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CCTV Fire: Funny Photoshops By Chinese Netizens

by on Tuesday, February 10, 2009 63 comments comments

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"I'm not scared, the fire has not spread to the Big Underpants yet!"

Although last night’s fire at the CCTV building in Beijing destroyed the new Mandarin Oriental hotel, it also inspired many Chinese netizens to create a lot of funny Photoshops. Here are some of the more popular Photoshops from Mop and KDS that can also be seen on many other Chinese BBS discussion forums.

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  • http://www.chinasmack.com Joe

    Disappointed that the Hindenburg was not among these masterpieces. Oh the humanity!

  • Peteryang

    wow second

  • Peteryang

    dis iz da bast thred eva

  • DF

    See? We have our SA (something awful)

  • EvA

    eva stand for life, mother of all.

    Are you sure these are photoshopped?

    When extraudinary events occur, look to defy logic.

    I hope the bitch dies blemished, powerless, and meowing (crying/wailing) loudly.

    I hope China’s friends will take down this bloody organization with a noble femmefatale who punishes the guilty, not mass death.

    Take the terrorist organization down!

  • krdr

    One fireman died, damage is in tens of millions USD and Chinese youth makes a jokes?!

  • BBSguy

    You’ve never been around teenagers?

  • washingtondude

    lol thats great!

  • http://cctv9 wang

    GOOD, GOD DAMN CHINA

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  • Yang

    A lot of these are gold … especially the Gundam ones :o

    Hmmm I wouldn’t mind seeing someone photoshop a robot from a Super Sentai series in there haha

  • Ronnie

    Funny, but insensitive. It’s my hope that people affected by this conflagration will not see these.

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  • Jas

    True about teenagers – you should see what teenagers put on youtube these days. Teenagers will film schoolyard bullying and glorify it on youtube. Teenagers are yet to learn about political correctness and sensitivity and all that sort of stuff.

    So I am not shocked by the above at all, it is normal. And it is not like thousands of people died, I am sure even teenagers would show some restraint if many thousands of lives were lost.

    I think it is healthy to be able to see a light side of something, especially for Chinese. You can still love your country and poke fun at things at the same time.

    EvA your rant sounds like you are an extremist lunatic with severe psychological disorder. You make no sense, please seek some help – you need it.

  • Peteryang

    what does this have to do with teenagers?? they could be from creative adults, I see nothing wrong with these photos, they didn’t mock the deceased, they didn’t blame anyone, and they are purely entertainment, everyone has the right of pursuit of happiness yes?

    and there are thousands dying each day in africa, should we quit our own lives and mourn for them nonstop??

    besides, the government has been banning grossroot entertainments, so people have no choice but to look for other means.

  • Rick in China

    Stupid photoshops, I was really waiting for one to have the ‘big underpants’ pulled down with a little dick sticking out peeing on the fire, like the little cartoon pee baby on the back of so many trucks.

  • http://www.pissblog.com/blog/category/asian-pissing/ 憲章8 NEW HOPE

    Hopefully soon also some important government buildings will be destroyed !

  • wuxia

    For those of you still wondering how it is possible that in this age this huge building burned down:
    I heard in an interview with the architect that the sprinkler installations were not fully installed and functional yet.

  • Tom2

    Could it all be an elaborate plan for the promotion of Cloverfield 2 due out late ’09?

  • QaQ

    “For those of you still wondering how it is possible that in this age this huge building burned down:
    I heard in an interview with the architect that the sprinkler installations were not fully installed and functional yet.”

    I thought that some of the building had already been in use during the Olympics, before its actual opening.

  • Peteryang

    nahh it was actually an appetizer for Transformer 2 – Revenge of the Chinabot.

  • wuxia

    @ QaQ
    I know, that is what I heard. This is what the architect said in the interview though.
    It might be that the fire broke out in a part where there was no sprinkler installation yet and that it was to big to stop by the time it arrived at the finished parts.
    It might also be that with this being China and all, the building might have been in use without being save yet.
    As a third option the architect might be lying to disguise some design flaws.

  • S. Lee

    For those of you wondering how Chinese could poke fun from a seeming tragic event and loss of tax-payer’s money – mind you – that building TVCC is part of CCTV, the icon and arm of state controlled media, and CCTV itself being the fire-starter added more reason for satire.

    This very much non-political news was put under censorship in just 12 hrs reveals some hidden-truth. And when you heard many talked about how great it’d be if the big pants (CCTV) could also take a bath in fire, you know it is not just because human nature.

    • Billy Joel

      @S. Lee
      If you stop talking about your ass,
      it has been revealed the CCTV building did NOT go on fire, instead, it is a hotel callled the mandarin oriental that was just about finished contruction

      • http://www.chinasmack.com Fauna

        The Mandarin Oriental hotel is inside the CCTV building. It was not the main and famous CCTV building but part of the CCTV.

      • S. Lee

        Billy Joel:

        If you care enough to Google, on the first few pages you go through will tell the hotel you so rightly mentioned was housed exactly inside TVCC, the building caught fire that night.

        Now, do I need to go so far as to tell you TVCC is part of the CCTV site?

        Ah and my ass do have a hole like you, but i keep it under control.

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  • krdr

    In every part of the world there’s a people that have urge to make jokes during funerals. It is natural and some kind of defense against grief and pain, but that is not excuse to make jokes about other;s people pain, regardless how pics are funny. I said same thing in the post about San Lu funny pics.

  • oscar

    great PS,pls continue to create more XDD

  • Jas

    Peteryang- true and true. Good point.

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  • N

    What is the 草泥马 they keep referring to? Is that a near homonym of “**** your mother?” But it’s represented by a large white snake-thing?

  • N

    Oh! Found it:
    http://zh.wikipedia.org/wiki/%E8%8D%89%E6%B3%A5%E9%A9%AC

    Haha, this is really funny.

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  • http://cinapig.com Taiwan Nurse

    amazing works!

  • 路人

    看不懂你们说了些什么,但是恶搞这些的只是极少部分人,我们中国青年不是这么冷漠的.我们也为死去的消防员痛心!

  • fireworks

    the first rendered image is the best. the big underpants urinate on the building to put out the flames.

  • CC

    stupid 鬼佬们, you know nothing about China.

    They are making fun of it because it’s CCTV, the propaganda machine has produced tremendous heatred towards itself, now you see?

  • wowchina

    你们不知道CCTV说了多少谎话，所以我们才这样恶搞他！

    cctv said too many lies

    We Chinese people he has long been dissatisfied with him

    百度魔兽世界贴吧，围观中，农民工敬上

    World of Warcraft Baidu Post Bar，Onlookers migrant workers

  • krdr

    @cc

    Hm, a building got burned. At least one man died, billions of yuans burned. Some 200-300 (maybe thousand) people will not get job in that hotel, nor foreigners will stay at that hotel and leave their money, but, another billions will be spent for reconstruction, not for schools or some other social programs. Ha Ha. How funny is that?

  • goldenbarn

    totally childish!!!!

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  • 卓卓

    百度WOW吧围观，

    虽然不知道你们说了什么

    默哀，

    这些恶搞作品可能就是因为CCTV做的不好的体现吧

    90后留

  • 卓卓

    很欣慰，北京的公安机关经过调查，央视大楼着火原因并不是神秘自燃，也不是附近居民烟花误伤或者临时工在楼里吸烟，是中央电视台自己礼花玩，把自己给点了。令人难过的是，消防员张建勇为此付出了年轻的生命，要不然这事就成了喜剧了。

    后来央视出面道歉，说是因为某办公室的主任未经上级批准，违规燃放烟花所致。

    于是，历史上最爱放烟花的办公室主任出现了。这将近百万元的由电脑控制的礼花，同时有数台摄像机在拍摄的一个行为，居然是一个办公室主任自己干的。未经上级批准那肯定就是他自费放的了，或者说，在央视，某办公室燃放百万元的烟花是不需要经过批准的，这CASE太小了。

    很明显不是这样的，当然是更大的领导希望，责任到这个办公室主任就打住了，你就安心的坐牢去吧，兄弟，放心，你的父母我们会赡养的，你的儿女我们会抚养的，你的老婆我们会包养的。

    这个礼花的燃放，很显然是央视准备用在以后的电视节目里的，作为央视新大楼形象片的片花播出，当然，也有可能是当天录播的元宵晚会之后直接就可以插入刚才的礼花映裤衩的壮观景象。但是，很不幸这些画面只能成内参了。我都能想象当时的几个拍摄烟花的外景摄影师看见大楼着了以后的情形，他们拿着对讲机问，导演导演，这是安排的麽？

  • 卓卓

    此番央视自焚，我惊奇的发现，除了对消防烈士表示惋惜意外，我身边的人都是喜闻乐见的，我强压自己阴暗的心理，企图以人文关怀面对这个灾难，但我不得不承认，我是幸灾乐祸的。当然，可能别人都是沉痛悲哀的，那就当我身边的是一个阴暗小团体吧。我就向大家暴露我的低级阴暗。

    首先，多行不义必自焚。玩火自焚是一个历史定律，当然，人家说的是一个漫长的过程，没见过央视那么立竿见影的玩火自焚。央视作为一个新闻媒体，基本没有新闻道德。可以说，除了中国，中国中央电视台这样做事的电视台在其他大部分国家，都是一个违法的存在。在我们这里，它不但合法，而且甚至象征着法。多少年来，央视做过多少颠倒黑白，混淆视听，迫害文化，篡改事实，瞒天过海，助纣为虐，粉饰太平的事情？当然，这是一个疑问句，没别的意思，你说没有就是没有咯，反正你掌握了媒体资源嘛。

  • 卓卓

    按理来说，国家财产有这么大的损失，老百姓应该很难过才是，因为这些都是用纳税人的钱造的。但现在大家都是开明的，反正吃喝玩乐都是浪费，一个楼造两遍算什么。央视给大家的感觉就是牛逼，而且央视自己也很满意于这种牛逼，直到火烧牛的逼，才牛逼不起来。央视是一个半垄断的机构，一个半垄断机构都能这样牛逼，所以可以见得，如果一个垄断机构要牛逼起来，那是什么样，反正他们就是牛，屁民们都是牛虱，在来烦我，那一小撮牛屎就是你们的下场。

  • 卓卓

    所以，央视自己要反思，当然，央视是永远不需要反思的。随着舆论的发达，SH的发展，央视的公信力现在已经不能用没有来形容了，而是一个负数。也就是说，央视的新闻我们可以反过来看。我们当然理解央视作为一个GJ电视台，D的喉舌，自然不能那么随心所欲，但是，事情永远是可以做好的，命题作文也是可以不至于差成这样的。这是事情最坏的结果。一个媒体，完全没有公信力可言，非但没有倒闭，还是一个GJ的第一号，那只能说明连同这个GJ都失去了公信力。

  • 卓卓

    不幸的是，在这次火灾事件中，央视又一次重演了一遍。这应该是建国以来除去森林大火以外，造成经济损失最大的一场火灾了，这无论如何都是一个特大新闻，但在央视的轻描淡写下，这场火灾就像烧了你我家的房子一样平常。假设是BBC的大楼放烟花烧了，甚至是湖南卫视的楼烧了，央视一定是报道的最积极的，不仅要滚动播出，而且估计导播都得乐得在地上打滚，做到真正的滚动播出。但这么大的一件事情，曾经一度是全世界的头条以及直播的新闻，在一个国家电视台里并无体现，达到了完美的和谐。这也是我们中国的新闻现状，我们看到的所有新闻都是经过了别有用心的删选和选择的，一切都看剧本需要和导演要求。

  • 卓卓

    这把大火需要反思的不是烟花需要不需要禁放，这是一个小问题，这只是央视在漫漫自焚路上的一个小高潮而已，我们需要反思的是，央视需要不需要禁放。而ZF也需要反思一个问题，那就是央视，人民日报，光明日报，新华社等喉舌，在现在的操作模式下，其实还拖累了主子的形象，本来是真事，被这些媒体一说，新华社通稿一发，反而像个假事了，本来是个加分的事，被他们一宣扬，居然正正得副变成了一个减分的事情。而且随着年轻人的成长，这些媒体上报道的内容正逐渐的成为笑柄。

  • 卓卓

    虽然他们都是由宣传部门直接管理，但是，在这五十年中，SH和ZF都发生了诸多的变化，不过对于这些宣传机构的控制管理以及他们的宣传方式都和五十年前几乎一模一样，只是增添了五毛D等一些颇为不得力的辅助，自然会被时代淘汰。

    • 月

      你是90后？90后有那么成熟的吗？让我大跌眼镜啊！

    • 祁际

      你真的是90后吗？？？

  • 卓卓

    不好意思，我不过引用了韩寒的话，不过这些话已经被河蟹掉了

  • o0安魂曲0o

    我知道911给你们留下的阴影了~但这次的事件与911是完全两个概念的事
    情
    所以我给外国友人的建议是

    不去真正的了解就不要去瞎评论

    免得给我们看笑话

    你们所说的青少年很多也是能看懂一些英语的

    你们觉得很多方面上我们是井底之蛙~但更多的时候更多的方面来讲

    你们又何尝不是坐井观天呢

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