “fat” or anything of the sort. Still think Zuckerberg looks like a smug ZB, though.

  • http://www.qq.com/1325279774 Kedafu

    Song of the Article

    On We March
    -Trent Reznor and Atticus Ross
    from the Social Network OST

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=67C6EHUxeG4

    wumaodang

  • Notorious

    she looks like the size of a typical american female. nothing fat about her at all. but i guess size is important in a place where people might be small?

  • http://www.matthewsawtell.com Matthew A. Sawtell

    Okay… this is starting to get a bit… silly. Between the incidents in Guangdong and Beijing with ‘security lapses’, someone at the CCTV would know better than now toss some gasoline on that still hot pile of ashes. Then again… kudos for the wicked sense of humor.

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  • HeSaidSheSaid

    ‘The head of an illegal foreign website, and they even planted an advertisement for him!’

    Um… What? He’s not exactly a criminal.

  • typingfromwork

    Love the sarcasm in the comments.

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  • Uncle Jeebers

    I’m somehow not scared by the shots of Chinese soldiers and police running. I somehow think they are a bunch of weak queers. And the whole tooth-fairy “suicide bomber” thing is hilarious. Yeah, if I want to attack you, I’m going to blow myself up…in coffee shops full of other Arabs, and nowhere around Israeli government or police locations. That’s real smart. I totally believe in suicide bombers. Yo.

  • kodi

    His GF is not as unattractive as some people claim. She is not a model, but beauty is in the eye of the beholder I guess. I just hope he has the proper legal documents signed before he takes this further.

    BTW: Him being able to get a visa to China is amazing to me. You must understand the mentality of this government to understand why.

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