A 13-year-old Chinese girl in Guangxi province murdered and dismembered her classmate, whom she envied and resented for being more beautiful than herself.
Chinese elementary school principal & government employee in Hainan arrested on suspicion of taking sixth grade schoolgirls to a hotel & sexually assaulting them.
A French girl blocking the automatic doors to prevent the train from leaving to wait for a friend is kicked off by another passenger. Chinese netizen reactions.
Chinese netizen reactions to Pyongyang female traffic police officer Ri Kyong Sim emotionally crying & wailing when receiving the 'Hero of the Republic' award.
Photos of a Chinese cosmetics company in Chongqing training its employees to deal with pressure by having them publicly crawl on their knees on the street.
For the last week I’ve been waiting for an opportunity to talk about the inevitable retractions in US fiscal and monetary policy and the effects they will have on the people of Asia but instead I’m apparently required to discuss Leonardo DiCaprio photoshops so instead I’ll throw together some random and vaguely related shit:
* Something Awful did photoshops much better back in the day before they got taken over by commie faggots and all the good photoshop people left
* His accent in Blood Diamond was hilarious, sometimes I wish I was a South African
* Two years ago I met the historian Niall Ferguson on a plane and he called me “the smartest Korean I’ve ever met”, I didn’t know who he was at the time and I took this to be some sort of condescending insult, in retrospect I regret that I missed the opportunity to talk with him more.
FoB
Oh look its that gook troll again.
dont u have other important things to argue about?
like how Confucius is korean? LOL
CONFUSCIUS
LOL CONFUCIUS
SMARTEST KOREAN ALIVE
cassie
Confucious is chinese.
Every one knows that
Don’t let people make fun of you.
gth793y
I agreee.
The personal exploits of Pusan Playa are much more interesting than any current internet phenomenon of major Chinese websites.
After all, this is a website dedicated to nourishing the often validation demanding ego of Pusan Playa.
Chunghwa (af home)
BAWWWWWWWWWW, nobody is talking about US fiscal policy. ChinaSmack how COULD you?
BAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
Hammer
The smartest Korean Niall Ferguson’s ever met reads ChinaSmack? Either the Pusan Playa is lying, Niall Ferguson knows just one or two Koreans, or Korea is in miserable f*cking shape.
krdr
Pusan Playa is Chinese internet phenomenon itself!
What puzzles me is Niall Ferguson gave Pusan Playa compliment or insulted Korean nation? PP is smart guy and maybe Niall didn’t met many Koreans, so I would restrain my self from searching for answer.
Yes, Leonardo DiCaprio generally to spend his time browsing the internets to see if anyone is posting (somewhat) humorous, (borderline) competent photoshops of himself rather than banging his supermodel girlfriends.
I feel that I can speak for Mr. DiCaprio in saying “Thank you, lonely, uncared for internet people.”
TTOZ
Get a fuckin sense of humor plz.
EVEE
Christ, Prichard. How long is that stick up your ass?
http://www.chinasmack.com/2010/announcements/30-days-30-free-fbvpn-accounts-for-chinasmack-readers.html Nicholas
Several of the movies in those pictures could be improved by a strutting Leonardo scene.
http://qoobie23.wordpress.com qoobie23
The Lord of the Ring PS is great
练练英语
the picture fengjie holds dicaprio’s arm is so awesome…
shade
This was just plain dumb…
Teacher in China
Jeebus!!
I was just doing some research into “Inception” 5 minutes ago and came across a different link to this same meme. After laughing for a while, I’m like “Hey, what’s happening on ChinaSMACK?” IT’S THE STRUT!! You cannot escape the strut…
Thanks Fauna, I’m gonna have DiCaprio strutting through my fucking nightmares now…
We are smirking. First, television makes an arse of Brad Pitt stumbling on a tread mill, next they go after Leo? Mmm, no hero is inpenetratable.
Strutter Island
Some of it’s nice clone work. But I’d probably go for a beer before I’d managed to blend his homo freakin’ head in to my photo, so props for the patience.
Been trying to decide if Leonardo or Adam Sandler is more talented, thought Leo for a while, nah Gilbert Grape is rubbish, but also Punch Drunk Love is abysmal too.
Sjin
Almost all these images come from the /tv/ board at 4chan, I even made one of the shops in this list (the twisting inception hallway one)
wtfdik
They’ve been on /b/ for quite a few days.
But the few chinese ones where maybe really done by mop ppl.
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