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Public Restroom, No Toilet Paper, What Do You Do?

From Tiexue and XiCi:

What do you do if you use the restroom but don’t have toilet paper? (Picture Explanation)

What to do when you don't have toilet paper.

Translation of captions:

  1. Really, I saw this with my own eyes…
  2. One day I went to the restroom to take a piss.
  3. I saw this guy. He was wondering what to do because he didn’t have toilet paper.
  4. He took out a piece of cigarette foil paper [wrapper].
  5. Folded it in half and then folded it in half again.
  6. Folded it until it was 1/4 of its original size.
  7. Tore off a corner.
  8. Opened it up–
  9. And then like this–
  10. He reached behind… (picture left out)
  11. Then…
  12. He pulled the foil paper up, wiping off the majority…
  13. And used the small circle of paper he just tore off to do some final cleaning…
  14. Watching him walking off in the distance, I…
  15. These pictures used sesame sauce/paste was. Don’t be disgusted!

Comments from Tiexue:

悍马任奔:

Disgusting just looking at it.

ccww1812:

If everyone was like this, who knows how many forests can avoid being cut down, very suitable for energy-saving environmentally-friendly low-carbon lifestyle requirements!

lazily:

Brave man! Using your underwear is better though!

扣分无理由:

A pair of CK [underwear] isn’t cheap~~! Hehe

铁血刀魂:

[responding to ccww1812]

Raise a toothless dog behind the toilet, wouldn’t that save even more paper? Hehe, it can just lick you.

祖国的兵:

Pro!!!

zbklzl:

[responding to 铁血刀魂]

That method is indeed good, but one doggy cannot be shared by both men and women.”

杀伐酷酷:

Pretty environmentally friendly.

这才叫深度:

[responding to zbklzl]

Stupid, just raise two dogs, one tied to each restroom, and then no one needs to bring toilet paper anymore.

xaqqqwt:

This guy has ulterior motives. If everyone were like this, wouldn’t paper mills all go bankrupt? We should actively promote contributing to the country’s economy.  If you can use one roll, use 2. If you can go to the restroom once, split it into two times. Only this way can our motherland boom!

砍棒子:

Use your shoe bottom.

88319888:

Use your socks! If you don’t have socks, then use your shoe pad/insoles!

xiangjianfeng:

Once while my classmates were eating I demonstrated this method.

In the end, the entire class didn’t eat very well.

nht10:

What do you do if you don’t smoke?

What would you do?

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Fauna is a mysterious young Shanghainese girl who lives in the only place a Shanghainese person would ever want to live: Shanghai. In mid-2008, she started chinaSMACK to combine her hobby of browsing Chinese internet forums with her goal of improving her English. Through her tireless translation of popular Chinese internet news and phenomenon, her English has apparently gotten dramatically better. At least, reading and writing-wise. Unfortunately, she's still not confident enough to have written this bio, about herself, by herself.

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