List of Funny and Unusual Chinese Names, Netizen Reactions

From Sina:

Such ridiculous names, have you seen them?

元芳 – Fang Yuan (Online meme based on the ancient detective drama Di Renjie)

财付通 – Cai Futong (Chinese name for Tenpay, Tencent’s online payment system similar to Paypal)

高富帅 – Gao Fushuai (“Tall, rich, handsome”)

黑木耳 – Hei Muer (Black fungus, derogatory term for women’s vagina)

毛泽西 – Mao Zexi (Play on the name Mao Zedong, dong meaning East and Xi meaning West)

包爽 – Bao Shuang (“Guaranteed satisfaction”, usually in the context of sex)

曹尼玛 – Cao Nima (Homonym for fuck your mother, or motherfucker)

贺赫赫 – He Hehe

范统 – Fan Tong (Homonym of 饭桶 meaning idiot)

胡锦涛 – Hu Jintao (Former Chinese president)

祖国 – Zhu Guo (Meaning motherland or homeland)

戴乃照 – Dai Naizhao (Homonym for wearing a bra)

支付宝 – Zhi Fubao (Alipay, Alibaba’s online payment system founded by Jack Ma)

闪电球 – San Dianqiu (Lightning ball)

赵C – Zhao C

操小马 – Cao Xiaoma (Fuck little horse)

何三奶 – He Sannai (He “third mistress”)

刘性福 – Liu Xingfu (Liu “sexually happy/blessed”)

王星期二 – Wang Xingqier (Wang “Tuesday”)

武六七 – Wu Liuqi (Five, six, seven)

金高潮 – Jin Gaochao (Jin “climax/orgasm”)

叶佛祖 – Ye Fozhu (Ye “Buddha”)

毛太美 – Mao Taimei (Hair too beautiful)

范咪咪 – Fan Mimi (Mimi is another word for boobs)

范建 – Fan Jian (犯贱 or act like a bitch)

来高潮 – Lai Gaochao (Come orgasm/climax)

徐狗男 – Xu Gounan (Xu “dog man” or bastard)

史大佗 – Shi Datuo (Big pile of shit)

常高潮 – Chang Gaochao (Often orgasm/climax)

胡锦涛 – Hu Jintao (Former Chinese president)

江泽民 – Jiang Zemin (Former Chinese president)

关云常 – Guan Yunchang (Historical figure Guan Yu made famous in Romance of the Three Kingdoms)

好牛逼 – Hao Niubi (Very niubi)

Comments on Sina:

新浪网友北京

I really admire these people’s fathers.

新浪网友:

Many people were born in the 90s, from the look of it their parents are pretty young, why did they give them such absurd names?

新浪网友:

Blame the parents for being uncultured, gave really unprofessional names.

新浪网友:

I know two brothers named Xian Youqian (have money first) and Xian Youquan (have power first).

新浪网友:

Why are all the boarding passes from Chongqing Jiangbei Airport?

我老婆曾叫我吉祥如意富贵:

Using the last name to comment “very niubi”.

新浪网友:

Haha! Really deserve to be beaten. Alipay, so avant garde, hurry up and sue them. Come orgasm/climax, he must’ve gone crazy wanting to orgasm.

新浪网友辽宁沈阳:

Some are real, some are photoshopped.

越小姐面膜招商代理陕西西安:

Haha, so funny.

新浪网友:

This really opened my eyes, the world is so big, anything is imaginable!

新浪网友:

Fuck, it is clearly photoshopped looking at the pictures.

嘟嘟嘴展展北京:

So funny, their parents’ are so irresponsible.

新浪网友广东湛江:

Don’t look at just a person’s name, stop getting a laugh out of other people’s names, if it was you, how would you think, mister.

新浪网友:

My friend’s name is Zhang Gaochao (Zhang orgasm/climax).