Girls Publicly Undress & Change Clothes on Shanghai Metro

A young Chinese girl changing clothes on the Shanghai subway.A beautiful Chinese girl in her underwear in front of male Shanghai Metro passengers.A slim Chinese girl changing outfits in front of male passengers on the Shanghai Metro.

From ifeng:

Girl changing clothes in public on subway train car spreads online

August 22nd report: “A beautiful girl changed clothes on Shanghai’s Line 2 Metro! When did Shanghainese girls become this uninhibited?” This morning, a netizen created a stir saying that there was a girl on the Line 2 Metro changing clothes inside the train car and uploaded the photos onto the internet, soon attracted widespread comment: One person said she “is late for work”, others believed “its probably an internet stunt, [she’s] desperate for fame”, and yet others pointed out the clothes she changed into look like a “uniform” used for cosplay and as a result “very likely a publicity stunt”.

Comments from ifeng:

河北省唐山市网友 洪水来袭:

A society of lost morals and deformed values.

湖北省武汉市网友 saber1949:

Too bad a photo of her face wasn’t taken. She wants to become famous but lost the opportunity and has to do it one more time.

山东省济南市网友 冷风语:

If it were a man doing this, women would probably say he’s being indecent, and surely would call 110 [police] but when it is women, no one does anything about it. This is really unfair towards men.

上海市网友 lenkanhuangdixinyi:

Nowadays, a lot of Chinese women treat revealing breast cleavage on top and and butt cleavage on the bottom as a fashion trend, whereas by contrast, wearing one’s pajamas in public is seriously too backwards, though I’ve never advocated going out in pajamas anyway.

四川省达州市网友 今生活为她:

What’s the big deal? Society’s development should mean more diversity/pluralism. If its always traditional ideas, we won’t keep up with the times/fashion. Does everyone still remember the 80s, when peeping the women’s toilet would result in being sentenced to death? Now that we think about it, wasn’t that going too far?

江苏省网友 九神:

Haha, there’s something rare and novel every day. This world is so amusing.

浙江省杭州市网友 手机用户:

I’m so speechless, I only want to say: Male comrades, maintain composure! [Refers to a recent new internet meme originating from this video]

河北省网友 手机用户:

It’s great! It is such a blessing to ride the Shanghai Metro!

贵州省贵阳市网友 手机用户:

And [she’s] taking off clothes in front of two men, [she’s] truly asking to be fucked, I’d love to conquer her right then and there.

北京市网友 手机用户:

Chinese people are hypocrites, how is her taking off her clothes any of your business? If you don’t like it, then don’t look. Looking and then making critical remarks, what the hell is that?

湖南省网友 手机用户:

The two guys beside her are so calm.

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  • me

    Sofa!

    I don’t think this kind of behavior is common. I never saw it.

    • AshLikeSnow

      Can someone explain what is up with this “SOFA” thing??? It makes no sense, and I don’t find it anybit remotely funny.

      • Tengu

        Calling “sofa” is done by the first person who comments on the post.

        No, it doesn’t make sense, but now you know and you will either eventually find it funny or you’ll hate all the comments out here.

        I wear a helmet.

        We did have an alternative to “sofa” we used for a bit, but it was “vetoed” and we all had to stay after class for a while.

      • Jon

        It’s a puerile act of utter retardation and it signifies that the commenter has nothing of value to contribute to this website or earthly existence in general.

        I was also confused by it when I first came across it. I guess the notion behind it is something along the lines of “here’s a big ole shitstorm a’brewin’! I’m just gonna sit back on this here sofa and watch it all unfurl in the comment section.”

        • Patrick

          Not many people have something of value to contribute. Most in general are little bugs scurrying to do little bug things hardly paying attention as the world continues unabated, hurling towards destruction. What could be so distract…. wait…. hot babes changing clothes on the subway? Time to visit Shanghai again…..

          • Anon

            They could do a tips based thing where the poledances or stripteases can occur to entertain bored passengers. Maybe a live band act section?

        • bjkid

          well it’s a little bit fun. like a little game or contest to see who gets the first comment, or “won the chance to sit on the front row watching this virtual talk show”. it costs little and hurts no one. ok it wastes a bit more time and electricity. but, how many of us are doing serious work on this site?

          isn’t any game or contests pretty much equally useless and waste of time?

          in the beginning i feel the same, ideally everyone should contribute to the topic or discussion. but after a while you realize that’s too ideal. this is not like a research or professional website, for most visitors it’s for fun. so one sofa from time to time is accept to me. some chinese websites go too far though. it’s very annoying to see like 50 chairs one after another after the sofa.

      • Alex

        It’s what the Chinese say. The first commenter gets to sit on the sofa. Just like saying “first”..

        • http://chinageeks.org ChinaGeeks

          Really? None of you can explain this? It comes from Chinese net slang, which treats — or at least used to treat — each thread on a BBS forum like a building. So the first poster — OP in English net slang — is the owner of the building, 楼主. The first person to comment says “sofa”, as in, I’m crashing on the building owner’s couch, I am the first guest.

          After that, the commenter directly above your comment can be referred to as 楼上, “the guy upstairs”, because on most BBS forums the newest comments in a thread appear at the bottom.

          On this site, people originally started saying “sofa” because it’s what Chinese netizens say. Now apparently it’s just something everyone says, since it seems a lot of people don’t know what it means…

          • hooots

            SOFAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

          • Tengu

            I need your advice; considering the reverse order of postings on CS I’d be referring to subsequent posters as “The guys downstairs.”

            I am submitting an application for approval to refer to them as “the shithead in my basement.”

            * Pending Approval of donscarletti

          • Tengu

            “first person to comment says “sofa”, as in, I’m crashing on the building owner’s couch”

            You just reiterated what others already said…no difference, you simply provided some historical background (not a bad thing)!!!!!!

            Basically you restated in 400 words what was previously said in 15, but the feeling of superiority must be very gratifying…

    • Canadian_Skies

      This sort of thing has happened in New York, and I’m sure a hundred more places, at least.

    • 2300548590.qq

      you are right

  • YesPapa

    I’d let the girl in pink sit on my SOFA any time!

  • CND Icehole

    sofa FAIL :(

    I love how the guys in front of her don’t even seem to notice her

    • Just John

      Actually, it appears that at least the one right in front of her is more then noticing her, it appears he is actively attempting not to stare.

      lol, I would probably watch her the entire time.

      Then again, you notice it’s not like she is showing naughty bits (Although I can’t seem to get the videos to work currently, so cannot tell beyond just the pictures posted). After all, I see women in bras and panties on signs right across the street from where I work, so not sure why people would have a double standard that an image of a real person on display is acceptable, but a real person is not. Only difference is the 3D aspect, since you know you will not be going over and fondling either one.

    • donscarletti

      I would hate nothing more than seeing myself in that video thinking “damn, I missed that”. If I was there, I would stare with no subtlety or restraint, turning the whole head and completely fixating. Firstly to see and enjoy the partially undressed women, secondly to make it absolutely clear to the folks watching the video who I am and what I stand for.

      • Tengu

        I’m with you brother. I’d be sitting there next to you with a fistful of singles, tucking them in her waistband.

        • Jon

          Make it rain on dat train.

      • hoots

        Like my father always said, “If you don’t stand for something, you might miss an impromptu bikini contest on the metro.”

        I’m with you both.

      • hoots

        Like my father always said, “If you don’t stand for something, you’ll probably miss an impromptu bikini contest on the metro.”

        We should join forces.

        • Tengu

          Your father was a very wise man….

          • hooots

            My father was a woman. You think “Oh, just cause he’s got an owl picture as his gravatar he must have a male father.” You amerikunts are always so quick to generalize and assume. I bet you’re married to a japanese.

          • Tengu

            “Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.”

            We Amerikunts are some generalizing motherfuckers, part of our charm.

            Or as I say…”paht of ah chahm”

  • Just John

    I say women should be allowed to change anywhere they want.

    Sexy women will of course, be great for obvious reasons, and other women could at least be worth entertainment value, or at worst, a train wreck observation (You can’t stop looking no matter how much you want to).

    As most Chinese netizens enjoy saying, “I support this”.

    Let women change anywhere they want, it should be their right (I would say it should be made mandatory, but I would prefer to let some women keep their clothes on).

    • Tengu

      Ah…my future wife….

      She seems to have two pair of drawers on, the pinks ones and what appears to be a black string bikini..god love her.

      Nice to see Asian girls finally getting ink, notice the stamp on her lower back.

      Why am I talking to you, we’re the same person.

      “I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together.”

      We’re like a Mobius Strip…

      • Just John

        Think that is normally classified as a “tramp stamp”.

        And Mobius better keep its clothes on until they implement my “Nude Day” idea, because since a Mobius strip is not at all sexy, the popo would have no problem picking it up and charging it with indecent exposure for stripping in public

        (BTW, before anyone actually tries trolling me with “WTF are you talking about, that is not a Mobius Strip”, yes, I do know what it is, I am just playing around with the word strip in it: The Möbius strip is a surface with only one side and only one boundary component.)

        • Tengu

          I know a girl who dances at “The Spearmint Rhino” in Vegas, she’s “World famous in Nevada” for her “Mobius Strip”, as fast as she discards garments from one area they appear in others.

          Two hours of this and eventually she winds up clothed exactly as she was when she walked on stage, the strange part is you’re exactly 35 minutes younger than you were before when you exit the show. She’s causing some sort of cosmic wrinkle in the space-time continuum.

          • Brett Hunan

            You know, I think our very first “conversation” here on chinaSMACK was about you visiting strippers in Vegas.

            Still trying to use the tips you gave me….

          • Tengu

            I think you’re right, we may have to delve back into the CS archives.

            Is it me or is there an underground blooming among young women happening on the subway systems?

            Girls spinning on the poles from Beijing to Shenzhen, now this fine little unabashed, tattooed colt.

          • Tengu

            I know nothing about horse, city kid.

            Amendment:
            “Girls spinning on the poles from Beijing to Shenzhen, now this fine little unabashed, tattooed colt.”

            S/B

            Girls spinning on the poles from Beijing to Shenzhen, now this fine little unabashed, tattooed filly.”

            * Amendment Pending Approval of donscarletti

          • donscarletti

            Objections have been raised on my review advisory board that technically a filly must be 4 years old or younger. But due to budgetary cutbacks, we’re just letting cases like this through and an investigation will only commence should a third party formally appeal an approval.

            I am donscarletti and I approve the preceding comment.

      • Tengu

        Ah, my topologically cognizant friend, I was trying to avoid the “Tramp Stamp” lest it “incense” any timid netizens and possibly lead to accusations by the “blue-eyed devil” of “below waistizing” the thread and calling for mommy!

        Not sure if his translator (Chinese Simplified to French) would blow up, but I can imagine the lad pointing his bony, judgemental finger and screaming “J’accuse!.

        “Mobius Strip” is also an alternative pattern in the feminine waxing process; it is said to be gaining in popularity; quickly giving the ever popular “Landing Strip”, “Runaway” and “Taco Chip ” formations a run for their money.

        The “Tiffany Box” still remains the stuff of urban legend:
        “Full wax with a perfect square left on top, bleached then dyed “Tiffany blue”…

        Did you buy your wife that “Bottle of Klein” perfume you were mentioning earlier?

  • Justin

    Why don’t girls in Beijing pull this sort of shenanigans? All I ever see on the Beijing metro is pathetic old beggars with their faces burned off singing some ghoulish song into a microphone through an amp with heavy reverb and the occasional young kid with a guitar.

  • CND Icehole

    @Justin
    Since your in Beijing, dress-up as a zombified Chairman Mao this Halloween and wonder around his tomb right in the center of that square they have. You know where I’m talking about. That place where on June 4th 1989, ‘nothing happened’

    • Justin

      Actually, if you read the history of the Tiananmen Square incident, not much violence really did happen in the square itself. Most of the violence occurred on the way to the square as other non-student protesters tried to block the entering troops.

      Not to say anything about the rightness or wrongness of the action, but the Tiananmen square incident has been mischaracterized as the completely violent suppression of a supposedly nonviolent protest. While the students in the square were completely nonviolent and not much of a threat to anyone, some of the other non-student protesters engaged in some pretty heinous acts of violence on the way to the square, including pulling troops and police officers from their vehicles and beating them to death as well setting cars on fire, etc. The casualty lists included hundreds of soldiers and police.

      So, while I would say it was a slaughter, I wouldn’t call it a massacre as I feel like massacre implies no resistance or fighting and more refers to the way in which a group of people are killed and not the actual numbers. The Boston Massacre and the Kent State Massacre were massacres, though only a few people were killed, (one in the case of the Boston Massacre, Crispus Attucks, and 6 in the case of Kent State.) It was more like the suppression of a popular uprising, though the uprising came about as a result of a plan to suppress a nonviolent protest. That’s why calling it the Tiananmen Incident is more appropriate. Calling it the Tiananmen Riots would be too far in the opposite direction. Incident is a more neutral word.

      Again, I’m not saying I supported the suppression of the protests, but the killing wasn’t all one-sided when it came down to it. The whole thing got way out of hand and it could have been stopped long before that point if the leadership had had the courage to admit that they were wrong when they printed the infamous editorial denouncing the protests. If they had retracted that statement, the students most likely would have returned to class. If you read former premier Zhao Ziyang’s secret memoirs written under house arrests, you can see that there were many times when the situation could have been reversed. But ultimately Li Peng and the hardliners won Deng Xiaoping over to their side and the rest is history.

      Anyways, that’s my tangent on the semantics of Tiananmen Square.

      • Dr Hung Low

        yeah those mean unarmed civilians killing machine gun carrying soldiers by the hundreds is what surely happened

      • donscarletti

        Well, you can hold to that interpretation about the June 4 incident, but I still think the second video is the best, even though I disagree in her decision to change from wearing a sun dress that compliments her waifish figure to a royal blue miniskirt that accentuates the narrowness of her hips.

        Anyways, that’s my tangent on the video.

        • hooots

          Yeah, do you think Zhao Ziyang would prefer the classically statuesque gal in black, the chesticularly gifted yet slightly knock-kneed gal in yellow, or our all around favorite pink bra black pantied gal in the stripper heals?

          Serious question for the ladies: (ATTN: eattot) if the woman’s shoe doesn’t have a distinctly seperate heal but is raised off the ground like the gal’s in the video, do you still call them heals?

          • Tengu

            Called a “wedge”, but still generically a “heel.”

            You have your “platforms, “kittens, “stilettos” and “pumps”….

          • hooots

            I’ll have the tossed wedge salad sir. extra bacon.

  • Anon

    They could have ‘Adult’ cars (can imagine the hookers getting in on the scene), and regular cars to not be oppressive to the adventurous. But not a ‘Chiikan’ in sight !

    http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=chikan

    Chinese men seem to be not prone to doing anything unless there is an established legal precedent (hentai anime do not count – try the ridiculous ‘Rape Man’ or various ‘Chikan’ works – real life is not a cartoon, though laws could make that real . . . ).

    This is obviously breaking new psychological ground for the Chinese. Monotony is worse than this titillation. Breeds creativity, makes them think. More of this. Like !

    • Just John

      Not even sure why we would need “Adult” cars.

      The proscriptions placed upon nudity is based on our society mores and norms, not based on any damage incurred by Children viewing naked people.

      In fact, as many studies of nudist colonies have shown, children seeing the naked human body does not “scar” them or somehow hurt their overall psyche.

      In fact, it can be argued just the opposite, so separating out the child element is simply our society trying to dictate boundaries based on our own personal values. I say women should be allowed to disrobe anywhere they wish (I reiterate, this has to do with nudity, not sex and sexual behavior, that is a completely different issue).

      Waiting to hear from the “Think of the children” crowd now. Pretty sure I can attract some good trolling with this topic.

      PS. I have always thought a “Nude day” would be fun, like the UK nude office in Newcastle did (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/5718984/Staff-strip-naked-to-improve-morale.html)

      • Anon

        Not with you on that. It must be that all persons are ‘free game’ in that car, children are not ‘free game’. Hence the Eunuch and Concubines only sections of the Forbidden palace, which has it’s expression in male bosses with an all female staff like Gadaffi with his all female bodyguard. It’s a yin-yang energy consciousness thing not everyone is familiar with. Also the below :

        http://www.henrymakow.com/uns_planned_pedophilia.html

        6 categories of transport or even city districts may be typical of modern cities someday. a. nude-Adult, b. nude non-sex child-friendly, c. fully clothed-child friendly, d. fully clothed adult only, e./f. for single sex fully clothed for Muslims or other sex segregated faith. We cannot deny that we prefer our own spaces and clothing/aurat/child safety is a major issue that cannot be ignored.

  • http://www.qq.com/1325279774 Kedafu

    Beloved Song of the Article

    Supermoves
    -Overseer (from Animatrix soundtrack)

    I Live and Love China!

    now and forever
    五毛党

    • http://www.lovelovechina.com Crystal

      How about Depeche Mode – “Stripped”?

      “Let me see you stripped down to the bone”

      • 平凡人

        That’s a good one.

  • Justin
    • MrT

      She drives better then most Chinese.

  • hoots

    OK, I could have sworn the girl in the pink was Hongjian.

    • Tengu

      Could be be our masked girl.

      I warned you all…she could be a sleeper.

      Every time I see your handle I say “HOOTS!” out loud, it turns me into Rainman…

      • hoots

        I thought about name dropping our masked avenger but I didn’t want to start that up. I think she needs some rest, some love, and maybe a pint of rocky road.

        HOOOTIE HOO!!!!~ Southernplayalisticadillacmuzik Outkast style.
        http://mp3.baidu.com/m?tn=baidump3&ct=134217728&lm=-1&word=southernplayalistic

        …one of my many theme songs. DIRRRTY SOUTH 4 LIFE

        • eattot

          it’s a very good song, i like it, hehe, thank you!
          i’d like to make friends with you.
          my msn is minicat555@msn.cn

        • Tengu

          I told you she was a sleeper…

          Song for Hots and our favorite Masked Woman:
          “Love is in the Air”
          – John Paul Young

          • hoots

            Good call sir. Will you be my best man?

          • hoots

            Sometimes all it takes is a kind word, a fat beat, and a little understanding.

            Just watch, within a few days she will just exude kindness, compassion, wisdom, happiness, benevolence, trust, tolerance, forgiveness, laughter, and love.

            Now, it’s time to gently take off that mask :)

          • hoots

            Sometimes all you need is a kind word, some dirty south rap music, and a little understanding.

            I’m sure in no time she’ll exude compassion, kindness, understanding, trust, tranquility, tolerance, wisdom, laughter, and love. Y’all just wait…

          • hoots

            My comments seem to disappear, then reappear a little while later. Not sure what’s going on. My many apologies to all of chinaSMACK!

          • Tengu

            Good luck prying that mask off, baby steps dude, baby steps.

            Like coaching a hermit crab out of its shell…well done.

            I’ll have the bachelor party for you…we’re going to Vegas!!

          • hoots

            Vegas!!! We’ll all wear party masks!

            Can we bring the gal in pink?

          • Tengu

            Couldn’t be done appropriately without “Pinkie!”

  • eattot

    hmm, boring!
    really got nothing special to post?

    • Irvin

      Why don’t you post something special like taking off that mask?

      • Brett Hunan

        eattot has been on and off with her mask or mask-less photos. Just pay more attention and you will be graced with her beauty one day.

        Never seen photos like on this story though. eattot where are those pics at?

    • JPAX

      hmmmm. even more boring. Haven’t got anything to post than to complain about other posts?

      Damn hoisted by my own petard.

  • Dr Hung Low

    Why dont these things happen here where I live???

  • MrB

    all videos are down…

    • Just John

      Same for me, think these are limited to Mainland China viewing only, since I cannot connect in Taiwan.

      Hopefully someone will repost on YouTube or find a link from Youku so we can view them outside mainland.

  • udl..

    why dont she just walk around in her bikini and start moaning on a phone…

    • Just John

      Ahh, so you are saying when you get ready in the morning, you happen to walk around your house in a bikini moaning on the phone?

      Or did you fail to read that she was changing clothes? Not sure how walking around would help her get into her work clothes, and not sure how moaning on the phone would have anything to do with what she was doing, since she was not on the phone, nor moaning.

      Of course, not saying I mind your suggestion, but just that you seem to be equating it to something different then she equated it to. For her, it was to get dressed for work, for you it seems to be some sort of sexual public flashing display. Not quite the same things…

      • Brett Hunan

        You caught me Johnny…. It was a sexual public flashing display for me too.

        Anyways, I would be gawking, hemming and hawing wondering if it is the appropriate time to ask for a phone number.

    • Just John

      Well, needed to correct myself.

      If you happen to be suggesting that she should walk around in a bikini moaning on the phone, I will be fully behind you on that, or maybe behind her watching her walk around in the bikini while moaning on the phone.

      Still would be a bit difficult for her to get dressed for work if she was doing this, so doubt that she would want to do as you are suggesting, but hey, feel free to ask next time you see her.

  • 平凡人

    I have nothing against pretty ladies with good figure changing in the train; make my ride more exciting. It is funny that they seem to get off right after they have changed, they did it deliberately to attract attention. Come on, are they so pressed for time? Their outfit looks like they work in some KTV.

  • Magda Carter

    They’re still not staring at her as much as they would stare at a 老外…

    • eattot

      true。。。
      the first time my 2 yrs old nephew saw black guys in railway station, he jumped out from his father’s arm, ran over to check it out, then shouted very loud, why they are so black, why? why?latter he saw white men, also very curious, but did not say anything.
      it’s so amusing. haha!

      • Irvin

        Why is she wearing mask? why? why?

        • Tengu

          Patience my dear Irvin, patience…we have a guy working on it!

          We will soon be blessed with an unveiling…

          • hoots

            Cover me. I’m going in…

          • Tengu

            I’ll lay down some suppression fire….

      • DRaY

        Your nephew is a fucking retard!! Please stop training Chinese children to be ignorant!

        • eattot

          your strange…
          it’s kid’s nature reaction, he was so surprised because he never saw black people,he does not understand why they are so dark…nobody trained him…your so strange.
          even now, you tell him the reason he still does not understand.

          • DRaY

            I’m sorry for calling your nephew a retard. There is definitely lack of exposure, he’s a kid . But for sure his dad is a retard for not teaching him not to make a scene. I don’t see white or black people freaking out and jumping around the first time they see Chinese people? Why do Chinese people do it? I’m not being racist or anything, but I don’t see that in other places I have traveled. It is just lack of exposure and education. And you are just as ignorant for saying it’s amusing.

        • Just John

          “Training”, hmm.

          You know, kids are often more honest and open, instead of applying “politically correct behavior”.

          So, kid never sees anyone who looks dramatically different from themselves, of course they will probably react. Has nothing to do with “training kids to be ignorant”, it has to do with the nature of being children and reacting to new, unexpected things. If you have a problem with it, feel free to bring it up to the Chinese government. Maybe they will host a “diversity day” for your sake, so kids will not experience it for the first time in an environment where they will just react naturally.

          • DRaY

            @Just John
            Kids will be kids, in China or in any other country, but that shit isn’t amusing. It’s amusing if you are ignorant. I realize Chinese people aren’t as exposed to as much as, let’s say your average person who grows up in the Western Hemisphere, and to say that’s amusing “Eatot” must be simple herself. But I digress, if that’s how you want your kids to act, good for you buddy!!! It’s your god given right. Maybe they will grow up to strip in trains as well.

          • Just John

            Actually, I educated my kids in diversity. Not only in diversity of races, but also sexual diversity, gender association diversity, mindset diversity, etc. I was only pointing out that kids are, well, kids. They say strange things and do strange things we may not always be able to think of beforehand.

            This is, yes, something a parent might not think of in a largely homogeneous society. You have to keep perspective in mind, and the fact that no parents are perfect, so will not always be able to anticipate what may come up.

            Not defending anyone, just trying to remind you to keep things in perspective. Trust me, I saw plenty of Walmart brats running around the store wild and wanted to yell at their parents. My kids never did BS like others because they were raised right, spoiled yes, but also understanding manners and common decent behavior.

        • http://thecapitalinthenorth.blogspot.com jixiang

          You haven’t seen that in other places you have traveled because in those other places there is probably more racial diversity. Go anywhere in the world where people hardly ever see anyone who looks physically different from them, and you will get the same sort of reaction. Some decades ago you would have found the same thing in many parts of Europe.

          The Chinese are certainly not “trained” to make a scene. And it is useless telling a two year old not to make a scene when they see something strange, since they will do it anyway.

  • mr. weiner

    In Summary: Tienanmien incident/unpleasantness -bad. Girls changing on Shanghai Subway-good. Eattot might have a secret life-[more power to her] Did I miss anything out?

  • JO

    wowww… speechles…

    • eattot

      who you are?why you use my name?

    • hoots

      sorry for the confusion… I normally call E-Tot “wowww”

  • Elliott

    Sofa! First ever.

    • hoots

      Sorry man. All the comments were down for a minute but they’re back up again. Valiant effort though! Keep it up!

      • hoots

        @Fauna
        Not sure what the problem is but when you go straight to this story through chinaSMACK’s homepage it shows having zero comments. If you search for the story on a third party website then you get here. Not sure what’s going on…

  • Jerry

    Its Very obvious that the girls are models doing some shows or whichever based on their attire……

  • Jerry

    And also the guy in white with blue stripe polo tee is obviously filming her using his handphone for his D.I.Y purpose at home…..WAHAHA

  • bobi

    Please, a copy on youtube !!! :-)

  • wenzhouzito

    sofa,
    Probabaly promoting for a new club…

  • La Mano Gaucha

    I reckon that this sofa is mine.

    • La Mano Gaucha

      Or perhaps not…

      What the heck is wrong with CS? Sometimes it just won’t show posts and then they are there suddenly. Weird.

  • http://candosino.wordpress.com terroir

    I am incensed, incensed I say! While China has the legally and properly amassed the proper technology to build an aircraft carrier to further its peaceful scientific research, after years of studying Latin American television meteorology broadcasts has China come no closer in closing down on the gap between a tramp’s legs?

    Ladies! For the last time: it’s a story! You are a book, and you are using it to tell a story! Engage us; take us upon flights of fancy down sub-plots of subterfuge: make us ask “What happens next? Is that? Are they? What what?”

    Clearly the West holds a clear and unlawful imbalance of power that must be addressed at the next summit; the same with the outdated costumes worn by Chinese pole dancers that are still using technology from the Cold War – wool, cotton… ye Gods, the Merkins have a monopoly on spandex in this area…. and with the situation as tight as it is, those babies are going to launch!

    C’mon China! You can do it! Come on! Let’s go! Chinese strippers can be the best in the world… C’mon, don’t be dry like a fish!
    JIA YOU! JIA YOU! JIA YOU! JIA YOU!

    • http://candosino.wordpress.com terroir

      And: Wearing underwear underneath the bottom of a swimsuit? Won’t she catch on fire when rides her bike home?

      • Tengu

        “Christ on a Bike”…..I hope so!

        • mr. weiner

          acreditation please

          • Tengu

            “Christ on a Bike”…..I hope so!

            S/B

            “Christ-on-a bike(1)…I hope so!”

            (1) – weiner, mr.
            “Guo Meimei Responds to Red Cross Controversy – Part 2″
            Friday, August 26, 2011 11:16 pm

            * Amendment Pending Approval of donscarletti

        • Tengu

          They’re squirting from the tubes as fast as we can patch the leaks.

          Oh, she’s got “issues”…I can’t even imagine what’s going on in that canopic jar that kid calls her head.

          I loved the “Best of…” compiled by Va J.J., he’s like a mad scientist…which in fact he may actually be.

          Went out with a Chinese woman from South Africa, (South African accent). She as an astrophysicist employed by the US Air Force. Allergic to alcohol. We’d go out, she’s still supremely high functioning, I’m mellow and she’s telling me about her research in (I shit you not), “Equatorial Plasma Bubbles.”

          I told some buddies I didn’t think It was going to last.
          Classic line:
          “Why not, it’s not like she’s a rocket scientist or anything….”
          “Well actually lads….”

          So Va J.J. may be our resident “Mad Scientist!”
          “Hoots” Seems to be our resident stud…god love him!
          “donscarletti” is handling “post approval.”

          never sure where blue goggles the ponderous psycho is coming from, posts are like reading Greek epics, without any coherency; he seems fascinated with his output so who can begrudge him.

          • hoots

            Holy Meimei Batman!
            A South African astrophysicist Chinese girl (what’s the proper order of those adj.?) who works for the US Air Force?!?! That just burst my Equatorial Plasma bubble.
            Marry her now before she gets elected President.

          • Tengu

            Funniest thing was the pure South African accent. She looked like a librarian during the week, but had a fondness for leather pants on autumnal weekends.

            Ever hear the joke?

            “What are the three sexes in China?”
            “Female, Male and Female PhD!”

    • Tengu

      Actually you bought a “Used” aircraft carrier and retrofitted it for the purposes of tracking the matting and migration patterns of narwhals, belugas and others in the productive marginal ice zone, they are also very, very tasty mammals. Coincidence, I think not.

      You bring up a good point, the “Pan-Asian Council for the Reform of Female Foundation Garments” must convene post-haste.

      Those big beige things have to go, comfort alone is not paramount, a nice camel toe or two here and there wouldn’t kill them would it?

  • Jess

    The guy in green with legs crossed isn’t looking, maybe he is gay?

  • GodsHammer

    They’re on their way to FWAPPATAS!!!!
    Seriously…I hope this trend continues…

  • DUXESTLUX

    soo…good ..best of China…Chinese girls love fetish and anal sex…

  • Irvin

    Just a girl stripping, big deal!

    I guess I gotta stop going to dongguan……too much of something made me indifferent to it.

  • Cleo

    It’s interesting but no coincidence that this is happening in Shanghai where the Japanese Occupation meant that instead of an open massacre, the Japanese felt free to tear the clothing off of chaste Chinese daughters with no fear of punishment from the Japanese controlled “police” in Shanghai. Just remember that Shanghai the Pearl of the Orient so named by Western friends was hated by jealous Japanese who to THIS DAY refer to Shanghai as having the nickname of WHORE of the Orient.

    Don’t forget history.

    Don’t forget the Shanghainese filmmakers who were censored from depicting what was happening to Chinese under Japanese occupation so they included coded scenes in their films for outside audiences. My grandfather who turned down THREE acceptances to Beida watched Shanghainese films in China where he understood that a torn sleeve, an unbuttoned collar – unthinkable in traditional Chinese dressing on a now pale actress meant that the Japanese had raped her either by invading the premises or when she left the house on an errand.

    Don’t forget that the Shanghainese actress who went by the name of “Butterfly” was raped and beaten when she left the safety of her compound to rescue ordinary Chinese girls who had been rounded up by the Japanese. When they saw a CELEBRITY daring to defend the girls, they actually released the girls and then RAPED the actress. That’s a Shanghainese woman. Don’t forget them.

    • Cleo
    • mr. weiner

      I think if there are Japanese men in Shanghai these days the Shanghainese girls might rape them! Time is a strange beastie

      • Cleo

        or leave the Japanese to rape each other – they ARE the best at what they do

        • Just John

          Cleo, would you mind passing along your address?
          I want to send you a tentacle monster.
          Seems like you seriously need one…

    • Just John

      And in steps Cleo, whom must always try to link any actions which she finds questionable in Chinese to either Japanese, Koreans, or both.

      Your comments are again another attempt to irrelevantly link Chinese behavior to Japanese.

      I see no Japanese ripping off her clothes. I see no Japanese raping her. I see in fact no Japanese in the story at all.

      Congratulations, I think you have once again proved to this entire community why your comments are useless and also blatantly highlighted your agenda.

      Now, please GTFO my internet Cleo, you are a complete and total useless moron.

      • Cleo

        or leave the Japanese to rape each other – they ARE the best at what they do

        This kind of thing isn’t happening in any other developing country but only in the one that Japan made the main target for SPECIAL attention. China can’t openly condemn what the Japanese did for geopolitical reasons. Not yet.

        • Brett Hunan

          There are people stripping in public everywhere for publicity stunts. A new and popular musical group almost got busted for it about a year ago.

          http://www.youtube.com/verify_age?next_url=http%3A//www.youtube.com/watch%3Fv%3DbJkymylTNU4

        • Just John

          Again, not relevant to the story.

          If you are going to troll, at least TRY to keep the topics relevant to the story you are trolling.

          Maybe you could do a comparison between how Chinese values are starting to look more like Japanese values because of some sort of public stripping link.

          Maybe you could comment that this seems to be how the Japanese AV industry got started.

          Something, anything. Trolling with a brain is better then just randomly making remarks trying to push your agenda, and at least if you can show some sort of relevance, people might actually listen to you and agree with you. Instead, you just sound like you are spouting garbage, anti-Japanese agenda.

    • Anon

      You write pretty coherently for someone who seems to be fucking crazy.

      • Tengu

        You know I was just standing on the sidelines.

        It’s lie “Whack a Mole” one disappears and another pops up.

        The Masked Avenger is in love with “Hoots” now and she’s been pretty sweet (baby steps).

        Now we have this one!

        Just John is casting the demons from our interwebs!!!!!!!!!

        • Brett Hunan

          Seriously they are popping out of the woodworks. John already started one up on our “carrion flower girl”, but if we put together the best quotes from all of these clowns we could make a book.

          Clearly Cleo has some abandonment and self-respect issues, so that she has to blame all of her (and other Chinese) “downfalls” on a different race.

          We should line up all the Amerikunts and kiss them.

          • Tengu

            This was posted elsewhere…going to confuse the heel out of “earthman” :

            They’re squirting from the tubes as fast as we can patch the leaks.

            Oh, she’s got “issues”…I can’t even imagine what’s going on in that canopic jar that kid calls her head.

            I loved the “Best of…” compiled by Va J.J., he’s like a mad scientist…which in fact he may actually be.

            Went out with a Chinese woman from South Africa, (South African accent). She as an astrophysicist employed by the US Air Force. Allergic to alcohol. We’d go out, she’s still supremely high functioning, I’m mellow and she’s telling me about her research in (I shit you not), “Equatorial Plasma Bubbles.”

            I told some buddies I didn’t think It was going to last.
            Classic line:
            “Why not, it’s not like she’s a rocket scientist or anything….”
            “Well actually lads….”

            So Va J.J. may be our resident “Mad Scientist!”
            “Hoots” Seems to be our resident stud…god love him!
            “donscarletti” is handling “post approval.”

            Never sure where blue goggles the ponderous psycho is coming from, posts are like reading Greek epics, without any coherency; he seems fascinated with his output so who can begrudge him, to each his own…we are a rainbow!

    • hoots

      What’s up? I like history.

  • Peye

    This gilrl mostlikely made a bet with some friends, that for a few RMB she would change her clothing in a subway car. She did it and now they all have a good laugh and are going to have a dinner party somwhere .

    • http://yahooo cokepot

      Not orginal and nothing new. Just copying the west

      • Brett Hunan

        Making bets with friends is only a “western thing”? Doing something fun, or funny, is limited to anywhere not China?

        Get a life… Chinese may be good at copying some things, while you excel at being a moron.

  • aflame

    You can still download them:

    tudou.com/programs/view/bmn3BRd5Mzc/
    tudou.com/programs/view/_slj0JHX1uk/
    tudou.com/programs/view/LBLd9b5mgrw/
    tudou.com/programs/view/UE0gyhViFjY/

    Paste those links in kisstudou.com

    ————
    Or use a china proxy

    • Just John

      Thanks, it worked perfectly ^^

      Much appreciated.

    • dim mak

      Or just download some porn you lifeless virgins
      She’s not even that hot

      • Just John

        For you I would suggest a prostitute, because masturbation to porn still means you are a virgin, and your response just reeks of loneliness. Maybe we can get brothalonely in here to verify.

        • dim mak

          Yes, porn means you don’t have sex right?

          Only old guys with no libido and have to save it to satisfy their woman believe this

  • http://www.lovelovechina.com Crystal

    Is it going to be a new craze – instead of planking?

    • Just John

      Oooo, I hope so. Crystal, will you invite us to your first appearance?

      • Tengu

        She already has several links on her blog and she is quite gifted I must say.

        Her “Shanghai to Suzhou:Grinding on the G-Train” is a masterpiece of showmanship. Her “Inverted Pooh Bear” is not to be missed.

  • MonkeyMouth

    song of the article:

    “Live Strippers in Action”

    by the Forgotten Rebels.

    my wu mao to anyone who knows this song.

    • http://www.qq.com/1325279774 Kedafu

      YEAH! YEAH!!!

      I love it!

      comment #92

      Komrade Monkey Mouth,

      x2 words,

      Rebel
      wumao

      I love it!

      catch you on the next article!

      it is 10:40+ China time

      take it easy….

      signing off

      an original
      五毛党

      • MonkeyMouth

        kedafu…..

        you are well worth all the respect, komrade.

        hope you dont think i am stealing your schtick ;song of the article’ thingie…just think its a cool idea….

        ” for a hundred dollar bill…ya, she’ll fuck ANYONE!!’

        forgotten rebels….been lucky enough to see them a bunch of times before mickey retired. had beers with him more than once. that guy is a blast.

        ” Mike, give me a G….thank you…”

  • roger dodger

    don’t they have toilets on the triains or at train stations in shanghai, she was that desperate?. I think its for aattention

  • GodsHammer

    I don’t know about all of you… but I blame it on BET and ‘the niggers’. *rolleyes*

  • RAJ

    They serving chicken wings on the shanghai metro!

    • Tengu

      The duck necks in Wuhan are to die for…

  • RAJ

    godshammer, is that gods – hammer or god shamer? Also i see just like mcdonalds , burger king and kfc your Klan opened a chapter here in china. Whats going on sales in the states dipping? Is the recession making those bed sheets to expensive to cut holes in? I see, the true story is his mama left his daddy for a nyager and so god shamer joined the KKK.

    • GodsHammer

      Relax RAJ… I am black. The comment is ‘tongue-in-cheek’ as they say. EVery other thread seems to somehow blame black people in one form or another,so why not this one?

      • hoots

        It’s gotta be all those gosh durn rap videos and “booty” shakin. All them gals got too much booty in they pants.

        Things just ain’t been the same since. Ever since Obama came over from Africa and spread his Nazi, Communist, Muslim, rapper-lovin, fist-pounding ideals the whole world’s just ain’t never been the same.

        Now bikinis on the subway? What’s next? Interracial couples?!?! God Almiiighty!!!

      • Tengu

        “*rolleyes*” – subtle sarcasm is so often lost…

  • Jon

    They’re just looking for attention… Reminds me of a jackass stunt.

  • RAJ

    what up ma nigga! is all good in the hood

  • Hobostyle

    Worst joke ever. Please stop making it. Chinese are known for a lack of humor and poor execution of it. It would be rather awkward trying to copy that, no? Thank you for your co-operation.

    • hooots

      you sound like an awkward douche bag. stfu

  • MonkeyMouth

    this is for all you pervs out there…ITS QUIZ TIME!!!

    only one question….

    read the headline carefully……anything a bit cheeky?

    “”Girl changing clothes in public on subway train car spreads online””

    • Tengu

      Damn….never even caught that, good call!

  • hooots

    Spreads. hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaha

  • hooots

    Attention all yall super smooth ass mother fuckers…hoots is changin his name to hooots cuz hees deeep. hollaer at ya booy. rip hoots

  • DRaY

    TRAMPS STAMPS, are everywhere in China … Shit… DUMB BITCHES!!! Haven’t you learned anything from the droves of American Whores who are now approaching 40 and have these marks immortalized on their lower backs? I look at a tramp stamp as a test of a woman’s metal capacity. If you’ve got a tramp stamp then you must have no brain and therefore will be designated as a jump off, All you gets is hard dick and bubble gum!!! . I love to ask chicks from college if they still have the Stamp now that they are 40 with kids…the expression on their faces are priceless.
    Good to see China is becoming more modern and whores are the same all over the world…. DUMB as DOG SHT!!!! Keep up the good work CHINA SMACK.

    • Anon

      I think the intention when they got that was not to have kids or be 40. You can never be immortalized unless you TRY. And a tramp stamp is part of the attempt. Hard dick and bubble gum? Whats that a meme? The lower classes will be as valid as the middle or upper or whatever. Would you prefer that everyone was a Mdm Frumpworth? Don’t worry they all won’t be old tramps. Having brain transplants into unaging sex bot bodies will be a trend in no time, so don’t worry.

    • mr. weiner

      In Australia we call them “arse antlers”

      • hooots

        hahaha i love australian slang. Do you often wear a “budgie smuggler?”

        • Tengu

          “Christ-on-a bike.*” – My daughter has “ass antlers”, she’s a University Professor and a Psychiatrist. I think she’d have a ball treating DRaY’s pathological misogyny or dissecting his minute Cerebrum.

          “budgie smuggler? Do I even want to know?

          * – mr. weiner
          “Guo Meimei Responds to Red Cross Controversy – Part 2″
          Friday, August 26, 2011 11:16 pm

          • hooots

            So, Australians correct me if I’m wrong but this is my interpretation of the term:

            Budgie is what everyone in the world calls a Parakeet. And a Budgie smuggler is what we Amerikunts might call a speedo. Because, if you look closely, if the bulge is nice and solid, it appears that one might be smuggling a small bird inside your aqua-briefs.

            When I wear one they call it a Bubo smuggler.

            And yes I totally agree. DRay sounds like a DBag without much “metal capacity.”

            Congrats on having an accomplished daughter and for being cool. Can I adopt you as my Chinese Dad?

  • Jason

    yes ,this is a big question in China ,but what do we can do ?

  • Jason

    yes this is China you know sb want be fame .

  • eddie9684

    it feels like they are starting a new thing? called undressing.. has kind of the same behavior as planking…..

  • Dan

    Hi there, can someone help me. I dont understand Chinese. Each time I click to watch a video, there is a Chinese message! What I need to do????

  • miss Z

    recently I saw a Lady wearing bra and underwear walking on the road along jianguo xi lu,what’s happening nowadays lol.

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