Panda And Panda Girls Wearing Panda Shorts In Shanghai

Panda shorts in Shanghai, China.

Panda shorts in Shanghai, China.


Girls in Shanghai wearing panda shorts.

A panda with girls in panda shorts in Shanghai.

A panda and girls wearing panda shorts.

A Chinese girl in panda shorts knees a jumping panda.

A Chinese girl jump kicking a panda.

A group of Chinese girls wearing panda shorts on Nanjing Road in Shanghai.

Girls wearing panda shorts in Shanghai.

Girls wearing panda shorts.

Girls wearing panda shorts in Shanghai.

Panda, panda girls, 3D.

Comments from Mop:


Want to feed bamboo now.


There’s not enough bamboo to go around, everyone help out!


I want to feed their pandas bamboo.


When do we feed them bamboo?


So ugly…


So cute!


Not bad not bad, just their legs are a bit thick.


There’s only one stick of bamboo left…come get it!


Can we feed them bamboo yet?


…I think my bamboo would break…
There are too many pandas…

A panda and a group of girls wearing panda shorts along Shanghai's famous Nanjing Road.

From Sina:

What is performance art? It refers to artists using reality itself to create a performance. Recently, photographs of a group of seven “panda girls” wearing panda shorts with the “Mo Jie 2” [a MMORPG] panda have been circulating on various large websites and microblogs, with performance art once again melting into marketing.

According to reports, these seven panda girls accompanied by a regiment of 50 photographers walked from Shanghai’s Raffles City [mall] through People’s Square all the way to the Bund. All along the way, they attracted countless people’s attention, with people stopping in their tracks, filled with curiosity as they watched these beautiful girls and panda. Many groups of people sought to take photos with our pandas, and even a bride refused to pass up the opportunity to take a photo with the panda! Apart from the busy People’s Square and Bund, even the relaxing park for strolling was left with the “panda girls'” footprints.

Girls wearing panda shorts in midair.

Panda shorts girls in midair.

Girls in panda shorts in midair.

Panda and panda shorts.

Pandas. Personals @ chinaSMACK.

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Fauna is a mysterious young Shanghainese girl who lives in the only place a Shanghainese person would ever want to live: Shanghai. In mid-2008, she started chinaSMACK to combine her hobby of browsing Chinese internet forums with her goal of improving her English. Through her tireless translation of popular Chinese internet news and phenomenon, her English has apparently gotten dramatically better. At least, reading and writing-wise. Unfortunately, she's still not confident enough to have written this bio, about herself, by herself.

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  • aaak

    lol this is pretty clever

  • Alexander

    Wow….. young Chinese people dying for attention in a city of over 20 million…… what a surprise……

    • Flanders

      Yeah, young disgruntled English teacher dying for validation on Chinasmack. What an f-ing surprise.

    • joebob

      No sh__t it’s for attention, genius. And it’s also to show who are the losers out there with panties too bunched up to relax and enjoy it.

      No wonder the Chinese laughed at you.

  • Dark Canuck

    I was damn close, damn…

  • Rick in China

    What is with kneeing/kicking the panda in the balls? They have enough trouble reproducing already…

    • olli

      This makes me a saaad panda :(

    • mistyken

      i am thinking of exactly the same thing….

  • blackflagnation

    like those stupid-looking panda caps weren’t bad enough, now we have stupid-looking matching shorts to go with them

  • Pong Lenis

    They look a bit like adult diapers. Totally unsexy (except that’s your fetish of course!)

  • Regina.

    15 girls could wear these things right now and go walking on the streets of NYC. Not a damn blog or website would talk about it. Just goes to show what kind of trivial immature shit can become a sensation in China.

    • Captain China

      I feel that the article was more talking about the people that comment on these things, and it isn’t really a major news sensation. It’s just a tidbit.

      And the netter’s general reaction is “They’d have it anally.”

      • Actually, if you were to cut a hole where the mouths would be on the back, you can go anal with the girl AAAAANNNNDDDDDD be getting a pseudo-blowjob.

        How awesome am I???


      • Jones

        The mouth is in a proper position to receive a fleshy bamboo stalk.

    • Jess

      I’d interpret that as: “The streets of New York city are already so filled with crazy people that nobody would notice.”

    • dilladonuts

      That’s bullshit. Even dumber shit out of NY has been on quite popular blogs and websites. Don’t be racist.

      • Alex

        New York People and Chinese people are not in any way 2 races.

    • Flanders

      Um….what about the countless blogs with daily updates on what Lohan and Beiber ate for breakfast. Charlie Sheen on the other hand, that stuff is pure gold.
      As above all this as we might think we are, we’re the ones taking the time to write comments on it. Nonetheless, I know what you mean. I just can’t complain cause its a bunch of young cute girls. If it were a bunch of dudes, I’d be complaining about it too.

    • Joe

      That’s because Americans are dress in a promiscous manner.

    • Leina

      calm down, its not that these shorts are ‘uncommon’ to be seen in china. its just having a whole group of ppl wearing the same thing walking in the street is entertaining. its like how u feel if 10 girls wearing the same cute hats walking down the street, u will look back and think those are quite entertaining….some bloggers blog about everything. they even blogs about the sky being blue. that doesnt mean they havent seen sky before -.-

  • Interesting. You need to realize that they are making fun of China’s lack of Pandas. What is a Panda? It is not just an animal, it is a symbol of China’s national pride and spirit. Why are they displaying so many images of panda in one place–even going as far as to have a man in a Panda suit? Clearly it is to make people remember that China doesn’t have many Pandas left–instead they have Panda-bottomed-girls and a man in a giant panda suit.

    This national disgrace should not be forgotten. They must all be detained indefinitely and without explanation. Or investigated for economic crimes.

  • Reeeko

    When are they going to capture that man in panda suite and send it to the panda reproduction program?

  • Frost

    Lovely. And I was wondering, is there anywhere Hello Kitty style underwear for sale? I’d consider buying a pair of shorts for my girlfriend.

  • JoE

    Would anyone actually buy and proceed to wear them in public? Yes, yes they would sadly.

  • chengdude

    I swear, the next girl (or guy) I see wearing a pair of eyeglasses with no lenses is going to get the Woody Allen treatment in “Take The Money And Run”.

    Doubling the annoyance, the same girl looks to be one of the frontrunners for the 2011 Miss Retarded Pouty Face Pageant.

    • ShanghaiSteve

      Absolutely agree about the stupid pouty face. Do any men actually find this attractive? So irritating.

    • Ethan JRT

      Don’t go to Korea. It’ll be you versus about a quarter of a nation and I don’t like your odds.

    • Is that glasses with no lenses catching on in the West?

      • Jones

        No. That’s retarded.

        • Melburnian

          Ha ha ha. You’ve clearly never been to Melbourne.

          • Jones

            I consider Melbourne to be in the East, being over there amongst all the Asians and all. Isn’t it half full of Asians anyway?

          • Melburnian

            Australia is considered a Western country.. Melbourne does have a pretty large Asian population, made up mostly of Indians, but that hasn’t stopped the Melbourne-born population adopting ray bans (both with and without lenses) as what is apparently our new national costume.

  • ##BlothaLonely##

    No sofa for me?? No problem, I will climb a bamboo :p

    • anon

      You’re going to climb a cock?

      • ##BlothaLonely##

        I am so lonely, can’t help but to climb a bamboo if don’t get a sofa..


  • anon

    So this was a marketing gimmick for a computer game?

    I’d rather own that panda costume than those panda shorts.

    The feed bamboo comment was funny the first time, then progressively less so. But I guess every subsequent comment was just later netizens expressing their own amusement of the initial comment.

  • Capt. WED

    Again, they look like little girls… But still cute…

    BTW, PAN-DA is some evil evil stuff…evil Illuminati trying to take over our minds.

    • Capt. WED

      Are we supposed to comment on the girls or the panda?

  • fireworks

    No big deal. Promo for some online game. Only the geeks will get a hard on.

    Moving right along.

  • Panda Lover

    what cute little pandas! may I pet?

    • Capt. WED

      five dolla dolla Panda love you long time! (If you are a kid stop fucking around on Chinasmack. This is no place for kids.)

      • Capt. WED

        Wait are we discussing girls, fake pandas, or FUCKING REAL PANDAS?

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  • McCurry

    China’s own Pedopanda?

  • WOW! and advertisment to sell the newest stupid fad! AWESOME!!!

  • Airy

    It’s promotion, what so exciting?

  • Llanero

    Nice shorts, now gb2kitchen!

  • ImmortalTechnique

    I think… I think I’m having a fucking heart-attack… I… guh… pain in my chest… must finish saving pictures…

  • FYIADragoon

    Just like most Chinese crops, poorly grown Chinese bamboo is nutritionally insufficient for these girls. They need some nice, healthy American grown bamboo, and I’m more than happy to oblige. I’m happy to sacrifice my bamboo for the sake of a developing country.

    • dirtywhiteboy

      what makes you think you got what it takes?

      • jin

        dont worry its just his ego. let him think what he want. it makes him feel better.

        • FYIADragoon

          You sound mad. Possibly of the kind located around the rectum.

          • Peter in China

            Nah we all think you’re a foul smelling troll with a giant ego. Take a shower.

  • k

    Every time I see asian women photographed……it’s like it’s a competition to see who can come up with the most retarded immature looking face possible among a group of late 20 year olds. It’s even worse when you see 30 yr old women doing the pouty face or the half out tongue face or the god d*mn peace sign and bloated cheeks.

    • Sunshine

      Neck to neck with the duck face so popular with non-Asian women, I’d say of that age criteria, I’d say.

      • Sunshine

        Let me save myself:

        Neck to neck with the duck face so popular in non-Asian women within that age criteria, I’d say.

        • Alex

          Agree with both of you.

  • jin
    • 0311

      Hey Atleast they got A$$

      • jin

        yeh and those ass would kill u if they sit on u

  • Freakboy

    Oh great now everyone will want to fuck a panda.

  • Irvin

    What were they thinking……………..

    • mark and yoyo

      there is a god :-D

  • Sunshine

    Those shorts are fucking adorable.
    I would totally wear them and be ridiculed by every single person in my class.
    Where can I get a pair?

  • david

    very ugly. i think this was a display of very poor taste.

  • rollin wit 9’s

    the sad part is that when you add up all that ass, there is STILL no ass

  • Mila

    Wow, the girls are so beautiful! And the panda too, surely:P

  • Yep

    That panda looks rather evil – seems to contradict the panda image usually promoted by whoever.

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  • I kinda like the panda pants… Oddly kinda sexy…

  • Rod

    Typical dumb looking hot girls. Still, I’d buy my girlfriend a pair. Good photo where they look like they’re walking on air.

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  • Mademyday

    wow my bamboo is shaking

  • [email protected]

    wtf was up with the girl wearing glasses? some mild retardation? bitten by a snake? deprived of oxygen in utero?

  • VoiceofReason

    They’re just shorts…
    Get a life.

  • kodi

    I like that first guy’s comment, “Want to feed bamboo now.”

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