Pretty Chinese Rich Girl Parks Maserati in Middle of Street

A rich Chinese girl was seen parking her expensive Maserati super car on the double-yellow lines in the middle of the street in Chongqing, despite available parking spaces on the side.

One of the most popular photo features on major Chinese web portal NetEase over the past 24 hours…

From NetEase:

Chongqing “White, Rich, and Beautiful” Girl Parks Car in Middle of Road Straddling Double-Yellow Lines

August 9th afternoon, Chongqing, enthusiastic reader Ms. Wang claimed that outside the office building of a company in Yubei district Ranjiaba, a white Maserati sports car was parked on the double-yellow lines in the center of the street, with the driver being an over 1.7m tall beauty, who simply walked away after parking. “Parking like this is too selfish, the car has already been parked like this for over an hour,” Ms. Wang said.

A rich Chinese girl was seen parking her expensive Maserati super car on the double-yellow lines in the middle of the street in Chongqing, despite available parking spaces on the side.

At 4pm in the afternoon, this reporter arrived at the scene and found that traffic police was already there. This is is a double-lane two-way, about 500 meter long no outlet street, with empty spaces on the white parking lanes on both sides, but a white Maserati two-seater sports car doesn’t park in the parking spots and instead directly placed itself across the center double-yellow lanes in the middle of the street. This white Maserati’s license plate begins with 渝A, is a Granturismo model. Checking prices online, this model costs over 2 million RMB or above for the cheapest version.

A rich Chinese girl was seen parking her expensive Maserati super car on the double-yellow lines in the middle of the street in Chongqing, despite available parking spaces on the side.

Around 4:10pm in the afternoon, a young girl wearing a black and white striped t-shirt and denim shorts appeared on the scene, admitted that this was her car. The girl was 1.7m tall or more, is very pretty, said she was surnamed Xu, is 22 years old, just graduated from university, and is currently an intern at a nearby company.

A rich Chinese girl was seen parking her expensive Maserati super car on the double-yellow lines in the middle of the street in Chongqing, despite available parking spaces on the side.

Little Xu explained that the company’s garage was full so everyone parks on this road but when she arrived today, there were other cars parked on the double-yellow lines, so she parked with them, not knowing why now only her car is left.

A rich Chinese girl was seen parking her expensive Maserati super car on the double-yellow lines in the middle of the street in Chongqing, despite available parking spaces on the side.

This reporter conveyed the opinions/comments of some of the people that had passed by, to which Young Xu felt her car had angered the public. According to her, this car is registered under her mother-in-law’s name, normally left at home and rarely driven. It was only because [the mother-in-law] thought doing so was such a waste that she let her [Xu] drive it for a bit, never expecting that she’d cause trouble after just a few days of driving it.

Comments from NetEase:

网易浙江省宁波市网友 ip:125.115.*.*:

All traffic regulations and all laws are designed to apply to diaosi, so these bai fu mei [white, rich, and beautiful] and gao fu shuai [tall, rich, and handsome]” are able to park on the double-yellow lines, drive wearing sandals, and this traffic officer even patiently explains to the owner, probably saying: This is too conspicuous, give me some face [you're putting me in a bad position].”

再见老卡 [网易四川省成都市网友]:

22, just graduated, car is her mother-in-law’s, interning at a company, 1.7m, beautiful, fuck, there’s so much information here [so much that can be deduced].

网易江苏省泰州市网友:

A mistress kept by a the child of a government official or military official [Chinese Red Army, PLA].

网易广东省梅州市网友 ip:113.82.*.*:

Putting aside that the parking was a violation, wearing sandals [to drive] is also a violation, is the JC blind!?

legoto [网易广东省惠州市网友]:

If she doesn’t park on the double-yellow lines, how could other people see [her fancy car]? People who buy iPhones all say they don’t have pockets, and those who have tattoos all say the weather is hot.
Last time at Huizhou Huamao I also saw a sports car, parked directly in the middle of the entrance to the parking lot from the street. And one time at a JUSCO, there was an antique sports car parked in the aisle/walkway.
If not to show off/be self-important, why buy such a good car?

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  • Beelzebub

    money without class!!!

    • Irvin

      What is class without money? eatting Mcdonals with fork and knife?

      • Beelzebub

        Mcdonalds is for the great unsoaped, but you may well be onto something

      • mr.wiener

        Say what you like about Mc Chuckers, at least they have toilets that are clean and sit-able…heaven, sheer manna for the weary westerner.

        Seriously this person sounds like the biggest dumb arse in the world, but I wept tears of pure joy after 3 months on the road in the backwoods of china and coming across a Mcdonalds bathroom…Music to my ..rear.

        • Robert Rou

          This is awesome. White guys praising McDonald’s bathrooms.

        • Irvin

          One of these days I’m gonna take some photos of mcd’s bathrooms, it’s the same shit like every other chinese restaurant!

          • Robert Rou

            No need to present the obvious. Regardless of how pristine McDonald’s toilets are, it’s still nothing more than a junk food establishment.

          • mr.wiener

            Not denying it.

    • biggj

      You don’t understand chinese culture, if you don’t like china you can leave white devil!!! hahaha

      • Robert Rou

        If you don’t like America, you can… well fuk I’m gonna park my fat ass right here and pick up my welfare check and food stamps. I’m gonna be as disrepectful to everyone as I damn well feel like it.

        • biggj

          It the American way. lol

        • Mihel

          When lacking in witty responses, mocking America is the way to go.
          I mean, mocking America is always relevant, right?

          • Robert Rou

            Not entirely sure about that, but if you say so, then surely it must be so. Remember you’re saying it, not me.

          • Mihel

            Addendum: mocking the west and white people is also very relevant.
            Especially if no western or white people are involved or even remotely related to the topic in question. Keep it in mind, it might prove useful when you find yourself lacking wit.

          • Robert Rou

            Post-post-post addendum: mocking the east and asian people is also very relevant.

            But truly, I appreciate the sparkling “wit” on your behalf. I’m offering a self-congratulatory pat on the back as soon as you’d like. Also, if you could dictate the Rules of the Internet for me in your response, it’d be very helpful. I am just utterly lost without you!

          • Mihel

            Exactly, when chinese people do stupid things it is relevant to mock chinese people (although I maintain that when chinese people do stupid things mocking America is preferred). I see you’ve learned something today.

            Still, I appreciate the pat on the back.

            Fauna or whoever should open americaFUCK or something, so people in need to moan about America could have a proper outlet to vent off their complaints.

          • Robert Rou

            What in God’s name are you talking about? Can you not see that I was responding to a particular comment?

          • biggj

            Shit just got real….hahaha You say what you want about china….but you bring america into this….ah man….look the fuck out…hhaahha.

            That guy is on to you fucking hard. haah

          • YungBruce

            No idea why Robert’s particular low-brow response is picked out by you. It’s all pretty witless IMO.

            BiggJ facetiously reversed the roles he’s accustomed to as a Westerner.

            “Love it or Leave it”
            “Speak English or git out”

            But wah he mek fun of USA.

  • biggj

    Guo Mei Mei don’t give a fuck!! Up to no good again.

    • JellyBean

      don’t worry, a few more years of drainage oil, hazardous PMIs, heavy metal reinforced vegetables, arsenic water and river pork soup will handle these first world *cough* problems by themself. Or maybe an organ thief will just come through and empty her after getting drugged at the manicure

    • http://simplydesigned.tumblr.com/ maybeabanana

      I think most people like her can drive properly but chooses not to nor cares to like you’ve stated. Just spoiled individuals being a major dick.

  • robinyatesph

    lovely legs gives a girl an excuse!

    • Zappa Frank

      lovely? barely seem girl’s legs, and her feet are too big by far. Besides there’s a red spot on her right leg. Moreover her ass is completely flat.. she may be a ladyboy if you ask me..

      • Cauffiel

        Yeah, I really would not look at this girl twice, and my standards are pretty low! Haha.

        • mr.wiener

          My standards are far lower than anyone else’s ,but all I see here is a standard asian skinny wench built like a fence rail that has the stench of “needy high maintainence bitch” all over her.

          • Beelzebub

            Amen to that bro!!!!

        • 剑胆琴心

          not true,in china, as long as your slim then your shape is sexy…
          its different.
          but why some white girls, even they are slim, they still have good tits.
          i dislike sticky women.even i need to lose some weight.i still not feel sad for my body.and i merely feel any pain…

          • biggj

            Of all the people who comment on here. You always make me laugh the most.:) I mean that in good way.

          • mr.wiener

            The bigger the cushion the sweeter the pushing hon :)

          • Cauffiel

            Post a full body photo of yourself, and chinaSMACK will tell you how you rate. :-D

          • Zappa Frank

            in china men and women are almost the same for tits size.

      • mwanafa

        All those qualities minus Big feet are the qualities for a beautiful girl in Chinese eyes.

        • Zappa Frank

          i usually like thin girls too, but she does’t seem a girl at all judging from that half that i can see. I mean, i’m sure she’s a girl, i don’t question that, but far from being sexy, hot, or whatever… no doubt, still better than a fat girl.

          • mr.wiener

            I like a fat chick! If she has curves I mean.

          • Zappa Frank

            i meant something like big mama, or norbit’s wife.

    • wingedgenius

      Really? To me, she’s not exactly a “looker”.

      *looking at pictures again*

      Yeah, I wouldn’t pay attention to a lady like her if she passed me by. I’ve found more beautiful women out there in China. ;)

    • http://500px.com/justinrjones whiskersthecat

      She’s got some big feet. They look a lot like mine, actually.
      It’s not me, though. Her legs aren’t nice enough.

  • maja

    …so slow

  • biggj

    BREAKING NEWS!! One official mistress was caught parking in the middle of the road for some odd reason She calls her sugar daddy who immediately comes to the scene with his 2 buddy officials. As the mistress’s man talks to the police officer the other 2 officials get a red envelop full of money ready to give to the officer to make this all go away. The officer being a good cop, refuses the money and is later fired from the police force the same day.

    UPDATE!!! The officer who dealt with this incident was found later that night dead with blunt force trauma to the head and 4 gun shot wounds to the chest. There was also a red envelop stuffed in his mouth full of money. Coroners autopsy reveals officer committed suicide.

    • Cauffiel

      biggj, are any photos of officials at the scene of the parking violation available yet?

      • biggj

        You can’t see the picture?

        • Cauffiel

          Ah! It didn’t load earlier. Can see now.

    • mwanafa

      And just when the traffic officer asked her for a driving licence, she took out a small bag of heroine and ask him if he could join her in a club that evening.

      • Robert Rou

        I thought you were telling us that was *your* drug of choice?

        • mwanafa

          Mon dieu and how did you know that?

          • Robert Rou

            You’re the white devil, didn’t ya know lol

      • Woodbine Willie

        Heroin is nothing NEW, I have CHASED the DRAGON, so all this rebellious behaviour is nothing new. I bet they just mix it in with their chivas and ice tea, and probably feel no effects of it AT ALL. MDMA is a party drug, heroin just makes you feel great, then want to sleep in my opinion. No if you want to dance like a loon and smile and be happy, MDMA, a lot of it, is what you need now.

        • Robert Rou

          While you’re at it, spike it with some Opium. Market it like medicinal remedy, especially to a Party member since they are the ones with money. I guarantee you will be very popular.

          • John Harvey Kellogg

            Opium aka sherlock holmes era, pipe et al?

    • MonkeyMouth

      this is good…haha…. we should all dress up like them on hallowe’en

    • BlackSugarDaddy

      You avatar looks like an old mangy hairy baboon? Are you a human-baboon mix or simply mutated neanderthal?

      • biggj

        “Blacksugardaddy……….I am your father…..”

        • BlackSugarDaddy

          just eat my shit !

      • Mighty曹

        That’s Samuel Bad Ass L. Jackson to you.

        • biggj

          “Enough is enough! I have had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane!”

          My favorite line of all time from any movie…fuck, that makes me laugh.

          • Mighty曹

            “AK-47. The very best there is. When you absolutely, positively got to kill every motherf*cker in the room, accept no substitutes.”

          • KAMIKAZIPILOT

            Pretty good but to me without a doubt the absolute best was:
            “You’re gonna need a bigger boat”

        • http://500px.com/justinrjones whiskersthecat

          “Hold on to your butts”

        • BlackSugarDaddy

          Sure, I know who the avatar is. This biggj( big Jean) just gets on my nerves

          • Mighty曹

            Hahaha.. ‘big jean’.

      • maja

        help yourself

    • RonghuiLi

      this is ridiculous

    • Dumbledore

      Get carried away will you? Parking fines here are just 50 kuai, rising up to 200 for grave offences. Not need to fuel the flames with some bull corruption allegation that everyone is bought and sold. Save it for the real stories.

  • Cauffiel

    Fuck if I would let some asshole cop write a ticket on the hood of my goddamn Maserati.

    • Cauffiel

      Oh, I guess its the trunk. Whatever!

    • Mighty曹

      I hope he pressed hard on that pen.

  • tiagoguedes

    10/10 would bang!

    • mr.wiener

      I’d be checking my member for teeth marks afterwards.
      I wouldn’t touch that with yours.

  • Irvin

    When you post an article with the headding “pretty chinese rich girl” you should at least show us her face so we can judge for ourselves, otherwise just use something like “pretty rich chinese girl….” instead.

    • Kai

      Pretty sure it’s going off the original source’s description of her as a “mei nv”.

      • Irvin

        Yeah, it was more of a judgement of the source material than the translation. They describe her as 170cm, but being tall isn’t beauty, I’ve seen some tall fugly girls in my days.

        • Kai

          Without that, they can’t play the “bai fu mei” angle. It’s basically stoking resentment of the rich, which depending on how much you believe the girl’s explanation for her parking, may or may not be justified social shaming. Heh.

      • Germandude

        Kai, you are screwed. If Irvin is American, he will sue chinaSmack for misleading him to believe he could get some nice pictures to jerk off to and all he got was some legs he didn’t like next to a car he can’t afford.

        • Kai

          Not my fault he can’t fap to sexy cars he can’t afford. What kind of man is he?!

          Ohhh, Aventador…*stroke* …You brought your friend LaFerrari? *stroke stroke*

    • http://simplydesigned.tumblr.com/ maybeabanana

      I do wondered the same, but it seems that we just want to say she’s not a beauty ANnnnD she’s incapable lol. Playing dumb will burn my fuse real quicker than switching on a light bulb.

  • 剑胆琴心

    so nice to be rich or stunning…
    for a girl, being beautiful is so lucky, if born from a rich family then super lucky…being smart is not that important.
    羡慕嫉妒恨!i wish my kid can get that luck at least since i found a handsome daddy for him/her.

    • Atlas

      Well if they get from their mother then you’ll have half your wish fulfilled: they won’t be smart.

      Although if you want them to be beautiful you’d probably need some foreigner blood in the mix. Even that may not be enough to salvage your family though.

      • chandlerpatrick

        OWNED!

      • 剑胆琴心

        some pure chinese kids look better than mixed too…
        only in human being mixed better…but not really, at least no any smart mixed scientists.
        also mixed mainly can be hot for asian.

        • Atlas

          I’m saying the only for YOU to have barely passable children would be to infuse some white blood into the mix.

          Although in your specific case that would still be like mixing shit and vanilla.

          • 剑胆琴心

            fuck off
            do not write to me again
            your father’s shit mixed your mother’s vanilla made you.

          • Beelzebub

            eattot, my dear, I see you are feisty again, your avatar is delectable

          • mr.wiener

            Stay real my dear, stay you.

          • Linette lee

            I say the same thing to eat tot. Just be yourself . We all may not agree with each other philosophy but we can express them with honesty here.

          • Robert Rou

            Funny how you read mr. weiner’s statement FAR different than how i read it.

          • 剑胆琴心

            i know, but i am sure most girls or guys have the same thought sometimes.
            who do not wanna born beautiful and rich???
            people just do not say it out.
            if i were rich, i would not have to deal with men, i would not have to look for job this and that…i do wish at least my kid wont have to live as me.
            snobbish men hurt most when i get mature i realize.

          • Woodbine Willie

            But it seems you like dealing with men, my dear. Wo shi dui de hai shi wo shi dui de???

          • Repatriated

            You just want to be lazy and have everything handed to you…instead of working hard and being proud of said hard work.

          • Atlas

            Looking at your profile, you look like a drunk dyke.

            You’re the man btw.

          • wingedgenius

            Stay classy… *wink*

          • Robert Rou

            LMAO, nothing but a shit talker here. I haven’t see your picture, son! Don’t forget, you’re Mr. Hotshot back at home that’s why you went to China, right? LOL

          • Zappa Frank

            i think you do not have any idea about who etto is right? did you ever read any of her previous comments? or do you think to be the withe knight who’s protecting the innocent girl?

          • Robert Rou

            Nah I’m a blue, turquioise, silver, pink, yellow, maroon multi-colored hologram knight. And yeah I’ve read her comments, as well as yours, and a lot of other peoples. So where’s the pic, Mr. I’m so Handsome From…. ? you’ll also want to let us know where you’re from right?

          • Zappa Frank

            don’t trouble your mind..

          • Robert Rou

            It’s okay. English wasn’t my first language either. I’ll try not to be terribly cocky and dissing on young girls either.

          • Zappa Frank

            things are 2:
            -1 she has an incredible sense of humor and she’s cheating us prentending to be stupid and superficial.
            -2 she is..
            she’s used to blame people accusing them to be ugly, just to say, it’s her primary form of attack.
            You think to be a gentleman defending a young girl against bad guys who want to diss her… you’re in the best case naive.
            She’s ugly as hell but pretend to be beautiful

          • Robert Rou

            I’ve heard that guys that overtly bash on women tend to be incredibly insecure mainly out of fear of rejection, their low standing in life, and joblessness.

          • Zappa Frank

            that’s all you got? zzzzz…… ok enough i’m offically bored..

          • mr.wiener

            Defending Eattot is like protecting the fire breathing dragon from the virginal maiden, god love her.

      • Guest

        You think your personal opinion that Chinese women are ugly is representative of the West as a whole.

        Please regard “Yellow Fever.”

        Definitely propping up a world of stupid, Atlas.

        • Atlas

          You’re a moron, right?

          Chinese girls are cute, on average.

          This one is plain ugly and disgusting. Learn to read.

    • vincent_t

      I don’t understand why you have the sort of deep jealousy until i see your profile pic and read your idiotic comment. Be strong

    • chandlerpatrick

      If you are rich and beautiful, yet stupid – at some point you’re bound to get yourself into a situation in which your money or looks won’t matter, (let’s say some sort of life or death situation) If you are stupid, you die fast. If you are smart, you might also die, but have a better chance because you have things like common sense, intuition, etc. So, in fact being smart is more important than wealth or beauty…

      • KAMIKAZIPILOT

        Yeah, also beauty only lasts for a few years, 10, maybe 20 if you’re lucky, after that she’ll just be a tired old looking skank without a brain. Isn’t there a chinese saying that a beautiful woman lives a hard life?

    • Zappa Frank

      and you show this point everytime you post…except for the beauty

      • Robert Rou

        We’re all patiently waiting for *your* profile pic, Mr. Handsome.

        • Zappa Frank

          you can ask your mama, she pays me 2000$ dollars each time..

          • Robert Rou

            Nice “your mama” joke. I’m back in 6th grade again. Another one?

          • Zappa Frank

            always ready mr!

          • Robert Rou

            Nothing but crickets so far on this end. I’m waiting.

          • Zappa Frank

            waiting what?

          • biggj

            A joke.

            Here tell him this:

            His Mama’s like a mosquito, you have to slap her to get her to stop sucking.

          • Robert Rou

            Lol. Not bad, not bad, biggj. I hear you’re from Alaska, yeah?

          • biggj

            No.I’m no ‘Murican…I come from USA junior….Canada.

          • mr.wiener

            His Mama’s like the sun…Big round and hard to look at.

      • KAMIKAZIPILOT

        ROTFL, that’s funny, and true.

    • Repatriated

      Being born rich or beautiful is NOT the only way to make something for YOURSELF and enjoy life. If you got over money a little bit, you’d probably be a lot happier.

  • Robin Xi

    I don’t know, she is dressed pretty simple for someone who’s driving a 2 million RMB car…

    • Kai

      Hot summer, clothes could all be expensive name brands, not a particularly shoddy purse… that umbrella is pretty janky though.

      • Cauffiel

        No no no way…. even poor ass ghetto girls wear high heels when they ride rusty old bicycles down the street. This girl is wearing flip flops. She just has no style.

        • mr.wiener

          She’s 170cm already and towers over that cop, imagine her in high heels….

          • KAMIKAZIPILOT

            Yeah, she’d be like a beanpole looking down on a midget. However, never underestimate asian midgets, they’re some of the most feisty people I’ve ever known.

          • Robert Rou

            White midgets are just plain fuk’d up though. Think Mini-me and his wacked up pinky finger.

          • wingedgenius

            THIS MAN SPEAKS THE TRUTH!!!

        • Zappa Frank

          style? you’re asking too much… do not forget it’s china. some girls used to wear some clothes that in westeners countries are barely good to dress your daughter for a carnival party.

    • 剑胆琴心

      poor people wear a diamond ring people still think it’s fake.
      rich people wear a glass ring people still think it’s jade.

      if your rich, then you really do not need to mind the class that much, being rich has the right to say _ i am poor.

      • chandlerpatrick

        Actually you’re right on the money with that point!
        I’ll add….
        Truly wealthy people (of high quality) give back to society, without being media whores, while new rich (house demolition rich), and corrupt officials show off their ill gotten millions, while giving back piss and shit.

  • TonyInNYC

    If this had happened in New York City, the car would’ve been towed and when she returned to find her car gone she’d have to figure out what to do next.

    • Cauffiel

      Seriously, I don’t think I’ve ever seen a car get towed in China. I’m not even sure I’ve seen booted cars.

      • MonkeyMouth

        they have the boots here on the campus where i work. even saw one on a Beemer once. so it aint all bad

      • 123

        It is very rare. Maybe it’s because of the risk of using it to steal.

    • YourSupremeCommander

      If you are that traffic cop you would not dare to ticket or tow this car. Because if you do, the risk of her rich & powerful dad or BF will phone your superior’s superior is very very high, and you will be out of a job the next day.

  • chandlerpatrick

    Funny. This one time, a car parked in front of mine, but I guess he did not know how to parallel park, and scraped the shit out of my car. AND the asshole had half of his car just sticking out of the parking spot, blocking half of what was a single lane, narrow road. I called the cops, and guess what?!? They did fuck ALL! I told them, just tow the fucking thing! Nope, can’t be done… Anywhere else, this ho’s car would be towed instantly, and impounded… The cops should have towed, but this ho is the one the blame. I’d love to hear about this same girl trying that shit in the Tenderloin, or Queens, and see what happens…

    • Cauffiel

      I’ve never seen so many people have so much trouble parallel parking. Which is weird in a place that demands so much of it.

      • chandlerpatrick

        I’m just dumbstruck, when I see some ass-hat driving a range rover the size of a house, trying to park it in some small space…

        • Cauffiel

          By going in forward….

    • 123

      I doubt the police even has any towing gear.

  • Chicago Chink

    I’m not sure whether I want to make love to the chick or the car.

    • YourSupremeCommander

      To help you decide, let me have them first, and then I will let you know the score.

      • http://simplydesigned.tumblr.com/ maybeabanana

        You would want a chick that said she doesn’t know what happened as to why her car is the only one left? Or her excuse is because everyone is doing it? She’s clearly a dumb brat that…but I guess it’s easier to command when she sees that black penis head :P

    • Mighty曹

      You take the chick. Leave me the car.

    • Zappa Frank

      the car definitly

      • moody

        With those legs, she surely could use a little more excersising.
        I say, tow the car, cut her off, and bycicle for the lady
        that will shape her up a little

      • biggj

        HA, is your picture a guy chocking a dude with down syndrome?

        • Zappa Frank

          hahaha yes, almost.

    • mr.wiener

      Make love to the chick, in the car.
      Note: If you want to make her scream twice wipe your dick on the leather upholstery when you are done.

  • YourSupremeCommander

    She may be pretty, but her legs from the knee down are real busted.

    • wingedgenius

      Agreed X 1,000

      I wouldn’t look at this kind of girl twice if I passed her by, even if she is taller than some Chinese.

      • Kiwi

        Acceptable women are women with beautiful knees

  • Marcus Black

    You can’t even see her damn face.

    • YourSupremeCommander

      could be a butter face…

  • Alexander

    The policeman is too kind, if it were in Hong Kong, no matter you are rich, your car would be towed and there would be a nice fine waiting for you are the car impound….

  • mwanafa

    I doubt that she is actually either rich or beautiful. I guess she is one of those girls whom no one paid attention to.

    “According to her, this car is registered under her mother-in-law’s name, normally left at home and rarely driven. It was only because [the mother-in-law] thought doing so was such a waste that she let her [Xu] drive it for a bit, never expecting that she’d cause trouble after just a few days of driving it.”

    By any logic either her mother-in-law has no brain or she is so stupid to come up with such a reason. And who on earth will park a car between lanes? It’s even hard to find a proper word for this parking, I mean it’s not even parking.

    • Cauffiel

      Haha, causin’ trouble after just a few days of driving it

      Parkin in middle of the street with your Maserati? YOU JUST GOT chinaSMACKED!!!

      Spending tax revenues on quickies with Shanghai hookers on camera? YOU JUST GOT chinaSMACKED!!!

      Gettin’ 100% discounts on abortions and breaking down months later?? YOU! JUST! GOT! chinaSMACKED!!!!

      • mwanafa

        More than enuf effort to be a superstar by now.

  • chandlerpatrick

    While on the topic of driving and cars in China…

  • Karze

    She must be either too rich or her parent must be high government officials to display her arrogance.

  • Mighty曹

    This is a Maserati marketing ploy.

    • biggj

      The commercial is like this ” When you drive a maserati……you do whatever the fuck you want.”

  • KAMIKAZIPILOT

    I’d rather kill her than fuck her. I’m allergic to this kind of personality I don’t care what she looks like. If it were me I’d do a hit and run on her precious little car. Whenever I see a car that I think purposely parked outside the lines in a parking stall, if the lot is crowded, I usually give them a little bump and leave a love mark on their car, especially if it’s an expensive car. Then I drive away and park someplace else, lol.

    • mwanafa

      Doh!

    • Robert Rou

      I come from some shit-hole out in Timbuktu also. We can be comrades in arms.

    • YourSupremeCommander

      Sound like someone’s been eating too much sour grapes. If you had a spanking new S-Class or Lambo, you wouldn’t want the next sour grape eater to bump it as you had just described.

      • KAMIKAZIPILOT

        Of course I wouldn’t, but I also wouldn’t park my car in the middle of the street or take up two parking spaces because I think I’m special.

        • Robert Rou

          Think Lindsey Lohan / Kim K / Jessica Simpson of the Far East. Attention whoring is a universal trait.

          • KAMIKAZIPILOT

            I never said it wasn’t. Kim K is the worst, can’t stand her voice or her face even though I admit she has a nice body.

          • Robert Rou

            No one knows attention whoring like Kim K. The girl got married (guy before Kanye) for television.

    • christina

      You. Are. Horrible.
      Worse than the people you *think* purposely parked outside the lines.

      • KAMIKAZIPILOT

        Okay, my first sentence was a little too extreme. I didn’t really mean I want to kill her, I just wanted to express how much she disgusts me. Everything else I said I stand by, and I don’t think there’s anything wrong with that.

  • Breeze

    Such a douchebag.

  • Linette Lin

    This just tells you how incompetent are the china gov,t system. In hk and USA the police will just toll her car with no question ask. A ticket will be issued to the owner and phone number for the owner to call the toll place . She will be required to pay for all tolling expenses before getting her car back. She will have to pay for garage daily if not pick up. All that will easy cost like $700 usd ticket garage and tolling.

    • Robert Rou

      Not really. If all Americans were genuinely equal before the law, a lot of people would be in jail, say, for the Great Recession. Fact is money talks anywhere.

      • Mihel

        I don’t know if Disqus is being retarded or what, but I swear your name appeared as Linette Lin (with matching avatar) in this post a couple of minutes ago, then it changed to yours.

        • KAMIKAZIPILOT

          Disqus is retarded. That kind of thing has happened before.

    • KAMIKAZIPILOT

      Wait a minute, wasn’t your last name Lee just a few days ago? Did you get married or something? BTW I would have throw a brick through the car’s windshield if I was sure I could get away with it.

      • linette lee

        hahah….What the hxll did I type? Sorry, I was drunk. hahah. Lee I meant not Lin. towed and not toll. lol.

        I was also very tempted to throw a brick on a car windshield that double parked next to my car and I couldn’t get out to go to work in one morning. I was stuck there for more than one hour do you believe that! I was late to work! How can people be so selfish? They just double parked and disappear. When he finally shows up I raised my voice and told him what’s the matter with him that people do need to go to work in the morning! I almost call the police. He didn’t apologize and gave me a nasty look. He was so rude and selfish. It was a Korean guy. I am thinking how come he didn’t feel embarrass for blocking other people’s car because I know I would. Do they drive like barbarians in korea double parking blocking people for one hour early in the morning during weekday? Isn’t korea suppose to be very metropolitan like nyc and hk? He doesn’t know It’s illegal to double park? Also I’ve encountered on many other occasions other cars double parked and blocked me and they were ALL MENNNN like some white dudes and chinese dudes. What’s the matter with men and double parking????? But all of them came running up and keep saying sorry sorry sorry keep apologizing to me and they only blocked me for like 5 or 6 minutes or less, so apparently they all understood it’s illegal to double park and they were sorry about it. I wasn’t piss or anything because those time it wasn’t during working hours.

        • KAMIKAZIPILOT

          Oh Linette, to me you’re always drunk, or at least act like it. Or maybe your brain isn’t functioning properly due to some mental problems :)

          Couldn’t you have called a tow company to tow the car? I’d think they would have arrived in less than an hour. Or at least call the cops. Don’t throw a brick at the car, you’d surely get caught and have to pay for all the damages no matter how stupid the other guy was. Only do it if you’re sure you won’t get caught. I also hope you carry pepper spray with you in case the asshole tried to physically attack you or something. Anyways, next time call a tow company or police to tow the car if it’s more than 5 minutes.

  • http://www.wirthconsulting.org/ Theodore Wirth

    This is what happens when you consume an excess of American “products.” Be very aware.

  • http://aileilei.tumblr.com/ El Puma R.

    China should have TV shows about this kind of people. Like “bounty hunter” or some kind of reality show, where this guy goes around China towing fancy cars off rich kids and makes them pay ridiculous amounts of cash to get their toys back.

    I wouldn’t be surprised if someone gets the idea from this very same comment and gets rich with it. xD

  • Sleepless in Beijing

    If this had happened in a country where people had some resemblanceof self respect, this car would have been smashed up at the very least.

  • lonetrey / Dan

    She seems like the cute and ditzy type… I know a few girls like that here. I don’t think she had any bad intentions parking in the middle of the street, since it’s a little too obvious. Perhaps there really were other cars parked there and she just got left behind?

    Still, take the ticket and just write it off as an unfortunate event. Try to find better parking spot next time… :/

    • wafflestomp

      It’s a lame excuse from a poor excuse for a human being

      • lonetrey / Dan

        Why do you think she’s a poor excuse for a human being?

        I mean… not like she crushed a bunny or threw a baby out the windown.

        • biggj

          Here she is here. Now what do you think of her? lol

          • lonetrey / Dan

            I remember that article!

            If that had been her, then I suppose she’s a horrible person >_>

            Still, no response from Wafflestomp, and a downvote has appeared. I can only guess he/she got tired of saying things without merit and ran off.

          • KAMIKAZIPILOT

            Is it me or does that woman looks like she’s having fun doing that?

        • http://simplydesigned.tumblr.com/ maybeabanana

          Don’t compare stupid acts for validity to evil acts.

          • lonetrey / Dan

            That’s the point I was trying to get at!

            Just because she did something not so bright this one time, doesn’t she’s a “poor excuse for a human being”. I’d like to think there is more to being a human being than that, thank you.

            On the other hand, “evil acts” is a DEFINITE qualification for labeling someone as a “poor excuse for a human being”!

          • http://simplydesigned.tumblr.com/ maybeabanana

            Nope. I was unclear and you misunderstood. I meant she’s much sadder than a stupid person. I also meant that you shouldn’t say its no big deal just because shes not committing a heinous act like torturing animals. However shes still despicable, you should try arguing without comparing extreme examples.

          • lonetrey / Dan

            Oooh. I see what you meant now.

            Sorry, the example comparison was in order to illustrate to User “Wafflestomp” that calling her a “poor excuse for a human being” sounds all sorts of excessive to me. It sounded to me like calling a person who made a mistake “a total savage who’s similar or is inferior to regular human beings”.

            As for her being sadder than a stupid person, .. I don’t know about that. I guess that’s a relative thing, so perhaps you’re right.

          • http://simplydesigned.tumblr.com/ maybeabanana

            If you don’t know, how could you say that I’m right and how could I be right if it’s my opinion. I’m just making a point that you are seemingly saying on parallel a pedobear is giving out candy to kids, and eyeing them savagely….not that it’s the right thing to do, or rather to make it more extreme, pedo bear is only drugging the kids with candy… but isn’t doing the dirty… so…you say it’s okay that pedobear is not that bad.

          • lonetrey / Dan

            I don’t know FOR SURE, but doesn’t mean I don’t know AT ALL.

            Wait, but I already agreed that she should be fined! I’m just saying, a parking violation is hardly an indicator of how bad of a human being she is…. The extreme examples were just to put things in perspective by reasoning that she did NOT do anything extreme.

            She parked weirdly. Not sure why so many people take it so badly.

          • http://simplydesigned.tumblr.com/ maybeabanana

            OYYYYYYY that’s my point!! So many people are dissing her because she’s a dipshit that cares for no one but her self by parking in the middle of the road and here you are saying that it’s not that bad.

            Edit: plus.. you are using extreme examples of what shes not doing so that makes her not a bad person. … Fuck that dude… you could be saying shes not committing murder and that’s good enough for you. My comment is to merely point out what you are saying about a situation and how I think it’s inane to compare it to smashing animals. tis all. /end

  • Kiwi

    Girl with nice ride parks car the wrong way

    This is as exciting as it gets

  • moldavidian

    The last Chinese comment was dead on. “Idiot joy show land.”

  • vincent_t

    好想体罚她

  • Chris Granzow XI

    1.7m (5’7″) is considered tall in China…..and driving with sandals is illegal?

    • YungBruce

      Race realism. Oddly interesting. Veiled racism? Very excited for this. Look forward to reading more of your posts.

      Are you a white gentile? So many implications.

      • Chris Granzow XI

        0_o…….zero relevance to my comment.

    • YungBruce

      RACE REALISM? I haven’t been this excited for a read in a long time.

    • KAMIKAZIPILOT

      5’7″ is pretty tall for a woman in China. Despite all those tall basketball players China produces, most Chinese are pretty short compared to whites and blacks. Look how that police officer looks like a midget next to her. I doubt driving with sandals is illegal but most people in China shouldn’t be driving period.

      • Chris Granzow XI

        Yea from the looks of the picture, I thought when I converted 1.7m into inches and feet it would come out at like 6’0″ or something.

  • Repatriated

    LOL. I would be willing to bet that more than having that “I’m special” thing in her head, she has no clue how to parallel park a car. Unlike driver’s training schools, the real world doesn’t have little bamboo poles everywhere to line parts of the car up to while backing in. Haha.

  • Ray Tige

    If you live in New York and you are in the top 1%, you never have to worry about parking tickets.

  • Maddy

    Sad that when she is apparently so rich she has such bad fashion sense =S

  • liveinbeijing1@hotmail.com

    fu er dai and guan er dai own your country … how sad that you don’t realize this

  • Feilon

    Well at least it doesn’t disrupt my walking unlike when cars park on the sidewalk.

    • vincent_t

      I bet she said the same thing to the police too

      • Feilon

        An excuse like that wouldn’t surprise me at all.

  • donscarletti

    How the fuck can you afford a Maserati but still go out in public wearing that ¥50 outfit?

    • YungBruce

      Maintaining humble appearances at work.

  • Chael_Sonnen

    Misleading title, China doesn’t have pretty girls.

    • ebayjim

      Said the blind man.

      • YourSupremeCommander

        no, GAY man.

  • Rich

    Just because others also break the traffic laws by parking in the middle of the street, doesn’t make it right. Won’t people learn?

  • Charles

    How does this car not get towed? China is insane… money = power = abuse of power… always.

  • Dumbledore

    Maseratis aren’t supercars. Luxury car, sure. Anyway, I actually feel a bit for her if the story is true (which it easily could be). The Chinese park everywhere and it’s not hard being sucked in to follow suit. Back home I once got a massive parking ticket for having parked between two spots in a government parking lot. Thing is, all the other cars when I arrived were all a little bit more off than the previous one, so I had to choice. When I came back out, half the other cars had left, and the 4 around mine all had huge ass tickets on them, although we clearly got lulled/cheated into parking there.

    • Zappa Frank

      luxury may be lexus, rolls-royce maserati altough maybe not supercar is still a high-sport brand, a sister brand of ferrari actually, with a long story in cars races.The model is a Gran Turismo, around 450-500 CV with a top speed close to 300km/h

    • YourSupremeCommander

      Maserati is the child of LUX and SUPER. Can carry a family of four, with a Ferrari engine and other bits.

  • Slenth

    Did you notice her toes? So long!

  • SonofSpermcube

    Pity it doesn’t look like there’s a McDonald’s around there. Because I think busting out the driver’s window and dumping a milkshake on the seat is the obvious solution here.

  • http://www.facebook.com/nicola.collina Nicola Collina

    This will not change my opinion about new rich generation (some little minority excluded..), but i believe before there were many cars parked in that way. Is quite common….

    • Zappa Frank

      si, anche in italia. Comunque parcheggiarci una maserati..

      • http://www.facebook.com/nicola.collina Nicola Collina

        assolutamente :D:D:D. comunque ovviamente avrà reagito alla cazzo come tutti sti arricchiti…

        • Zappa Frank

          ahahah, a volte la cina sembra un’italiona, con tanto del “lei non sa chi sono io!”

  • Dr Sun

    says it all…..

    ” All traffic regulations and all laws are designed to apply to diaosi, so these bai fu mei [white, rich, and beautiful] and gao fu shuai [tall, rich, and handsome]” are able to park on the double-yellow lines, drive wearing sandals, and this traffic officer even patiently explains to the owner, probably saying: This is too conspicuous, give me some face [you're putting me in a bad position].”

  • 二奶头发

    In China they park everywhere. I can’t even walk on the sidewalk without running into a car. Then I have to walk on the road and cars are honking at me.

  • http://singedrac.livejournal.com Singe

    Spoiled people with fancy cars in America at least park in parking spaces. Usually two at once.

  • Lee Tan

    this bitch should be taught a lesson…with moneys it doesnt mean you can do whatever you please… family is to blame for her rude shitty attitude..

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