7 Silly Ways of Kissing Amuses Chinese Netizens

From Sina Weibo:

@剑神葡萄: Seven types of graceful and elegant kissing methods. Which type do you like?

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Comments from Sina Weibo:

張小熊貓Vivian:

My perverse boyfriend prefers the second type. Once he held my hands/arms down and licked my face. Fuck! A face covered in smelly saliva! [生病][吐]

_婉婉婉:

All the comments below are either girlfriends @’ing their boyfriends or boyfriends @’ing their girlfriends. I can only silently beg for upvotes…

蓝不了的海:

What a poor guy~ kissing an inflatable doll~~~

crazy-Alice:

This is making fun of those males who don’t know how to kiss, right…? These are all ways [of kissing] that girls loathe…

丹尼BA:

The last one is awesome.

acaiiiiii:

My face feels wet after looking at all of them.

乖乖小啦啦啦:

Only want to say “so disgusting”…

荷蟹社会三个戴表:

First you need two people, so those who are single should just silent click upvote. [拜拜]

澜沧:

First you need a partner willing to let you kiss them. [拜拜][拜拜]

呃-蜡笔小行:

The scene/images are too beautiful, I dare not look!

懒丝黄捷明:

Single people can only kiss their own hand. [拜拜]

半调子少爷特别胸:

Shamelessly got hard. [亲亲]

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  • davilin

    Most ridiculous way of kissing is the selfie kissing, 100% chinese “culture”. Doing a selfie (always the girl of course) with her boyfriend. Boyfriend eyes are usually closed, and girl eyes looking at the smartphone and not caring about the kiss but how she looks in the selfie.

    • Stefan

      The boy kissing on the cheeks or on the mouth?

      • davilin

        Both

    • yangsiyuan

      100% chinese culture? What? Are you saying that non-Chinese girls don’t do that?

    • The Enlightened One

      I agree. When this whole cheesy concept of the “selfie” came out…

      I was wondering how it even caught on. It just seems so lame… why feed into someone’s narcissism?

      But then again, the people that do “selfies” probably also think that “twerking” is awesome… so there’s no getting through to them, is there?

      • linette lee

        Oh NO!!! The house is on fire..let me call the fire department..oh..but wait, let me first take a selfie. Do I look good?
        LoL..

      • ESL Ninja

        people have been doing self portraits for hundreds of years, if not thousands. The only difference is that digital photography is quick and cheap so allows people do do it easier.

        • noodles76

          Deleted –

          • Dr Sun

            noodles I often wish I had done that , LOL

  • Stefan

    Chinese girls don’t like using the tongue when kissing compared to Western girls.

    • wes707

      Really Stefan?

      • Stefan

        Yes, have your experience been different?

        • Irvin

          Get a new gf stefan.

        • IsurvivedChina

          hell yeah!

    • Markoff

      are you sure you are not confusing it with blowjob and anal?

      seem like some information from “forever alone” guy

    • filabusta

      Everybody has to learn sometime.

    • SWAM

      this comment contradicts my experience with more than one Chinese GF (mainland college girls) then again Stephan is the type to speak from his fantasy land not reality. also mark is incorrect about the bj (with one exception)

    • noodles76

      I wish that were true.

      • Dr Sun

        I think he was talking about when kissing face to face noodles.

    • Dr Sun

      well, they don’t want to be infected with HPV, like 90% of Americans are

      http://www.cdc.gov/hpv/

    • Gordon Gogodancer

      not the ones i know

  • Dr Sun

    sums this up

    这是讽刺那些不会接吻的男性吧…这些都是女人讨厌的方式…

  • Honibaz

    If you use the 7th method often enough, your face may turn into a flatbread.

  • death_by_ivory

    I dont know I must be the only girl in the world who hates kissing.Tongue and saliva of someone else in my mouth.No,thanks!

    • noodles76

      (not a girl) But I gave up on tongue kissing a long time ago. Too many people don’t know how to do it. In China…..forget it. If a girl wants to put her tongue somewhere, I pray it isn’t my mouth.

  • maybeabanana

    And that is why kids, you should all keep good oral hygiene. Eat your preserved veggies and shrimp paste on occasions that kissing isn’t planned!

  • Irvin

    I don’t know what’s funny but I can’t stop laughing lol

  • Next up, “7 Silly Ways of Dying in Public While Everyone Watches Without Lending a Hand in an Otherwise Preventable Death”.

  • The Enlightened One

    I think if I saw the second image acted out in public… I would burst out laughing.

    Something tells me after “kissing” her boyfriend, the girl would long for a nice boiling shower.

  • The Enlightened One

    Perhaps some more experienced foreigners should open up kissing classes. Opportunity is knocking! Could be a booming business with side benefits!

    • noodles76

      I think I’d rather teach the blind how to juggle. Easier. And I wouldn’t have to have dragon breath in my face all day.

  • The most common form of kissing in China…is kissing the Boss arse…French style

    • linette lee

      That’s the most common form of kiss. hahaha.:)

    • Dr Sun

      Something they have learned from who ?

  • DavidisDawei

    In Drawing #6, is the guy surprised or running out of Oxygen?

    • mr.wiener

      I’m guessing she didn’t brush her teeth that week.

  • Insomnicide

    Alright the first one…is that Fist of the North Star?

  • RiverHorser

    too much japanese av. think chinese girls are the worst kissers. cant say about chinese guys for a lack of experience

    • Dr Sun

      awesome post, thanks :)

    • Wololoo

      Worst thing is, they just open there mouth and don’t use their tongue at all, making it ridiculous using the own tongue.

  • Washington Bullets

    yeah… I’m a type 7 kind of guy. My girlfriend loves it.

  • This reminds me of an old Bill Plympton cartoon: http://tu.tv/videos/bill-plympton-how-to-kiss-1988-

  • wow there sure are a lot of racist comments here on this site…

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