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Chinese Girl Shows Off, Becomes Internet Joke

From Mop, China.com, & XiCi:

A netizen from Nanning Sky Web, claiming to be female, claimed to be young and rich with over 200,000 monthly income, and wears a Vacheron Constantin watch.
The image below is the portrait she uses on Nanjing Sky Web, claiming to be a self-photo:

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Continuing on…a frightening scene occurred, as netizens one after another stormed in…
A netizen came in with a PK portrait: [The netizen] claimed the watch in the picture is a Patek Philippe, and the diamond ring is a Tiffany’s.

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Not to be outdone, other netizens one after another came into PK.
The second netizen’s photo:

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Another netizen’s photograph, this time even with Vietnamese Dong [currency] making an appearance:

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A netizen’s “Rolex”:

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No watch, then how about a pager/beeper:

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What can you do, a netizen’s Little White [cat’s name] insisted on participating…so he could only…

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An alarm clock works too:

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This one is even more outrageous:

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A commercial interruption: Fake document providers are everywhere:

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If the hand won’t do, then use the foot. This one is a little gross:

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Haha…even a kid has joined in:

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This kid has a lot of money…

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No money, but plenty of Durex…

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Food stamps???

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A money-collector’s hand. Note: These two sets of money, from 1 mao to 100 yuan, both sets has the same numbers, not only the denominations are the same, and what more, even the preceding letters are the same, the two sets in sequential order:

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Close-up:

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Amassing this many [credit] cards isn’t easy, right?

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Comments from China.com:

感叹.人生:

A bunch of stupid cunts!!!

全是废话:

Each more niu than the one before. Little brother [referring to self] admires.

幽灵笑:

Everyone has gone crazy!

昕情:

A very valiant/awesome post.

不走寻常路:

hao [good]

小泽Q:

[People are] bored to this degree…

Comments from XiCi:

milo00:

There is one hand/arm that is pretty good looking, ~~~~

望臣岗小子:

There is nothing that cannot be done, only what cannot be imagined!

雨淇静蜓:

Haha, China’s shanzhai culture…

潜水小泡泡:

So wealthy, [I] cannot compete…

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Written by Fauna

Fauna is a mysterious young Shanghainese girl who lives in the only place a Shanghainese person would ever want to live: Shanghai. In mid-2008, she started chinaSMACK to combine her hobby of browsing Chinese internet forums with her goal of improving her English. Through her tireless translation of popular Chinese internet news and phenomenon, her English has apparently gotten dramatically better. At least, reading and writing-wise. Unfortunately, she's still not confident enough to have written this bio, about herself, by herself.

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